RIP Bob Dole

Former Republican Bob Dole has gone to the great free market in the sky, reminding us of back when he specifically mentioned the horrors of death metal and Cannibal Corpse:

Cannibal Corpse bassist Alex Webster said he held no grudge against the Republican Party, even though Dole, its one-time nominee, singled out his band for criticism. Democrats also have targeted the band, he noted.

“The kind of people that are going to listen to Bob Dole’s opinion are not the kind of people who want to listen to our music in the first place,” Webster said. “There are plenty of Republican death-metal fans. I’m sure we have fans on both sides of the fence.”

Even though the music of Cannibal Corpse is dumber than dualistic fundamentalism itself, Webster makes a good point: death metal is not the source of decay, but commentary on the decay, which is so pervasive and widespread that it includes democracy, mainstream Christianity, and even Enlightenment™-era notions of individualism as a moral good.

Our cynical view around here is that Cannibal Corpse is not even death metal, just Kiss updated with some technique from Suffocation, Malevolent Creation, and Morpheus Descends.

Of interest is this discarding of normie-drama including politics:

Death-metal musicians and fans do not spend much time talking about politics, several musicians said.

“There is usually something far more creative and worthwhile happening that distracts our focus from the ever-important empty suits who promise everything and deliver nothing,” said David Vincent, lead singer of Morbid Angel.

Civilization begins again when we discard politics and other drama based on popularity, and instead focus on what reality is and what the few natural leaders of intelligence among us think is relevant. The normie herd are self-distracting and always wrong.

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14 thoughts on “RIP Bob Dole”

  1. hrafn says:

    Cannibal Corpse > Malevolent Creation & Morpheus Descends (not Suffocation tho)

    1. molestor says:

      I suggest giving Morpheus Descends Ritual of Infinity a few listens before comparing them to Cannibal Corpse. They’re not even in the same league.

  2. Doug says:

    The guy never had a chance. Clinton locked up both elections the moment he said “boxers” (or briefs, luckily I don’t remember which one).

    1. Martha Stewart says:

      Don’t forget that as a disabled war vet he also couldn’t physically handle playing the saxophone or putting on cool sunglasses. Both were apparently essential to the duties of being president at that time. Enlightened politics at its best.

      1. Doug says:

        Right, and on the kewlest teeveeshow at the time.

  3. madeline kaltak says:

    nice first pic of bob
    i am pretty sure no cannibal would eat that corpse

  4. Serenade says:

    Cannibal Corpse is one of the rare bands that actually gets somewhat better after the 2010s, but that’s not saying much. The media stole the election from HW and gave it to good goy Clinton (by allowing Ross Perot in the debates). Dole was never politically relevant for either Republicans or Democrats, just as Cannibal Corpse is barely musically relevant for death metal fans.

    1. the left is the truth says:

      Fuck HW. He was a fundamentalist Christian

  5. killyourselffaggot says:

    “Our cynical view around here is that Cannibal Corpse is not even death metal, just Kiss updated with some technique from Suffocation, Malevolent Creation, and Morpheus Descends.”

    This is the second stupidest thing uttered on this website this year, the first being the notion that Iron Maiden ever listening to Graveland.

    1. Walter says:

      Okay man

  6. Bill Mincer says:

    “Civilization begins again when we discard politics and other drama based on popularity, and instead focus on what reality is and what the few natural leaders of intelligence among us think is relevant. The normie herd are self-distracting and always wrong.”

    IMO this should cap off every article just like CARTHAGO DELENDA EST.

    1. Hmm, that’s a great idea. Maybe it needs to go on the masthead.

  7. Name says:

    Back from when folks could laugh at themselves and comedy was allowed to be funny:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzMahrucH04

    RIP Norm Macdonald

  8. Thrash is better than Black or Death says:

    All those who hate me love death.-God (Proverbs 8:36). I’ve always contended that cookie monster vocals are the biggest (and perhaps only) reason why Death Metal™ is looked at as a joke by most people. It’s not the music itself (think Desultor- real death metal riffs unlike the Gothenburg sound or Carcass’s Heartwork).Very few bands can make it work, notable examples being Nile’s Annihilation of the Wicked, Opeth’s Ghost Reveries, or even the early works of Into Eternity. Oddly enough C.C. are from my home town, and they’re unknown unlike Rick James and the Goo-Goo dolls despite being the best selling Death Metal™ of all in that genre.

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