Trey Azagthoth’s Mom Mad Dave Vincent Formed Morbid Angel Cover Band

Former Morbid Angel frontman Evil Diamond Dave Vincent formed a Morbid Angel cover band, I Am Morbid, with the last Morbid Angel drummer, Tim Yueng, to tour South America with. Apparently the whole country music, honky tonk bar band schtick hasn’t been working out for Evil D. The transition from Necromonicon to NASCAR failed to bring fruit financial rewards.

Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth‘s mother blew up at Dave Vincent on Facebook:

If Trey Azagthoth dies of cancer or a virulent communicable disease like Cuck Schuldiner, will his mother hire a lawyer to sue Digby Pearson at Earache to obtain the rights to Morbid Angel’s worthwhile recordings so she can hire people to ruin the sound quality through “remastering” and sell them to Hot Topic posers and hipster music blog readers?

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15 thoughts on “Trey Azagthoth’s Mom Mad Dave Vincent Formed Morbid Angel Cover Band”

  1. Cornrose says:

    OMG guys! Dat fool mama stoopit

  2. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Chuck would cuck you.

  3. the George Zimmerman EP says:

    I just gotta say, for a 50-60 year old jew, Trey’s mom is pretty hot, as far as I can see from that blurry jpg

    1. Do the math says:

      Trey himself is 51

    2. Morbideathscream says:

      I hear from a pretty reliable source that Trey is actually Greek. I never heard about him being a Jew, but I may be wrong.

  4. Evil and the D’s says:

    Dave wanted to be morbid, but Treys mum didn’t let him.

    1. Morbideathscream says:

      The fact that Trey’s mom is this involved in his life is quite pathetic. Is she Morbid Angel’s manager? Does she still wipe his ass too? I did hear that he still lives with his mom, this was some years ago, but from the way it looks I don’t think that’s changed. I have met Trey a couple of times, strange dude to say the least. This is coming from someone who holds Morbid Angel’s early albums in high regard and considers Altars of Madness to be one of the best death metal albums ever recorded.

      1. Necronomeconomist says:

        The guy who wrote ‘Altars of Madness’ would necessarily be a strange one! Normal-ass niggas can’t write like that.

        Meanwhile, Morbideathscream, you seem to be a frequent purveyor of hearsay and gossip on DMU.org. You ‘heard’ that Trey lives with his mom? Aren’t you the nigga who said you ‘heard’ that millions of illegal immigrants voted for Hillary?

        Maybe I’ve got the wrong guy, in which case excuse my libel, soon to be re-levelled against the truly offending motherfucker.

        1. From the depths... of moms basement says:

          Normies dont know ’bout my autistic savantism.

          1. Rainer Weikusat says:

            »Normies« love people who can’t communicate (effectively): They’re perfect victims.

  5. Anthony says:

    I’ve got an idea! Why don’t you send her letters about her son dying of A.I.D.S. like a bunch of autistic faggots?

    1. Why don’t you get better taste in metal?

  6. Tutu Dave says:

    You forgot the best part.

  7. Necronomeconomist says:

    The mom is right though.
    What’s up with the one-off show in Sao Paulo?
    Home of tasteless niggas simply desperate to get close to a ghost of the legend.

    This would be like if Kip Winger quit Winger, and Reb Beach played all Winger songs with a new band. They would name it tWinger, or Crwinger.

  8. Gonads says:

    There’s fone #s on there, call them up and go lo lo looooo jo jo jo jo lo lo lo ja ja ja ja real fast in a high flat monotone

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