War Metal Poseurs Steal Goatcraft Name

Funderground label Iron Conehead Productions is releasing a aptly named war metal demo called War Metal from a war metal band who christened themselves Goatkraft with a K.

Jesus another Goatcraft. These crossdressers stole their name from Lone Goat’s keyboard music project Goatcraft. They merely misspelled Goatcraft with a K in Mortal Kombat and Sadistik Exekution style. Given the general phenotype of war metal “musicians”, at least two of the following will apply: fat, bald, and short.

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17 thoughts on “War Metal Poseurs Steal Goatcraft Name”

  1. Psychic Psych Toad says:

    Kataklysm asks how you could forget the revolutionary groundbreaking impact of Korn?

    1. Psychic Psych Toad says:

      Kreator too!

  2. Necrologue says:

    Find girlfriends, guys, for your own sakes.

    1. I'm black says:

      Hahahahahaahah!!!!!!

  3. KuntKillaz says:

    Give the little fellas a chance. Kraft means power in german, not lo-power. Not guitars or pianos or synths. Modern females look yukk with their gym wear and built up shoulders/shrunken breasts. At least trannies got the aesthetics right. That beautiful long blond curly wig against black leather boots and jacket. The sin-red and murky hues of a bar deep in trucker/biker territory. benchtops sticking from whiskey. A heavily tattooed warmetaller panting in her ear as she’s mounted from behind. And you say your Metal’s underground?? Lmao. Take a trip down to grass roots country some time, come see a whole way of life

  4. I'm black says:

    Trvth izzz… niggaz dont b givin a fukk

  5. Negron says:

    Goatcraft sucks

  6. Rainer Weikusat says:

    I just received the first Iron Bonehead release I ever bought. I don’t have an opinion on the band yet, hence, I won’t mention it but the CD came wrapped in the orbituary notices page of the Niederrhein Nachrichten[*]. For death metal, that’s certainly stylish.

    [*] News From the Lower Rhine, presumably the local paper at the location of the company.

  7. Person man says:

    They all suck.

  8. national geographic nipples says:

    There’s about 9284928392 bands called “Tormentor.” Taking a name and changing a letter doesn’t really count as stealing in metal. If anything the letter change is downright polite.

  9. K says:

    I wonder if this shit sucks when listening in a nerdy DMU kinda mood but totally kicks your brain into 666 dimensions at max volume while double-penetrating some tranny while your buds drink beer and watch on giving the occassional affirmative nod to each other and eagerly awaiting their turns

  10. clitoris says:

    Pretty sure both are still better than pigblood liberace

    1. Titus Pullo says:

      Goatcraft uses stage blood only and never sacrifices pigs. He’s not hesh enough to cart around paint buckets of rotting pigs’ blood like Dismember.

      1. Kuz says:

        Maarat spotted

        1. Titus Pullo says:

          I’m not Maarat dummy.

          1. Kuz says:

            Alright guy.. Where is he though? Has he been in touch with the DMU staff? Is he doing alright? Has there been any word on the progress of those articles he had in store? Alright. That’s all for now. Cheers guy

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