Pipe Smoking “Breath Smoking” Technique Revealed

For those who keep up with the finer things in life — whisky, pipes, cigars and fully automatic weapons — a new video details the “breath smoking” technique that, while seemingly lost to time, is how most experienced smokers enjoy their pipes.

Thanks to Duane for shining some light on this ancient and future method of enjoying delicious Nicotine.

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27 thoughts on “Pipe Smoking “Breath Smoking” Technique Revealed”

  1. Rainer Weikusat says:

    That’s “whiskey”, for someone’s sake.

    Sorry for the spelling nit but »whisky« uncannily resembles a certain brand of cat food. Quite abhorrent.

    1. I'm black says:

      Olde English Bitch ass nigga!!!

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        Scottish, actually. Didn’t know that despite I usually only drink Scotch

        1. Drinking is meaningless without cannabis. If you read the second volume of Tyr, you know that cannabis is far from alien to the Germans.

          1. S.C. says:

            I think the world agrees with you

          2. Rainer Weikusat says:

            Reportedly, the Germna purity law came into being to stop villagers from going through the woods to collect everything interesing and boil that together with the wort, causing all of the peasants to be in a “mostly passed out” state for a few days.

            Suum cuique.

            I’ve found that cannabis mostly makes me like music I otherwise don’t like so much and vice-versa. And maintaining this artificial shift of what constitutes »me« is not worth the effort, not the least because I’d otherwise have to chase people I don’t really want to see all the time.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9O7IytJ1lg

            Entsagt der Zeit. Der Hatz enronnen.

            This is (AFAICT) about a meditation on an opening in the woods on a bright day, away from all these stones, cars and people.

    2. Vigilance says:

      Barrel aged whisky for your kitty.

      1. Hagel says:

        Try to be witty by rhyming with kitty
        Fail to be witty, instead being shitty

  2. Psychic Psych Toad says:

    OMG I can’t stop staring at that fingernail! Chew it off or let me rip it out with a pair of needlenose pliers please!!!

    1. Chasing Embers says:

      After turning 50 I just figured I would leave manicures to sissies, and trophy wives.

  3. Hagel says:

    This smoking method lowers the risk of lung cancer.

    1. Hagel says:

      True story, bros.
      Don’t quit smoking, smoke the healthy way!

  4. You'd usually excoriate me for this fuckin' Kool Guy moustache says:

    Smoking pipe tobacco is healthy because it isn’t corporate and it’s Traditionalist so it’s noble.

  5. Trashchunk says:

    Approval

    1. winkfish says:

      We all do what we gotta do to survive in metal. This is no scene to be high and mighty. Schuldiner and Evil D smoked a bit of pole back in the day. Varg cleaned pakis boots for them on the inside, under threat of another broken jaw. Max Cavalera beat his Hep C. They did their dash and made their mash but there ain’t no shame in any of it dawg

  6. Sardonic Webmaster says:

    Hahaha and you retards wonder why everyone even vaguely interested in extreme metal that isn’t brain damaged makes fun of this stupid ass website. Brett, you are a weird idiot.

    1. You’re a pozzed out scenester who thinks everything is good as you want social acceptance from a bunch of low IQ service workers whose tattoos and body modifications prevent them from working in more lucrative occupations. Fuck off and die idiot.

      1. Neconomeconomist says:

        Daniel, in what occupation do you labour?

    2. Imposition says:

      Yeah, like, how dare you talk about Brett that way!!! ::queues barrage of alt-right buzzwords::

  7. winkfish says:

    Ravishing Grimness vs Arctic Thunder? Which album is better?? Why???

    1. Hella interesting says:

      Slavishing Thinness.
      Why? It carries a flowing phrasalism. It develops riff salad into a recursive architect of tunneling tsunamies.

    2. Munyat says:

      Attic Thumped here. Because it’s just the band doing what they want, rather than what kids with ’tism expect of them. Yea I know they always did that anyway and that the only difference lies in how much more of a gimmick it’s become over the years but…

      1. Marilyn Monroe says:

        Now, I don’t want to use the word ‘whore’ but…

  8. Massive Cunt says:

    Is this a piss-take article? Pipes and whisky are for hipster wankers. I drink beer and smoke joints because I am an actual man.

    1. Dead1 says:

      Agreed but smoking weed also makes you a sad consumer drone incapable of handling real life without a crutch to cloud the mind. Getting wasted is a sign of weakness of character.

      It’s why western society is dying – too many weak minded consumers who can’t handle reality. I hate the Chicoms and the Mohammadians but they are strong and will wipe us out with ease in the end.

      Beer like whisky like any food is alright for the flavour.

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