New Blaspherian review

I liked this thorough and insightful review:

When listening to this album, a repugnant air permeates constantly throughout “Infernal Warriors of Death”’s duration, in a similar vibe to Obituary’s “Cause of Death” or Incantation’s “Onward to Golgotha”, although the album is far from a mere rehashing of classics. The gut-wrenchingly low guitar tone is enough to level those without proper preparation, while the blasphemous vocal assault of Lord Apollyon represents an ideal archetype of its genre. The riffing style of Wes Infernal, previously a guitar player for Texas legends Imprecation, concentrates on a more “meat-and-potatoes” style of playing that removes any excesses in favor of a disgusting assault on the eardrums, without any hints of “modern metal” clichés such as overuse of breakdowns or soulless guitar noodling. The rhythm section of Joe Necro (bass) and Matt Mayhem (drums) keep in-the-pocket over the course of the entire album, maintaining a blasphemous beat that compliments the guitar riffing. Lord Apollyon utilizes an echoed effect on many of the album’s songs, which only adds to the old-school vibe of the album. – Texas metal reviews: Blaspherian, “Infernal Warriors of Death” on Examiner.com

Between this album, recent BEHERIT, the new DEMONCY, the last and next DIVINE EVE, recent BAHIMIRON and ASPHYX material, we see how old school underground metal not only remains alive but advancing.

0 thoughts on “New Blaspherian review”

  1. jesus christ you're a fucking retard and i hope you die :D says:

    >we see how old school underground metal not only remains alive but advancing.
    >not only remains alive but advancing.
    >remains alive but advancing.
    >remains alive but advancing.

    CAN YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT YOUR DEN AND HAD TO SPEAK? IF NOT, ITS NOT AS SUPRISING YOU COULDN’T HEAR YOURSELF SAY THIS ALOUD AND WONDER “WAIT.. WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS SENTENCE?! OH…”

    FUCKING ASPIES MAN, YOU GUYS ARE INFURIATING.

  2. Adrian Mc Coy does copy paste says:

    Mastodon is as hessian as your mother’s cunt dripping jizz from a horny donkey’s cock! Please go back to the metal-archives site your fuking faggot. Kiddie music like the first two albums of that shitty band is not hessian, in fact it is music for trans-gender fags like your father is. Fuck off poser!

  3. Pantera dude says:

    What about the new Sorcier des Glaces album?

  4. Gaping Anus says:

    Going to a blog they hate and making grammar nazi posts is definitely not something that aspies and auties do. Nope, never.

  5. Gaping Anus says:

    Besides nazi are bad people regardless they are cute and I’d definitely suck their cocks anytime but that’s beside the point. Let me go get my Mastodon cds.

  6. Sad says:

    Too bad the reviewer loves Absu’s latest offering. Ergo, yet another reviewer you can’t trust. It’s, uh, sad.

  7. Pantera sucks the balls of faggots says:

    What the hell took that dude so long to review the Blaspherian album? It’s been out since March. It shouldn’t take 7 months to listen to an album.

  8. Pantera sucks the balls of faggots says:

    Disregard that I like Walmart metal like Mastodon.

  9. @Pantera are all reactionary dicksuckers says:

    Disregard the fact that Blaspherian is recycled metal for retard faggots who think old-school metal is the end all, be all.

  10. @Pantera are all reactionary dicksuckers says:

    So that is why I listen to great metal like Mastodon’s first two albums, which my mom who has Aids and will die soon of pneumonia, is a fan of! I will follow her example of being a slut. I have almost enough money for my sex change operation!

    – mastodon guy

  11. Pantera are all reactionary dicksuckers says:

    No, your mom got AIDs from Steve Jobs and you have AIDS because Brett Stevens gave it to you. Either him or Jeff Tandy. Both are faggots and so are you. Plus you’re whiny bitch who huffs jenkem.

    Anything else you have to say Pantera bitch?

  12. mastodon is gay says:

    Yes I saw your mom lying on the floor while tiny midget let a thick turd force its way out his rectume directly into your mom’s mouth.

  13. @above faggot says:

    Yes, I saw your mom in all black gangbang in which I recorded the “hole” thing. Every hole was filled. Mouth, belly button, vag, anus, you name it. I was recording and your faggot of a father was holding the boom to catch all the orgasm your mom makes. She kept during the scene that he could never make her feel this good. Then again, it was 6 black cocks. I’m sure you scream when you suck and fuck that much black dick.

    Anyway, it was a blast! We would’ve invited you but you weren’t home. Your dad said you and your boyfriend were at a gay pride rally.

  14. @above faggot says:

    > I listen to Mastodon so I’m stupid.

    > I think Mastodon is metal so I’m an ignorant poser.

    > I think Mastodon is good so I’m a cock sucking lady boy!

  15. @above faggot says:

    “> I listen to Mastodon so I’m stupid.

    > I think Mastodon is metal so I’m an ignorant poser.

    > I think Mastodon is good so I’m a cock sucking lady boy!”

    So wait, you’re owning up to liking Mastodon and you’re stupid, an ignorant poser and you’re a cock sucking lady boy?

    Wow, good job faggot! It’s about time you came out the closet! It’s too bad your faggot ass likes such a hessian band like Mastodon. I’m quite sure they don’t like faggots as their fanbase though.

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