Audio Review of Hardwired… to Self-Destruct

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Death Metal Underground contributor Max Bloodworth has edited, mixed, and mastered the cassette tapes of the Peckerwood Boys’ review of Metallica’s Hardwired… to Self-Destruct for our loyal readers enjoyment.


Many lines were edited our and some alternate takes used for your entertainment. The audio quality isn’t the best due to the review being recorded on a Magnavox boombox in a garage south of the Mason-Dixon line. Nevertheless, listeners may enjoy the Budweiser and Bud Light fueled ramblings providing a unique insight into Metallica’s continuing massive popularity despite having pumped out awfully boring music for decades. Hardwired… to Self-Destruct is worse than Load and Reload but the Peckerwoods Boys ate it up like their cousin Sally at a pig picking.

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8 thoughts on “Audio Review of Hardwired… to Self-Destruct

  1. LostInTheANUS says:

    Good masturbation material

  2. 8==D says:

    I dunno where else to post this for the staff to see it, but lol: http://www.avclub.com/article/walmart-playing-dangerous-role-normalization-burzu-246170

    1. OliveFox says:

      Liberal douche bags. I always hate when people do the, “well…I like his music, but not his views. So, I’ll just steal his stuff offline and that absolves my weak lil’ conscience of guilt.”

      1. 8==D says:

        I always try to buy directly from the artist when it comes to far-right music just to balance it out :^)

  3. Rainer Weikusat says:

    “Si tacuisses …”

  4. SODOMANIC NUCLEAR GOAT RITUAL says:

    FUCK YES I GOT NEW METALLICA HELLS BELLS HEADBANGING DOT COM 180 GRAM SPLATTERVINYL PICTURE DISK DOUBLE GATE FOLD LP!!!

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