[EXCLUSIVE] TRANS-OCALYPSE HERE: 1ST ALL-TRANS METAL BAND DECLARES WAR ON BLACK METAL

BREAKING:  On the last day of 2017, our editor predicted that a trans-gender wave of metal bands would arrive in 2018.  We are already getting our first dose of this a with “pink metal” pioneers PEOSPHOROS–  the world’s first all-trans metal band (excluding Cradle of Filth).  Destined to become the new face (and genitals) of metal and new heroes of progressive liberal metal scenesters everywhere, Peosphoros have immediately made their presence felt by declaring war on the most dangerous and anti-human genre of all: black metal.  It takes guts to take pioneer a foray into metal, the most masculine of all music genres, but how does Peosphoros’s trap-metal fare musically?

We will have to wait and see.  To date, there is only one song online- hardly enough to make a reasonable judgment.

But so far, the band have suffered an incredible amount of bullying and online harassment as the progressive metal leftists of MetalSucks and Decibel Magazine have failed to defend them.  Where are Antifa and the progressives in this decisive moment in time?  Time will tell if metal’s liberal left is as commuted to social justice as it says it is, but it shouldn’t be long before we see metal sites everywhere championing this defining moment in gender rights.  As for DMU, we are committed to unbiased and objective coverage of metal and we will await the debut of Peosphoros before making any judgments on them as a band.

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28 thoughts on “[EXCLUSIVE] TRANS-OCALYPSE HERE: 1ST ALL-TRANS METAL BAND DECLARES WAR ON BLACK METAL”

  1. Slayer of posers, the triumphant one supreme says:

    They’re obviously doing it for shits and giggles. Not surprised that DMU is too dumb to see that.

    1. desu metal says:

      Nah the author knows full well that this band is just a halfassed troll for attention whoring but they put this article out anyway, which is even worse

      You can tell when creativity has expired – creators become vandals, tearing down others work and expend their energy obsessing over the flaws of obvious trash, having given up on creating anything worthwhile of their own

      1. ture art vandal says:

        “You can tell when creativity has expired – creators become vandals, tearing down others work and expend their energy obsessing over the flaws of obvious trash, having given up on creating anything worthwhile of their own” – if irony was strawberries…

        1. desu metal says:

          If your ventures find you at a dead end, you can still signal to others that your path went nowhere. No reason to pretend you’ve achieved something when you’re obviously at the end of the road

          1. true art vandal says:

            true

  2. taller more autistic looking man says:

    gay trolls.

  3. deathevokation says:

    Cut ‘n’ tuck the cock ‘n’ balls. Get implants and hormone injections. Or dress like a woman, but without surgery. Either way it’s a man. Call it a woman all you want, but it’s still a man and will always be a man. And what’s so fucking “brave” about dressing as a queer? If dressing like a fag or getting surgery to become a mutant man is brave then what do I call an act of bravery that saves a life?

    Shit, at least glam metal was mostly about pussy.

    1. twenty eight seconds says:

      -temporary extreme risk to save another life: it’s necessary, not heroic.
      -extended risk to save your own life: it’s necessary, not brave.

      Trying to survive gender dysphoria without treating it is worse than transitioning. Sorry, liberals. There’s nothing “brave” about transitioning–the brave part is not locking yourself into a room and hiding forever.

      1. deathevokation says:

        Have you ever saved a life? I’ve done it several times in different situations. Your balls fucking shrivel, and an instant of logic says, “Is it worth the possible cost of your own life?” I’ve also witnessed multiple people in those situations, including those sworn to duty, turn their back from saving a life/lives. Afterward the person saved, their family, and friends will tell you over and over of your bravery while giving you endless thanks. I never saw it as brave, but in their eyes, and in the eyes of numerous others it’s brave or heroic. Furthermore, watch people’s reactions to horrible crashes or to terrible crimes online. Even with few or no people in the area to help, most look on or move off impassively leaving the responsibility for others or those involved in the predicament. The other thing about saving a life is that one never knows if they’re saving the life of a stranger whose opinions, lifestyle, education level, and morals and ethics may be completely dissimilar. In other words, a good person may die unknowingly saving the life of a pedophile or a person with an undiagnosed disease that will die shortly. Shit, I could’ve saved the life of a future transgender that makes a sjw themed black metal album.

