Do you need speed metal apparel for wearing to back-to-school nights, WWE matches, dirt bike races, and child support hearings?
Well the remnants of Slayer have got you covered! Slayer have new Halloween t shirts to go with their wicked leprechaun shirts, bitching Slayer BMX bikes, and eagle paperweights! Slayer are also giving out Slayer pumpkin carving stencils with purchase of their new Halloween t shirts so that trick-or-treaters in your trailer park can trick-or-treat with Slayer! Be sure to be a responsible single parent and hand out year old packets of those cheese-flavored, orange peanut butter crackers instead of candy. Saving the youngins’ teeth from sugar will help you save up for that Jeff Hanneman “Still Reigning” chest tattoo. You don’t want to have to put that glorious piece on layaway!
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4 thoughts on “Slayer Halloween Shirts & Pumpkin Carving Stencils”
That t-shirt is hideous! The demon horns resemble those of water buffalo and antelopes…
No way dude slayer totally rock
Like it or not, Slayer has been a mainstream mainstay for a long time. People who typically wear Slayer shirts are boyish, pale men with carefully trimmed hair, neatly costumed Japanese girls or run-of-the-mill office types in an ‘edgy’ fit, all classic cases of “it makes me something”.
I’m happy with my iron eagle Slayer shirt and my Live Undead shirt. I’ll pass
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