With the International Day of Slayer coming up, it was hard to pass on one of these at SoundWaves. After all, you always need a Igloo™ Thermos.®
At first glance, one is skeptical of course because lots of these cobrands are totally mediocre, but this stands up to the other printed Igloo™ products in the stores. In fact, you can find dozens of these, printed with all sorts of stuff from Harry Potter to Pokemon and Lindsey Graham.
The print however seems sturdy and faithfully reproduces the colors of the South of Heaven cover, perhaps slightly dark to account for fading from sun and dishwashers. This is a decent size for coffee since those little dainty cups barely wake anyone up these days.
As far as the unit itself, at this point with fifty years and lots of published research on how to make an insulated container, the technology is solid: it kept coffee hot for several hours, and when tested with beer it did pretty well too although the beer did not last long enough to really stress test.
During this portion of Late Stage Democracy, it is essential to signal your elective tribe as a way of hinting at the other portions of your identity stack, so this is basically a standard Thermos® cooler but it has Slayer on it so that’s… cool.
Tags: consumerism, slayer
Slayer
Deicide
Morbid angel
Incantation
Immolation
Coffins
Nike
Grave
Mortician
Vital remains
Beat that ten best bands ever
Korn
Slipknot
Icp
Necro
Twiztid
Kid rock
Kelly Clarkson
Cradle of filth
Kittie
Otep
Lacuna coil
The above can eat a big nagger cock haha fuck a toilet and eat shit…
Rappers
Chads
Buff fuckers
Haters
Women who chase alphas
Kill all of that bullshit fuck women’s rights intellectual minds mean nothing to
The hypergamous cunt mind
And don’t u see this site alone is not feminine
Women hate brett Stevens
Stop bitching about my rape posts
U wanna save wasps start raping ok
And give the following bitch s to me hahaha in Africa ok
Dua lipa
Taylor Tomlinson
Cristina scabbia
Jennifer arroyo
Briana torres
Brandi bravo
Katie yamaguchi
Anne Marie green
Kimberly huestis
Porcelain my nuts bitch…..hahahaha….
Got any jew Japanese jokes anyone?
So says the
Shonisaurus prime sharkzilla rap metal police
Shemales in disguise hahaha
Fuck
Rape any comments pro wigger pro white trash pro rap must be killed fucking get meth and overdose Eminem ass faggits haha
Would you fuck a Japanese Jew bitch?
Hey if you fucks were half Japanese brett would you kill yourself hahaha
They those sushi sluts anyway have cute cunts and japs don’t have nice tits to you?
I can’t stop thinking rap music is terrible
discussion
Intellectually, I know you can’t fault a genre. It’s all what you do with it, that’s clear, and it’s been clear for me since I was a teen.
But holy fuck does rap music continue to sound eternally stupid to me. It always has. It sounded like people posing and thinking they were cool when they actually looked like idiots, talking about lifestyles that were in no way laudable, and not even having a lot interesting to say about them.
And the sampling – I remember when young thinking “Alright, not a fan of rap, but that’s actually a pretty catchy backing track and chorus he came up with there.” Only to find out it was just a sample from another song. What? Then…he. Didn’t. Do. Anything.
Part of the problem was clearly that rap had this wink to it’s audience of “you know what I’m talking about.” And no, I didn’t know what they were talking about. Like I said, it just seemed like idiots posturing and thinking they were cool and important. Almost like the leader of a Junior High clique who sees only his little myopic world of Junior High and thinks he’s awesome because an equally moronic girl in his special-ed math class was into him. It just universally seemed like music written by people adhering to shitty cultural values and operating with an IQ 60 points below mine that disallowed them to see outside of that.
A recent perplexing moment is when I was reading a reddit post about what shitty humans the couple from the group Die Antwoord are in real life, and followed a link to this video made by a rapper who wrote a revenge song against them for raping her. I definitely thought that sounded interesting, and immediately had an idea in my head of all the places you could go with that. But then I watched the video, and despite whatever happened to this girl, I couldn’t help but feel all these people deserved each other. Just read their texts…who talks like that? Who thinks like that? Even her verses express such a limited viewpoint. Again, I get this sense of people posturing and thinking they’re part of something cool when the whole culture seems clearly crap and moronic and useless to me. This is the shit that makes me think Thomas Sowell was right when he theorized that black/urban/white trash culture keeps itself down by having absorbed shitty cultural values.
Eminem…obviously had some talent for the written world. This is clear. And there are a couple of other times I’ve thought “OK, kinda interesting and creative.” But by and large, the contradiction in my brain endures: You can’t fault a genre, but this genre has been getting so much popularity, so many artists, and so much development…and still it’s shit. So clearly shit. I feel bad, because I frequently encounter rap musicians who seem fair and are open to other genres, and that makes me not want to be a dick about it, but wow do I not get it.
