David Vincent: From Necronomicon to Nascar

Article by Lance Viggiano.

If it wasn’t already obvious from his PVC and faux cowboy touring get up borrowed from Nikki Sixx; David Vincent finally abandons any pretense of interest in metal music by trading his lace for the lasso.

In an effort to stirrup notoriety, he extols the virtues of conformity having spent time in a culture well beyond his formative years. Joining the ranks of country musicians will give Downtrodden D the opportunity to sulk about all of life’s injustices. Years of having other men gliding through his dungeons, heightening his senses, and overwhelming him has probably left considerable medical bills substantial enough to feel the woe of the whiskey-drenched working class. At the very least he can purge the pain of having to shop for the right gauge of nipple rings. Perhaps this new branding will place him on other end of the iron this time around. Either way, here’s to hoping David stays true to his heart and far away from metal.

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18 thoughts on “David Vincent: From Necronomicon to Nascar”

  1. vOddy says:

    Who is Nikki Sixx? A country musician?

    I know that I can google it, but I am worried that the results will just be of a porn actress.

    1. vOddy says:

      I ended up doing a google image search after all.

  2. weight of truth, burden of mass says:

    Is this really a surprise to anyone?

    1. hypocrite says:

      No but I’m sure everyone is glad he’s fucking off.

  3. Meek Metalhead says:

    Its been quite clear that Treys heart hasn`t been with metal for quite a while too.

  4. ass magma says:

    speaking of nipple rings, all forms of body modification are gay and for losers. tattoos, piercings, gauges, all just another way for ‘alternative lifestyle’ idiots to advertise themselves as such to other idiots. safe and ready-made nonconformity for attention starved brats.

    1. Metrosexual from Mars says:

      Even earrings, or god forbid cockrings?

      1. ass magma says:

        cockrings get a pass as they actually serve a purpose by providing extra prostate stimulation

  5. canadaspaceman says:

    I watch the tv series Nashville for the music, AND the hot chicks! like Hayden Panettiere, Connie Britton, Clare Bowen, Kourtney Hansen, Aubrey Peeples, etc

    and I thought it was ex-heavy metal star Ron Keel (not Nikki Sixx) who first started the trend of wearing cowboy boots and turning country?

  6. trystero says:

    I thought the one country song I heard by him was good (on youtube). Definitely better than the last MA album featuring Vincent. I mean as long as he isnt doing any more of that shit he can do what he likes.

  7. Flying Kites says:

    Tags: Homosexuality

    Haha, the staff coming up with a thesis that crossing genres is a “coming out” experience. Even similar to sex change?

    1. Vigilance says:

      No that’s not it at all. It references the lyrics of pain divind which clearly discuss homosexuality + rumors of Trey and Dave giving each other sweaty backs + Daves participation in Genitorture + His PVC pentagram shirt.

      The more you know…

      1. canadaspaceman says:

        “homosexuality + rumors of Trey and Dave giving each other sweaty backs + Daves participation in Genitorture”

        I never heard these rumours, so give the details / proof.
        What about the Genitorturers? Not my kind of music or scene, but their first album was rally good.

      2. morbideathscream says:

        I’ve heard from very reliable sources in the metal scene that Dave had homosexual partners during the altars era.

        1. Ludvig B.B (vOddy) says:

          “Kanye West seeing a new mistress! Read all about it!”

  8. Mythic Imagination says:

    I applaud this, it means he won’t be contributing to shitty metal. He’s out of our hair now.

    Maybe his country music could be actually good too. Who knows?

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