More Texas churches burn

Now we know what Varg Vikernes was doing when he was supposed to be making quality music:

The East Texas faith community is on alert again after two more churches burn to the ground. There have been nine suspicious church fires since the beginning of the year -seven have already been ruled arson.

“It could be one person, but we feel it’s probably more than one,” said Alexander.

“There are a lot of things that haven’t been stolen that could have been,” said Alexander…it’s obvious that whoever’s doing it, the intent is to destroy the church,” said

“It’s a Baptist, a Methodist, what type of church…black, white, it’s a church and they’re burning them,” said Smith County Fire Marshal Jim Seaton.

KLTV

What they’re alluding to is that many church fires occur to cover up thefts, for insurance money or to gain pity for the persecuted church or its congregation. This means that of all the church arsons out there, very few are actually ideologically motivated. This appears to be different.

0 thoughts on “More Texas churches burn”

  1. ... says:

    I finally get it, I thought this was a serious site; but now I’ve figured it out: this site is only a big joke.

  2. the_spine says:

    As if the URL wasent a dead give away…I think ANUS is about 74% serious, 25% parody/trolling, and maybe 1% life changing insight.

  3. the_spine says:

    ALso I think allot of liberal pussys/analy pained atheists will give the thumbs up to this, hopefully they dont try to start their own BM bands.

  4. hell says:

    That’s a real news site you dumb fuck, click on it.

  5. Xr says:

    About what the Christian Science (typing that made my brain cringe) Monitor reports:

    (ANUS considers the link spam, see google)

    No pattern to Texas arsons – well…

    However, laying fires to cover up burglaries makes no big sense in case those were done by a single entity. Blaming Muslims is on the verge of paranoia, and ‘Palin-hating liberals’ would lack the balls. Maybe it has, like it is condescended, to do with the occult, and cases where people are just making poor judgments. The propagandists seem reluctant to propose that there may be people seriously pissed off at Christians in general.

    Christians of East Texas, the time for a good insurance fraud is now!

  6. JesusEqualityFreedom says:

    I bet it’s Averse Sefira. They’re always up to shenanigans.

  7. blackvomit says:

    Burn your local church

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