Antifa Boots Antifa Supporting Metalcore Band

German antifascist communists booted American metalcore band Woe from the lineups of some shows on their current tour due to Woe opening for Inquisition a few times. Woe are one of your standard, screamo random post-hardcore bands pretending to be “US Black Metal” when in reality they are still metalcore. Moreover, Woe being social justice warriors from Brooklyn, New York played several benefit shows for antifa in the US. Now Woe themselves are throwing a fit about leftist crybabies preventing them from playing shows on Facebook as the communist scum decided that since Woe do not march in gay pride parades, probably do not fuck the gaping open wounds of mutilated transvestites, and do not mind opening for bands that once sort of played a simplified form of black metal that Woe occasionally play on Spotify when wanting something heavier to relieve the stress of their service jobs, Woe must be shot with hollow point bullets in the back of the head.

Woe should have seen this coming. While karma is not real, idiots like Woe crying wolf after supporting censorship of others who actually play the genre of music that they are merely pretending to play for an indie-rock audience in a cargo cult fashion is ridiculous. We at Death Metal Underground supporting silencing Woe in the marketplace as their music sucks, not that we care about Woe’s political beliefs or what the antifags think of them. Woe attempting to align themselves with black metal greats like Graveland is ridiculous and preposterous for shitty leftist metalcore pogo-jumpers with no original content of musical worth to speak of. Woe should go back to licking clean the open Karposi’s sarcoma sores of AIDS victims until they write actual black metal based around tremolo-picked riffs in long form, minor key melodies.

Antifascists are the pussified versions of actual goose-stepping Communists, who were fond of shooting homosexuals in the face and condemning entire races to exile or death as potential fifth columns. Stalin wasn’t particularly fond of the Jews either Woe despite having affairs with Jewish women. Have you ever heard of the Doctor’s Plot? Likewise, Woe are a shitty metalcore band who decided to trade in the eyeliner, snake-bite piercings, and Justin Bieber haricuts for hair grease and brand new leather jackets like the Fonz from Happy Days. Get AIDS and die.

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22 thoughts on “Antifa Boots Antifa Supporting Metalcore Band”

  1. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Stomp all the faggots & make them one with the pavement. I’ve really been wanting to hurt one of those antifa space crickets lately but I NEVER run into any. I probably shouldn’t be fighting when I have mono anyways.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWyUe_6VOQ

    1. S.C. says:

      You talk a lot about being sick. Might there be some genetic inferiority in your background??? ( not that mono is genetic… tumors though…)

      1. GGALLIN1776 says:

        Everyone in my family usually lives til their late 80s or 90s unless war wounds get in the way. Fatty corpuscle tumors are common, most people let them fester but mine are painful so they gotta go. I tried removing them myself but they’re stubborn.

        Surely you have some sort of mental deficiency/compulsion disorder with that noseyness & overuse of punctuation. One question mark is sufficient Becky.

        1. Rainer Weikusat says:

          At the very least, many of your texts suggests that “feel unwell — visit doctor and get stuff prescribed” is very natural to you.

          I once had the mispleasure to have haluperidol overdose (solely because of my own cluelessness). I started to feel very uneasy as the night drew on and awoke with barely controllable spasms in all of my body early in the morning. I then had to call an emergency ambulance. I got some kind of injection which enabled me to uneasily control the symptoms for long enough to by a few beers at the next filling station. That helped but came with the usual, obvious drawbacks. As the symptoms went worse again, I tried to see a doctor again over this. That was a pretty unpleasant guy who immediatlely classified me as “junkie trying to get free drugs” and I obviously never tried this again. For months, I had to go to the next supermarket as early as possible while twichting and trembling all over my body in order to buy beer to be able to function motorically for the next day as that was the only ‘medication’ available to me. Thankfully, this eventually ceased and I got rid of the drinking habit again, the side effects of that being ‘unpleasant’ to say the very least. To this date, I have a tendency to get spontaneous cramps in stressful situations although I can meanwhile control them well enough to stop them in their tracks at the expense of people wondering about my strange movements. And my arms and legs tend to move on their own, usually violently, whenever I’m off guard. I had a few close encounters with larger kitchen knives, puncturing the thumb artery onces (try that if you ever want to see a lot of blood spurting forth very quickly) and cutting right through the top 0.5cm of the other thumb some other time (steak knives good at cutting meat) but I’ve managed to avoid killing myself by accident so far. Most of the time, I just end up smashing stuff I was carrying, eg, plates, cups or eggs. Of course, people who see that think it’s intentional as they can’t think of any other explanation.

