SJWs Attack Metal Band For “Bigfoot Lives Matter” Humor


Obese blue-haired SJWs at internet music promotions coffee klatch I Heart Local Music have attacked Missouri comedy death metal band Troglodyte for the extension of its Bigfoot-themed humor to a drum kit on which was painted the words “Bigfoot Lives Matter.”


Like most SJW attacks and all of #MetalGate, this attack occurs through public shaming, then gathering up a group of neurotics to whine together, and finally attempting to get the band ejected from venues, record labels, social media and web hosting like Discogs, Bandcamp and SoundCloud.

This is the exact same sort of attack that the ancestor to this website came under during the 1990s from both Christian fundamentalists and reality-oblivious Leftists.

As happened with #MetalGate, this attack can be blunted and deflected by getting together a group to raise noise about artistic expression and the fact that SJWs are just pissy little Red Guards who get off on bullying others by using the weight of guilt and ideology.


These people (SJWs) are the opposite of what metal is, which is defiance to the dominant paradigm of our time. Since WWII, and especially since Communism fell in 1991, the West has been solidly Leftist, extending its vision to include consumerism through globalism in what it calls the New World Order (NWO). SJWs are uncontroversial according to that narrative, but death metal is.

While it is unlikely that readers of this site will enjoy Troglodyte much, and perhaps they should be purged for being a joke band, the correct way to do this is not through censorship but through elitism, or the promotion of better bands. SJWs have none of those, so they aim to hobble us all in order to attention-whore their drama for internet points with the similarly mentally disabled.

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17 thoughts on “SJWs Attack Metal Band For “Bigfoot Lives Matter” Humor”

  1. Melvin Mejias says:

    This is the video of the skit that night.

  2. Kyle says:

    Finally, an accurate description of sjwism on the internet. Hails

  3. OliveFox says:

    I feel like I’ve accidentally ran across 50 bands named TROGLODYTE over the years. Be it local openers, weird old tapes and compilations, some obscure live bootleg from the old days, etc. I recall no specifics, so clearly none have been good.

    Either way. Dumb band, harmless joke, obvious reaction. Outrage is essentially social showboating and in this case it’s like watching a pee wee football team kick a field goal and then proceed to do a choreographed celebration.

  4. Nana says:

    These guys are actually a very talented death metal band. I’ve been lucky enough to catch them live numerous times.

  5. Johan P says:

    What’s that on the chimney?

  6. penishole says:

    blocking ambulances on highways, people critically injured people in mortal danger for no reason = brave activism

    harmles joke message on your bass drum = unforgivable racism

    fuck this gay earth tbh

    1. Morbideathscream says:

      I agree, we live in an ass backwards world. I’d say give Russia a chance.

      1. GGALLIN1776 says:

        Russia sounds like our last chance.

      2. C.M. says:

        At least in Russia there are clear lines drawn about what is acceptable and you don’t have to walk on eggshells, wondering if some social justice mob is going to find and lynch you for something that all reasonable find totally innocuous. I prefer outright dictation to all this sneakin’ around.

        Hello, FBI watchlist!

    2. Hail the earth, only shun many of those who live on it

      1. C.M. says:

        Saying the Earth can’t be gay? Or conceding that it is gay but you still won’t fuck it? Your comment reeks of white privilege and rampant homophobia. Typical Northern European elitism at its worst.

        1. Roger is OK Computer says:

          I’m just appalled that he/she/it’s so transparently prejudiced against transsexual Nicaraguan bronies and I demand that someone with real power censor him/her/it and force him/her/it to make a public apology to said oppressed group or I’m going to keep COMPLAINING LOUDLY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT’S NOT EVEN REMOTELY ANY OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS UNTIL SOMEONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE

      2. Syphilis says:

        Resetting this planet isn`t a bad idea and its just a push of a button away.

  7. Rainer Weikusat says:

    »Sense of humour« is what the others are clearly lacking if they complain when we talk them down in a way we believe to be funny.

  8. Morbideathscream says:

    This story is just outright fucking silly. Whinny liberal faggots can’t take a joke. Today’s youth is a bigger Joke(unintentionaly) than this band. As for the band, they’re a joke band not intended to be taken seriously.

    I just cringe when I hear people say “OMG YOU GOTTA SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC SCENE” those types typically can’t think outside their local shit metalcore band and are usually leftists.

  9. Cauterize says:

    They like local music… if its properly vetted.

  10. fart inhaler says:

    To be fair they didn’t really attack them in any way unless that “protester” was part of their group. They merely expressed their disapproval and that they wouldn’t write about the band, which is completely fair, no?

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