International Day of Slayer (2026)

The time has come again to enjoy the one holiday that celebrates metal culture and its power, the International Day of Slayer.

This year features another classic Slayer live show from Groningen, NL in 1985, with many of the eternal Slayer favorites played live with military precision.

In the meantime, join us in celebrating:

Who is Slayer

Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th century. Their 1986 album Reign in Blood ranks as one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic “Angel of Death.”

How to Celebrate

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

  • Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

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2 thoughts on “International Day of Slayer (2026)”

  1. Freya Helvig says:

    The sentiment goes:

    1st album best metal album in general

    2nd album Moar King Diamond

    3rd album – third time’s the charm for me. 10/10

    1. 1st: Iron Maiden and Judas Priest run through a hardcore punk filter
      2nd: More Judas Priest, King Diamond, and Discharge
      3rd: More Exploited and Cro-Mags

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