        2. S.C. says:

          Haha perhaps it’s my genetic inferiority Debbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        3. S.C. says:

          Is it possible you have some compulsion to be irritated by such trivialities?(??)

  2. Marc Defranco says:

    Hmm been thinking maybe the influx of these shit bands is due to severely liberal places making so much of the popular “metal” music now? New York, Portland, San Francisco specifically. There’s good bands there but a fuck ton of shit trendies for the most part now. I’ve even seen bands labeled as communist black metal but just sounds like more emo xasthur played through a toaster

  3. nigstomper88 says:

    Boots & Braces/Voice of Britain!!!! God tier!

    Good, let them eat themselves. This is how it always ends. When you base your whole worldview on there being an oppressor, you NEED there to be an oppressor, so eventually you start turning on your “allies.” Oh you’re a feminist? I’m an intersectional feminist and you’re problematic. Oh you’re an intersectional feminist? I’m an black trans intersectional feminist focused on latinx issues and you’re problematic. Race to the bottom.

    1. Rainer Weikusat says:

      That’s the essence of Stalinism: Fighting the good fight (for some definition of »good fight«) considered infeasible, hence, turn on those who either don’t oppose you or even support you to purge the ranks from impure elements. That’s a diversionary tactic to keep everyone busy while hiding the fact that the original “great goal” won’t be accomplished anytime soon and/ or isn’t even supposed to be accomplished anymore.

      1. Weiner Reikiflap says:

        Alright alright already already. You’re sounding like Professor Pissflaps the pinko woolly hat wearing humanist dean at the kike University of Schlomo, ya homo faggot teen-rager pencil pushing, pooh pusher, pencil prick nigger cunt. Oy vey fucking Freud, with your reverse-psychology punkenstein lefty shitter arse wallop sausage swallowing trendy twattery commentary. Bedtime for you ya fucking Mogen David wearing bar-of-soap walking lampshade. Up the chimney with ya! 卐 卐 卐

        1. Rainer Weikusat says:

          Moron.

          1. Astronaut Bread says:

            At least his comment was hilarious.

            1. Rainer Weikusat says:

              Hilariously out of place perhaps: Considering the tendency of this random word soup, attaching it to a pretty damning critical statement about this kind of activity just demonstrates a want of understanding.

  4. Rainer Weikusat says:

    This is isn’t even whiny independent a la MGLA, more “synthetically black-flavoured butt-art rock”. Lobotomize the dweebs.

    Can I sue someone to get this 5 minutes of my life back?

  5. Snake says:

    DMU reads like Storm Front for metallers.

    1. Marc Defranco says:

      I’ve never read anything on Storm Front and don’t plan to. I’m also not very interested in politics in metal, but I am interested in how many trend bands have popped up calling themselves “black metal”. I appreciate DMU calling them out when I know most of these types of bands are just full of people that used to be or currently are indie rock hipsters, crust fund punks and hardcore kids. They claim to have been into the music for years by saying they always listened to some influential band like Burzum but of course they have to mention they don’t agree with his views to ensure the trendies buy their merch still.

  6. Claudia Roth says:

    It will be May 1st soon, which in Hamburg traditionally means leftist riots and destruction. The Hafenklang simply took increased safety precautions in order to not put itself up as a potential target for the window smashing, car burning, stone throwing, communist slogan chanting antifa mob. No offense to thin-skinned black metal larpers, but safety goes above giving everyone an equal chance in a socialist state.

    1. Offense is the best defense says:

      Stock up on molotovs and other deterrents.

    2. Rainer Weikusat says:

      It’s a bit ironic that people with a clear “autonomous left” tendency,

      http://www.hafenklang.com/links.html

      end up cancelling the gig of a mock black metal band (not that this stuff would resemble black or any metal anyhow) from their own politcal camp but certainly not “a precaution” against the owners firebombing their own venue or something like that.

      As to the “socialist state”: Assuming you were ever on a German street where an even remotely “alternative left” demonstration happened, you ought to know that policemen in riot gear will usually outnumber marching people by a wide margin and are anything but shy in using whatever violent tactics are at their disposal. The world is a bit more complicated than US-imported agitprop likes to admit.

  7. kevin says:

    “do not fuck the gaping open wounds of mutilated transvestites”

    :D. Great line. I can almost smell the pus(sy).

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