Inspired by a similar idea, we introduce the Christian Holocaust license:
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Casa de Garcia – Connecticut Churchill (2022)
On this site, we need to come down harder on bunglers. Bunglers either tend to be anarchistic-narcissistic or obedient-conformist, which means that you can be one in either major political party, even if the biggest bunglers come from the Utopians who, among other things, ruined Cuban cigars.
25 CommentsTags: churchill, cigars, connecticut, cuba, tobacco
Cervecería Centro Americana, S.A. – Famosa
Your local hipster beer aficionado will hate this one because it is a gentle American Adjunct Beer that fits somewhere between 1980s Coors and present day Modelo Especial. Expect a thin and sweet but not too sweet brew that washes down like Corona, perfect for hot days, with minimal alcohol.
10 CommentsTags: american adjunct beer, beer, famosa
Join us, join us, join us… welcome back: Shitposter Club Movie Night Features “Lord of the Rings”
If you are like so many modern people trying to figure out what to do with your life, consider joining the shitposters for another Sunday night movie festival, this time spanning all of the month of May and covering the Lord of the Rings trilogy, starting this Sunday with The Fellowship of the Ring.
27 CommentsTags: Lord of the Rings, movie night
Virgil’s Handcrafted Root Beer
Across the West, knowledge that our food is plastic has spread like an underground fire, invisible except for the smoke puffing up in grocery stores as indie label beers, cheeses, wines, and junk foods have populated the aisles. This prompted a great astroturf cash-in.
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Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Some may know this movie because Anthrax collaborated on the soundtrack, but it deserves mention for holding its own not only as part of the John Carpenter oeuvre but in recognition of its difficult mixture of science fiction, mindless action, and absurdist comedy.
62 CommentsTags: cinema, ice cube, jason statham, john carpenter, natasha henstridge
Do You Miss the Old School Girl Scouts “Thin Mints”? Try the Sprouts Mint Chip Malt Balls
Disclaimer: no one is going to pay us for any endorsements on this site, but just so you know, this poast is both unsolicited and unpaid.
Maybe you remember the Girl Scouts cookies from the pre-Clinton years: flavorful, two bucks for a large box, and available from innocent female children who could spot a red-eyed metalhead at twenty paces and walk away with a huge sale.
33 CommentsTags: diabetes, junk food, mint chip malt balls, thin mints
Sprecher’s Root Beer
Smoking Outside the Box
They always tell you to “think outside the box,” as if having everyone focused on non-conformity will result in anything but a new variety of conformity. So much of life comes back to the mirror image, where we are staring at a representation of ourselves, and trying to change how it looks, despite everything happening in reverse since left is right and right left.
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Tobacco and Drink Pairings
Pipes and Cigars sent out its tobacco-drink pairing guide:
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