The Right Hand Path reviews Spear of Longinus

I enjoy this blog because of their deadpan, straight-forward, radical honesty perspective:

Spear of Longinus is an Australian Black Metal/Thrash Metal band formed in 1993 from Brisbane in Queensland whose lyrical themes are based on National Socialism, religion, philosophy and hatred.

The phrase “Spear of Longinus” is in reference to the spear that pierced Jesus Christ’s side as he was on the cross. It is told that who possesses the spear is granted immortality.
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Today’s to do list:

  • Fix the kitchen faucet.
  • Themes based on National Socialism, religion, philosophy and hatred.
  • Get milk.

0 thoughts on “The Right Hand Path reviews Spear of Longinus”

  1. white power says:

    damn jews always holding the white man down. so what if i don’t got no fancy high school diploma or can count past 8? i’m superior, dagnabbit!

  2. It is important to comunicate... says:

    I was once gay for 5 minutes in my life, then I turned of the the Mastodon CD and turned straight again.

  3. Hessian warriors on the march... says:

    Don’t forget get laid. Oh wait…

  4. Right testicle path says:

    Right Hand path?? AHAHAHAHAHAH
    I bet they don’t understand half of what the spear of longinus are talking about.

  5. fffwewe says:

    Anus doesn’t do a blog entry on “hipsters” for once, so all the commentators are at a loss and scramble to be “wacky random”.

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  8. paul atreides says:

    lol why the hatred bro? not like you can actually do anything with it except sit around frustrated that others get to do things that bother you, no wonder you listen to shitty angry death metal music

    you’ll be dead by 56 hopefully

  9. Your request as been registered sir... says:

    I was seeing the Menu and I will have a bit of Dominant Fucker angry ramblings and one or two poojokes for dessert. Thank you.
    To drink I want a few of “disregard that, I suck cocks”.

  10. @paul atreides says:

    You literally call someone’s “hatred” into question, then wish them dead? Ahaha. The intelligence and emotional maturity of hipsters on display, folks.

  11. paul atreides says:

    you misunderstand, 56 was a generous upper estimate. what else can you expect from blasting screaming and incoherent chaotic noise into your head for the majority of the day? the repetitious pummeling of those drums alone is enough to drive you nuts.

  12. herp says:

    Spear Of Longinus is pretty good. How come the DLA doesn’t have any reviews up?

  13. True Hessian Warrior says:

    I feel like a little girly bitch when I listen to Spear of Longpenis. If I want to feel like a man, I’ll play some early Mastodon. Music for real hessians! HAILS!

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  16. EDGY EQUALITY says:

    I HATE NIGGERS.

    NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE NIGGERS.

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