HaHahaha
Yes a reddit faggot said this…
WHEN I RULE PART OF AFRICA ALL HIP HOP AND RAP ROCK WILL DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL EXCRUCIATING DEATH
DUMB STUFF IS CALLED DUMB FOR A REASON
HELL JUST LEAVE EARTH SMART EUROPEAN STOCK AND THAT’LL TAKE CARE OF THE RAP CRAP IF ALL THE TURDS WHO CALL THAT ART STAY AND DIE…
ITS A BROWN BLACK WIGGER CHIGGA PROBLEM KILL THOSE FAGS IMMEDIATELY…
SLAYER MADE ICE T LOOK GOOD NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND OKKKK
JEWS NAGGERS SPICZWIGS FAGS LIBERALS I WANT ALL DEADLY BURNED AND RAPED HAHAHAHA
We have to include “wegro metal rap” like Pantera and all metalcore/deathcore.
Rap is not my thing, but I can see the appeal: culture is dead, remix the remains, and then rant over them because no one is paying attention anyway.
The belodons
Black Hawaiian raprockzilla
Blood fluke metal
brimosaurus prime police
Belodons love to fuck whores forever!!!
Stupid band name to you…
Cuz y’all is gay not me
Metal need neiggers not wiggers just saying
I rape on a sex tape white dykes with my crusty dick too bitch…
Keep spying on my ass I’ll make u regret it bitch…
Rap sucks always has always will
Ghetto races need to be exterminated now…
Cars must be crushed when their owner is an asshole…
Women who hate men and dicks are fags that need to be raped
Fuck Ruby rose id skullfuck her while she takes a dumb bottomless bitch….
I love raping white women and I always will hahahaha
Even Zendaya hahaha…
Pussies look better beat up anyway don’t u agree hahaha
I keep hinting at my identity stack, very clearly (when prodded; I don’t initiate), but my leftist colleagues just don’t take the hint and keep acting as if I am one of them
They are probably just trying to keep you from getting attacked by raving slibs. To be on the Left is to realize how many utter lunatics are part of the party.
The damnedest, stochastic thing about South of Heaven (hence the paradoxic title), is that it’s probably their best work. It’s more thought out. I can logically assess when something has quality, without actually liking it.
So I’ll be honest, I fucking hate this record and never listen to it because it doesn’t have the animalistic intensity of Reign in Blood as much. At the end of the day, people just want mindless extremity with a small pinch of intellect somewhere, and I am no exception to that rule. For that reason I will not stop putting RiB in my top 10.
So art is becoming impossible to analyze, but you can always try of course.
The weird stochastic thing about South of Heaven (hence the paradoxic title), is that it’s probably their best work. It’s more thought out. I can logically assess when something has quality, without actually liking it.
So I’ll be honest, I hate this record and never listen to it because it doesn’t have the animalistic intensity of Reign in Blood as much. People just want mindless extremity with a small pinch of intellect somewhere, and I am no exception to that rule. For that reason I will not stop putting RiB in my top 10.
It kinda works like Deranged – High on Blood, the “songwriting” if you can call it that, is barely there, but the overal energy of that record is phenomenal enough to spin it regularly.
So art is becoming impossible to analyze, but you can always try of course.
Do you prefer South Of Heaven over the first three? I always thought it signaled a turn towards the mundane for Slayer.
I see it like something… like they were going for the classical music approach. More intellect, less animal.
But you see, I tend to be like an animal (and Ildjarn would agree), so I prefer instinct over intellect, sorry.
I see it like something… like they were going for the classical music approach. More intellect, less animal. Could it be going backwards IS forwards?
But you see, I tend to be like an animal (and Ildjarn would agree), so I prefer instinct over intellect, sorry… not sorry.
This is an essay in itself (like how people keep telling me they like pipe smoke because it reminds them of their grandfathers, and what that says about where we are as a civilization).
South of Heaven is probably the best Slayer in terms of musical understanding and artistry. It starts to make mistakes by having too much focus on vocals and mid-paced material, however, so it will always be controversial.
It was hated back in the day for having done that. People saw it as Slayer slowing down. However, if they had burned their guitars and become farmers after this album, people would over time have seen how it completed the Slayer universe and presaged black metal.
I tend to listen to the first two albums the most. Hell Awaits has always been a favorite, since Show No Mercy still has too much of the 1970s in it (to be fair, they started writing it only a few years into the 1980s).
At this point, I listen to everything up through South of Heaven, and consider this “classic Slayer” with nothing out of place. But I still throw on the first two the most for their philosophy of energy and overcoming.
Sure, feel free. But I will always be an animal… I honestly am at my greatest peak when I don’t think, but feeeel.
I love me some Italian black/death metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qGS32335Po
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Godamnit, don’t you remember the song girls just wanna have fun? You’re the monster brain here, you think of something you fix your own comment section man.
And that great “Barbie girl” song. Absolute plastic!
Always dearly remember so, Everything Was True, Oz is over the Rainbow, God’s an astronaut and Midian is where the monsters live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4zyBJGpAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusOOB7Bc2Y
They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter
But… I want to go Midian, I want to go where the monsters live!… perhaps, one day I shall, I and shall discover treasures beyond belief!
Anal treasures.
When I saw Goon, the movie, I was like “Yes more Stifler please!!!”, instead I got something Christ-like, and therefore I was like “this is the fucking anti-Stifler man”. What a bummer.