Sarcófago Releases “Woke Reissue” of 1987 Classic I.N.R.I.

Foundational proto-black metal band Sarcófago announced today that its 1987 classic of blasphemy, I.N.R.I., has been re-issued in a “woke version” by Washington, D.C. label Dischord and will be in stores shortly, packaged with a commemorative Satanic Lust N95 face mask.

According to Sarcófago manager David Li-Cochran, I.N.R.I. for a new generation will take many by surprise. “The same Sarcófago intensity is there, but the crass messages of hatred, gender polarity, non-arbitrary reality, and Eurocentricism just don’t fly any longer. It’s a New World Order, I mean new world, and a new market.”

Before

Choosed to be the offensor of Christ
Evil, disgusting and bloody mind
He was belched forth of hell
To torment the son of god…

Lucifer designate me to this work
Because I love to fuck you
Eat your delicious mother
Blaspheming over your Trinity

I was born by semen of Satan
At a night with full moon
Blessed by priests of evil
Marked with the sign of goat
I’ve turn my back to you
My destiny is to be fell
I spit on your face
I’m the black vomit of hell

While your mother cry under your feet
I smile by your disgrace
Suffering is the only thing
Wich I desire to you

Christ you is a liar
Satan is my master
And command my mind to total desaster

Christ I will fuck
All the bastards
Who believe in yours words of love

Christ I hate you
With all my forces
Will piss on your corpse and eat your flesh

After

Choosed to be the offensor of Christ
Evil, disgusting and bloody mind
Xir was belched forth of hell
To torment the non-gendered child of god…

Lucifer designate me to this work
Because I love to peg you
Eat your delicious female-identifying parent
Blaspheming over your Trinity

I was born by non-gendered sexual emissions of Satan
At a night with full moon
Blessed by priests of evil
Marked with the sign of goat
I’ve turn my back to you
My destiny is to be fell
I spit on your masked and socially-distanced face
I’m the black vomit of hell

While your female-identifying parent people cry under your feet
I smile by your disgrace
Suffering is the only thing
Wich I desire to you

Christ you is a liar
Satan is my non-denominational leader
And command my mind to total desaster

Christ I will sexually stimulate, regardless of their sexual organs or sexual identities
All the people born of non-traditional family groups
Who believe in yours words of love

Christ I deplatform and censure you
With all my forces
Will piss on your corpse and eat your flesh

Li-Cochran outlined the changes. “We have dropped gender specific, and sexual orientation specific, language, as well as removed any references to exclusively White traditions. Instead, now you have a Black Jesus that anyone can identify with, and a genderless Satan who possesses both breasts and a penis like leading American Republican candidate Caitlyn Jenner.”

Founding member Gerald “Incubus” Minelli told Death Metal Underground, “It’s the same album. We just re-did the vocals so that Millennials and Generation Z could feel safe even opening the album on Spotify. It also helps our social credit scores as individuals if iTunes, Walmart, YouTube Music, and SoundCloud carry our work without any points deducted for non politically correct lyrics.”

“By remaking the album concept around the notion of a Black transgender Jesus, we have made Jesus into Baphomet, and committed the ultimate blasphemy against the notion of an objective reality and traditional way of life,” he continued. “Not only that, but now we can sell these songs to ‘woke’ companies to use in their commercials, so more of Satan’s gold comes to our bloodstained hands.”

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4 thoughts on “Sarcófago Releases “Woke Reissue” of 1987 Classic I.N.R.I.

  1. I BELIEVE! says:

    For all the unbelievers: Hell is right here, right now!

  2. maelstrrom says:

    Putting the “fag” in Sarcofago

  3. Those new lyrics are really offensive to me.

  4. this reminds me of the “purification process” drama, that doesn’t seem to have arrived outside of latin america, because i only find links in spanish and portuguese still talking about it

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