David Vincent Returns with VLTIMAS


Once the great frontman that led the charge through many great compositions, David Vincent continues to ridicule himself on a constant basis. Evil D seems to relish in the never ending humiliation his dominatrix wife makes him endure every night. So much so, that for the last few years, he seems intent on capturing that degrading feeling in the form of music. Enter his latest Death metal project, VLTIMAS. One song has been released and is played with the same passion as Azagthoth’s newest failed abortion. Combine the generic modern Death metal sound with the slower parts taken from Behemoth’s catalogue to attract that same crowd of frustrated sixteen year olds. The solo sounds like a drunk Jeff Loomis that dropped his guitar in a flight of stairs. The only thing somewhat relevant is Vincent’s deep chanted vocals that he should use more rather than his Anselmo like shout which relies far too much on studio trickery. Avoid this more than the plague, even more than the pathetic and idiotically titled Abhorrence that came out some time ago.

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10 thoughts on “David Vincent Returns with VLTIMAS”

  1. Azagthoth’s lisp and gay quake shirt says:

    Vahdias’s writing gets better and more vicious every day. Sick!

    If Dave Vincent was MGTOW he’d have made a few more (aka more than 3) solid albums

    Stay away from girls!

      1. T. Desecration says:

        “i’ve read a study from the university of canada that it’s actually gay to get pussy”

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXiXn8Oec8

        1. Manbaby says:

          Sounds legit.

      2. Chris says:

        Butt virtue

    1. Nucler Hellgoat says:

      sodomize transsexuals exclusively

  2. Coolest Monkey in the Jungle says:

    Looks like Dave Navarro if he had been a roadie for Warrant

    1. picture a normal-ass tabby with a cock the size of a half-bratwurst says:

      HA, good call! Buddy I’ll take you a step further: it looks like Jani Lane going as Dave Navarro for Halloween.

  3. maelstrrom says:

    You know it’s (((tr00 kvlt))) when they substitute V for U.

  4. Chris says:

    CLITORIMAS

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