/dmg/ DEATH METAL GENERAL: Rooftop Riders Edition






>b-but I heard death metal is dead!



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>>Left wing propaganda outlet Newsweek recently interviewed Judas Priest singer Rob Halford in which Halford joined the “whine about Donald Trump” trend in order to boost his record sales. Halford suggests in the interview that America is on the wrong path and has “put the brakes on its progress.”

>>Halford seemed to forget that he’s from London, whose mayor is welcoming back former ISIS fighters en mass and is steps away from instituting Sharia law.

>>When this happens, Halford will be wishing for brakes to break his free fall from a large London Building.


>>Everyone’s least favorite communist propaganda outfit masquerading as a heavy metal site, MetalSucks, recently asked Ihsahn from Emperor if he was worried about people being offended by Emperor’s decision to reunite with Faust, who notoriously murdered a gay man in cold blood in 1993.

>>MetalSucks has apparently forgotten that the band literally built their career on the notoriety they received from members committing murder and arson.

>>MetalSucks will continue to endorse homosexual murdering/hate crime committing band Emperor (despite waging censorship campaigns on Craig Pillard and Taake for merely saying mean things online) because the site would lose advertiser money if they tried to oppose them.


>>BASED Ted Nugent attacked the crisis actors currently masquerading around the nation as Parkland shooting survivors by correctly proclaiming that “They Have No Soul.”

>>The CNN puppets Nugent is referencing, lead by David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez, have so far done little to support their cause as both gun sales and NRA membership have skyrocketed since they used the deaths of young Americans to advance their celebrity careers.


>>Grimey Swedish death metalers Vomitory are back!  After retiring in 2013, the band unretired to play a show last year, and then unretired again yesterday to get back to what they do best: releasing the same album over and over again.

>>MFW nobody noticed Vomitory was gone


>>With the retirement of Slayer, the rest of the geezer thrash metal scene should have followed suit.  But instead, the Dementia stricken C-league musicians of the Bay Area seem to think they can fill the oncoming void.

>>BUT LUCKY US, we’re getting new albums from Voivod and Testament in the next two years!

>>Will aging thrash metal bands ever learn that the last relevant thrash metal album came out over 20 years ago?  Feels bad man

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21 thoughts on “/dmg/ DEATH METAL GENERAL: Rooftop Riders Edition”

  1. Marc Defranco says:

    Speaking of vomit bands, Vomitory released a new album (don’t know if it’s any good yet).

  2. Nespithe & Burzum says:

    Death metal is dead. I’d rather listen to the 1st Beherit ambient album than anything new from the genre. I can’t even remember the name of a band that was good, but forgettable/unnecessary.

    1. Nespithe & Burzum says:

      That band is Phrenelith. The only good Incantation music is Onward to Golgotha. The rest have some good songs, but are overall bad albums.

      1. Coolest Monkey In The Jungle says:

        “The only good Incantation music is Onward to Golgotha.”

        Seriously man, give Mortal Throne Of Nazarene another chance. I prefer it to Golgotha these days

        1. Nespithe & Burzum says:

          Iconoclasm of Catholicism is a good, headbanging song. Mortal Throne of Nazarene is more agreeable than the rest of their discography as headbanging metal while still maintaining the appeal of underground death metal (afterward they became more straightforward angry metal), and while I probably would have listened to it more back then because of that instant appeal for true death metal fans, now I have limited time to even listen to the music I really like. Onwards to Golgotha goes beyond the horn signs, cool riffs in a loop mentality (not that that’s always a bad thing in itself) without being some artsy fartsy crap.

      2. Marc Defranco says:

        Phrenelith is the only newer death metal band that has real potential to me. Their last album was solid but that’s it. More to say than most new dm though

      3. Vilkatas says:

        This is why I still stick it out through all the bad jokes amd homoerotic/phobic shit on this site.
        Some briliant boys list the name of the best new thing last year…. Phrenelith is fucking astonishing good.

        1. Autism, the website says:


          MFW the comments section of a blog are both more a) funny and b) informative than the actual blog content.

          Also: Don’t forget perdition temple.

    2. the poopagogue says:

      >I’d rather listen to the 1st Beherit ambient album

      ah, there’s your problem, autism

      1. T. Desecration says:

        H418ov21.C is pretty great honestly. I personally prefer it to Electric Doom Synthesis. Some of the most “uncanny” – can’t find the exact word to describe it – music I’ve come across

        1. Necronomeconomist says:


          1. T. Desecration says:

            Those are all close but not quite what I’m thinking of. Thanks though!

            1. Necronomeconomist says:

              No, you’re wrong; those hit the bullseye. Listen to the record again and you’ll feel it.

  3. LordKrumb says:

    I’m no fan of Priest or Halford but even I know he isn’t from London – he’s from Birmingham, and apparently he’s been living in the USA for several years.

    But you’re right about him being a whining sodomite and about the dire situation in Londonistan (by the way, Birmingham isn’t much better).

  4. neutronhammer says:

    Vomitory are back? do metal bans like these exist to only pay off petty bills or for beer money? it’s clear they can’t make enough out of it to in any meaningful way supplement their main source of income. And very clearly they are in no way inspired to make music.

    Deathhammer are good imo, nothing we haven’t heard before but alright for an occasional listen. Nw thrash metal should simply stop existing.

  5. plack bussey says:

    why is this filled with 10-year old 4chan memes like “MFW” and “feels bad man”? is the next DMU update going to include some choice “i can haz cheezburger” references?

    1. Eternal Turd says:

      Dorsey is Prozak trolling us

      1. death metal slug says:

        Pissing into an ocean of piss

        1. Rainer of greasy poop spatter says:

          wonderful analogy

    2. Wimpy says:

      Can I borrow a dollar to buy a hamburger and will gladly pay you next Tuesday?

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