        I agree that saving your own life is necessary, and not brave.

        Ain’t nothin’ brave about being a transgender, and calling a transgender “brave” undermines the definition of the word “brave.”

        1. fashy bowlcut says:

          Have you ever taken a life? Because me and my Trans freinds who are actually brave kill wannabe weakling fascists like you practically every weak, step up with your shriveled balls

          1. taller more autistic looking man says:

            Sack up?

  4. NWN War Metal Tranny Rape Division Master Sodomizer says:

    They should get a war metal sodomizing! Have Caller of the Storms BBC them to death while the whole Revenge discography is playing! War!

  5. Robespierre says:

    Transmetal started in Mexico 30 years ago

    Look it up bro

  6. Nathan Metric says:

    There is no such thing as a “transgender” (because it is medically impossible to transition to the opposite gender). No, there are only crossdressers and body mutilators.

    1. fashy bowlcut says:

      Um sweetie maybe spend 28 seconds educating yourself before opening your ignorant mouth and you’ll realize that gender and biological sex are actually two completely different things so yeah actually it is possible to transition from one gender to the other and that has nothing to do with medicine mmk thanks buh bye now

      1. ass bologna says:

        Modern medical science states that it’s a dysphoria, in other words, a mental problem. The physical transition process is considered a form of treatment, to make the delusion feel more real. Thankfully somewhere around half of the worthless disgusting trannies who transition eventually commit suicide, so it’s not much of a treatment. not that I’m complaining.

      2. twenty eight seconds says:

        It’s not possible (as far as research can tell) to transition from one gender identity to another deliberately. It’s possible for presentation and sex to transition. Trans people mostly spend extended periods of time choosing to present as a different gender, which they may then stop doing and transition to more authentic presentation, usually accompanied (possibly with some chronological offset) by medical treatment to transition to a more authentic sex.

      3. Nathan Metric says:

        Saying that gender and sex ate different is presupposing that we ought to identify things by their mere appearances instead of the actual substance. That is an ideological assumption that I don’t agree either. We should classify things for what they are and not what they appear to be. By that standard there is truly no such thing as a “transgender”

        1. twenty eight seconds says:

          Gender isn’t appearance; that’s gender presentation. “Gender” is gender identity, which is a moderately inscrutable social and psychological phenomenon. I was still transgender when I was appearing not to be by presenting as my birth sex. Gender identity is a thing that you are; my understanding of the scientific understanding of gender identity is that there literally is difference in brain function (though literally nobody has a “just female” or “just male” pattern) combined with subconscious stuff (which I don’t understand at all, sorry) that is not optional or voluntary and is less possible to change than physical sex characteristics. There are a few approaches to dealing with this: never figure out why you feel wrong, never admit to anyone you feel wrong, and try to feel less wrong.
          I absolutely agree that we should call things what they are, and transwoman are on an essential and unalterable level female, regardless of their bodies. Call them female.
          (that said, every experience I’ve had of transwoman screams that these people AREN’T)

          1. deathevokation says:

            28 seconds writes, “Gender” is gender identity, which is a moderately inscrutable social and psychological phenomenon.” How is having a cock and balls used to procreate inscrutable from having a vagina used to procreate? You’re writing watered down psychological babble to justify perverted same sex desires, cross dressing, and a confused need to have sex like a woman. Then you lamely attempt psychological babble never realizing you’re a useful idiot for purveyors of identity politics and huckster doctors and psychologists that wanna cash in on your mental weakness and inferiority complex. Beyond that being gay or a transgender undermines human evolution. Humans as we know it are 200,000 years old. But humans began 6 million years ago through Ardipithecus. http://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-family-tree

            6 million years ago and 200,000 years ago, Ardipithecus and humans didn’t have vaccines, modern medicine, or modern surgical procedures. Humans died from small cuts, the flu (people still die of influenza today), and numerous other minor ailments for that reason. Add to it tribal wars for territory, dying while hunting, starvation, lack of water, inability to adapt to territory via hunting/gathering/agriculture. Put it another way using two more modern figures. Alexander the Great lived 324 years before Christ. The average age for people that time was 24. By the time Christ (I don’t think he actually existed, but I’m using well known figures) lived the average age was 33. Now those averages were for people at that time and location. Life expectancy was likely smaller for an African living at the same time as Christ because they didn’t live in the Roman civilization. Humans literally went from crawling on all fours to being bipedal. They went arduously slow from carving primitive tools and primitive communication to making the light bulb and computers. And they died young as part of survival. Shit, 100 years ago the influenza pandemic killed 20 million people. Today antibiotics generally add 20 to 30 years to human life despite our abuse of the medication.

