Blasphemy Release Gym Shorts For Satanic Weightlifting Sessions

Blasphemy released Fallen Angel of Doom gym shorts meant for war metallers’ Satanic Weightlifting Sessions.

The gymnastic shorts are for sale on Nuclear War Now! Productions’ webshop but are currently sold out except for the extra large size and are being reprinted. Will Blasphemy come out with an entire line of workout gear and men’s active wear? Blasphemy weightlifting gloves, wifebeaters, weightlifting shows, and belts for serious Luciferian powerlifting? Blasphemy – Fallen Angel of Doom track suits could be a strong seller in the Slavic lands for sure.

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15 thoughts on “Blasphemy Release Gym Shorts For Satanic Weightlifting Sessions”

  1. Xer Fuhrer says:

    So Dismember leggings are blatant cash grab but Blasphemy gym shorts are for satanic weightlifting session?

    1. Interracial Porn and Arghoslent says:

      Yes, you dumb faggot.

    2. Varg's Lada says:

      No, it’s just that the irony went over your head.

      1. Nom de plume says:

        >hurr durr muh irony, muh sarcasm
        Ah irony, the first refuge of the simpleton

        1. buymoredumbshit says:

          time to head back to 4chan, kiddo

  2. JR says:

    YEP JUST ORDERED HALF A DOZEN FOR THE LE GASTON CREW WANNA SEE THEM DO THE ANGEL PROUD

  3. Covfefe says:

    Will they ever release a new album, EP or single or will they just play their 20 something year old “greatest hits?”

    1. Trysh Stero says:

      Ummmm I do believe Gods of War showed symptoms of decline. Better than Desecresy which is just fog.

      1. RBC says:

        Oh you think so do you?? Well let me tell you something kid. We don’t give a fucg about opinions on quality, better or worse, and we don’t do requests, so you’d best get back in your cuck box. Blasphemy are the type of band that Euronymous could only ever wish he were in, but never stood a chance, clearly realizing it would have meant the decimation of his anorexic ass. You see in war metal we don’t fuck around, in fact if this conversation had happened out there in the world, your jaw would already be in shards right now, that’s just how we roll. Thought you could chill with us? Or had an opinion about our art? I’ll fuckin bury you.

        1. Trysh Stero says:

          That statement is just mist. That is why reading others comments here is so irritating.

          1. RBC says:

            Let’s get one thing straight buddy: ain’t nobody never been more irritated than I am by you and your kind right now. You fucked with the weather descriptions, and then you fucked with Blasphemy. May your ass remember this warning as my FAoD shorts hit the ground beside your knees and my ankles.

  4. Abominable Goatpenis says:

    Frolicking around Ross Bay nights in hoodie and shorts is cult.

    1. you're gay says:

      freezing your nuts off! war command!

  5. Morbideathscream says:

    BESTIAL BENCH PRESS

    6 REPS OF 666 POUMDS

    LEG CURLS OF DOOM…

    BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROSS BAY EQUIPMENT

  6. buymoredumbshit says:

    look at that goys legs

    so skinny

    guess goys will eat up these shorts that are made in china

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