Article by Lance Viggiano.
If it wasn’t already obvious from his PVC and faux cowboy touring get up borrowed from Nikki Sixx; David Vincent finally abandons any pretense of interest in metal music by trading his lace for the lasso.
In an effort to stirrup notoriety, he extols the virtues of conformity having spent time in a culture well beyond his formative years. Joining the ranks of country musicians will give Downtrodden D the opportunity to sulk about all of life’s injustices. Years of having other men gliding through his dungeons, heightening his senses, and overwhelming him has probably left considerable medical bills substantial enough to feel the woe of the whiskey-drenched working class. At the very least he can purge the pain of having to shop for the right gauge of nipple rings. Perhaps this new branding will place him on other end of the iron this time around. Either way, here’s to hoping David stays true to his heart and far away from metal.
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18 thoughts on “David Vincent: From Necronomicon to Nascar”
Who is Nikki Sixx? A country musician?
I know that I can google it, but I am worried that the results will just be of a porn actress.
I ended up doing a google image search after all.
wrong Nikki !
Is this really a surprise to anyone?
No but I’m sure everyone is glad he’s fucking off.
Its been quite clear that Treys heart hasn`t been with metal for quite a while too.
speaking of nipple rings, all forms of body modification are gay and for losers. tattoos, piercings, gauges, all just another way for ‘alternative lifestyle’ idiots to advertise themselves as such to other idiots. safe and ready-made nonconformity for attention starved brats.
Even earrings, or god forbid cockrings?
cockrings get a pass as they actually serve a purpose by providing extra prostate stimulation
I watch the tv series Nashville for the music, AND the hot chicks! like Hayden Panettiere, Connie Britton, Clare Bowen, Kourtney Hansen, Aubrey Peeples, etc
and I thought it was ex-heavy metal star Ron Keel (not Nikki Sixx) who first started the trend of wearing cowboy boots and turning country?
I thought the one country song I heard by him was good (on youtube). Definitely better than the last MA album featuring Vincent. I mean as long as he isnt doing any more of that shit he can do what he likes.
Haha, the staff coming up with a thesis that crossing genres is a “coming out” experience. Even similar to sex change?
No that’s not it at all. It references the lyrics of pain divind which clearly discuss homosexuality + rumors of Trey and Dave giving each other sweaty backs + Daves participation in Genitorture + His PVC pentagram shirt.
The more you know…
“homosexuality + rumors of Trey and Dave giving each other sweaty backs + Daves participation in Genitorture”
I never heard these rumours, so give the details / proof.
What about the Genitorturers? Not my kind of music or scene, but their first album was rally good.
I’ve heard from very reliable sources in the metal scene that Dave had homosexual partners during the altars era.
“Kanye West seeing a new mistress! Read all about it!”
I applaud this, it means he won’t be contributing to shitty metal. He’s out of our hair now.
Maybe his country music could be actually good too. Who knows?
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