            Gays/transgenders and evolution don’t mix because having same sex relations undermines the difficulty of human survival. Hell, some tribes in ancient Africa killed one new born twin if they couldn’t feed it. They’d do the same to a boy or girl newly born into a tribe for purposes of survival (not enough food and water) or if it’s gender would be a burden – like killing a newborn girl because grooming a male into a hunter was preferable to a tribes survival over a female gatherer. But they still procreated because of the need for survival along with passing on family lines and oral tribal traditions. Having gay sex happened, but that doesn’t mean it’s practical for the survival and evolution of humanity. And just cause some Roman men used to ass fuck other Roman men doesn’t mean cultures must incorporate that type of perversion in the modern era, or shall we go back to crucifixions, which was part of their punitive culture too?

            People learn to be gay. It’s more prevalent now because it’s socially acceptable. But that doesn’t make it right, less repulsive, or beneficial to humanity, and I haven’t even discussed AIDS and Hepatitis A, B, and C, which obviously don’t benefit procreation or humanity.

            Being a fag transgender queer is all about leading a back-ass-wards hedonist lifestyle. It’s a sham swallowed by those lacking self actualization that probably got molested as a child, turned down by a few girls, are narcissistic, and give into peer pressure broadcast all over the media that being gay is alright. Furthermore, no gay gene exists as this well researched and reviewed study shows: http://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/number-50-fall-2016

            1. ass bologna says:

              you’re arguing with a postmodernist. the crux of postmodernism is “the parameters of language and reality can be adjusted on a whim to account for feeeeelings.”

          2. Nathan Metric says:

            “Gender isn’t appearance; that’s gender presentation. “Gender” is gender identity, which is a moderately inscrutable social and psychological phenomenon.”

            To a conservative or reactionary, “gender” is synonymous with sex. Why? Because we do not define things by how they appear. We define them by what they actually are. If you actually are a female we will call you a female. If you actually are a male we will call you a male. By this standard, there is no such thing as a “transwoman” or a “transman”. There are only crossdressers and body mutilators. The very word “transgender” presupposes an idealogy. That idealogy being that we ought to classify things by how they appear instead of what they actually are or perhaps it presupposes an even more insane ideological belief: that a person’s identity is subjective instead of objective.

            “my understanding of the scientific understanding of gender identity is that there literally is difference in brain function (though literally nobody has a “just female” or “just male” pattern) combined with subconscious stuff (which I don’t understand at all, sorry) that is not optional or voluntary and is less possible to change than physical sex characteristics.”

            This is brainwashing. The “male/female brain” theory assumes the only reason men and women do masculine and feminine things is for non-rational reasons. The reason I as an adult biological male do stereotypical male things has nothing to do with having a “male brain”. It’s because doing those stereotypical male things maximizes my biological advantage. It makes it easier for me to reproduce with the opposite sex. The opposite is true with women. Women do feminine things because it increases the chance of them reproducing with the opposite sex. And sexual reproduction assuming you are not a degenerate or carrying a transmittable disease is obviously a virtue. Crossdressing and mutilating your body gets in the way of the virtue of sexual reproduction so it’s not just a rationally indefensible lifestyle. It is morally degenerate.

      4. A dick says:

        Can men who mutilate their genitals have babies?

        Nah, they just heroically become addicts, depressed and kill themselves. Natural selection is a blessing.

  7. HELL V.666 says:

    It’s incredible, that here in DMU they are giving space to this type of information, I do not believe it, that’s not metal, all the newbies stink!!

  8. twenty eight seconds says:

    this reminds me of that feminist black metal Tumblr, except way more obviously right wing cis boys trolling.

  9. Dirk says:

    I hope they add a sexbot and a midget to the band and go on tour.

  10. King Diamond ripped off KISS The elder album says:

    why do idiots care more that robots are raped in battlestar galactica reboot than actual rapes?
    lets find out

  11. Allah Siken says:

    Its beautiful to see someone found an original theme. We were bored of fake cannibals and satanists. Hail Peosphoros!

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