International Day of Slayer XX dawns upon us this June 6, thrusting aside lesser commemorations as we embark on a singular quest: boycott society, play Slayer.
Planets only get ten billion years before their stars absorb them in fire. Species usually die out after a hundred thousand. Democracies croak at two hundred, and empires tend to die before a thousand. Today is uncertain, tomorrow is dead, but right now, there is Slayer.
The International Day of Slayer sends a yell out to the world, not a plaintive cry, summoning us all to rise above the daily human bickering over the distribution of wealth and to aspire toward power and overcoming.
Paste this everywhere:
June 6 is the National Day of Slayer! Don’t go to school or work… listen to Slayer instead!
https://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
Listen to these constantly:
Show No Mercy (1983)
Haunting the Chapel (1984)
Live Undead (1984)
Hell Awaits (1985)
Reign in Blood (1986)
South of Heaven (1988)
And remember the call…
International Day of Slayer
On June 6th, Hessians worldwide come together to do something upon which we can all agree – listening to Slayer! Finally, one of the most dismissed cultural groups in the world has a holiday to call its own. Join us in our cause to stand unified in our celebration of metal music and let us prove to the rest of society that we too have a voice.
Who is Slayer
Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th century. Their 1986 album Reign in Blood ranks as one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic “Angel of Death.”
How to Celebrate
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level
- Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
- Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
- Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
- Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
- Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.
Where to purchase Slayer albums
If you don’t have at least one Slayer album in your collection, buy online! Save time and money — buy Reign in Blood. Just be sure to order it in time for June 6th!
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Bullshit
Planets only get ten billion years before their stars absorb them in fire. Species usually die out after a hundred thousand. Democracies croak at two hundred, and empires tend to die before a thousand. Today is uncertain, tomorrow is dead, but right now, there is Slayer….
WOMEN SHOULD FART PEE SHIT FUCK BLEED OUT THEY CUNTS IN NOTHING BUT A SLAYER SHIRT AND SQUIRT IN ONLY SLAYER SHIRTS AND DOC MARTENS HAHAHA VERY PUNK..
HEY
FUCK YOUR WIFE IN A SLAYER SHIRT BRETT HAHAHA
PUT IT ON XVIDEOS.COM HAHAHA
Ice t needs Slayer not the other way around you agree Brett huh?
Incantation scares humanity more than Slayer dude ha!
The e-m-triconodons
Elasmosaurus/prime/rap-rockzilla
Egyptian death metal
Evil insect police
More cavernous death metal
Death metal day is better than one band anyway
Maybe chicks will squirt bottomless if that’s a requirement of metal ya think?
These chicks especially
Carrie Underwood
Carrie Fisher
Lisa Marie Presley
Anne Marie Green
Laura Jarrett
Dylan dreyer
Savannah Sellers
Mariah Carey
Carrie Ann inaba
Spice girls
Crypto
Korean version of Korn with tits
Marilyn Monroe
Kat Dennings
Zuleikha Robinson
Jeanne gerafolo
Goth chicks
Jennifer arroyo
Mila Kunis
Angelina Jolie
Elektra
Wonder woman
Batgirl
Supergirl
Agatha all along
Raven saenz
Cheyenne Spangler
Brandi Wilson
Elvira
Rachel true
Navi rawat
Sabrina Carpenter
Hahaha
Hey Brett any of these cunts make you hard?
I can get behind this.
I started the day with Rheingold by Grave Digger but I will mend my ways and listen to Slayer now.
Hail Slayer!
Slayer has to be the only heavy metal outfit to have pumped out top notch material for an entire decade straight. I’ll never not be in awe of that, especially given that a band managing to craft even one excellent album is as rare as it is impressive.
Maybe I’m misremembering, but wasn’t this all originally a goof on “The National Day of Prayer” or something similar that took place on 6/6/2006? Regardless, I can’t help but wonder if the band ever got word of the whole thing. If so, at the very least I’m sure they at least found it to be funny.
On that note, the rider they supposedly drew up in 2011 or so as a joke is worth taking a look at. Their fake demands are fucking hilarious :)
Every other group gets special recognition and privileges, why not metal fans? We are a culture and we demand to be heard!
Because that shit is cringe and we should be better than that.
Swear to avenge and not lament, and to bring the false ones death
Is it really? You have to represent your identity or the normies roll all over you, and you need it anyway to unite under a banner. Otherwise you are going to get beer and jeans jackets as your “kvltvre.”
Slayer transcends politics and religion
>”entire decade”
>Brett only lists albums made in a 5 year span
faggot can’t math
“only ten billion” Cry more, Liberal. :_(
The fact is that 90% of jumanity needs to go down the garbage disposal
This is the formula for my Grey Utopia
Most people are not even humans, just animated manequins with existential angst. Gas them.
There are no humans
This is so dumb. Slayer shouldn’t have a day of 6/6 because they never ever mentioned 666 in their music! Seriously, name me one fucking song where they mentioned that number? Hell, ANVIL mention it more than Slayer
“Seriously, name me one fucking song where they mentioned that number?”
Cult
Ok, but that’s still at least 10 years after people stopped giving a shit
Iron Maiden came out with The Number of the Beast in 1982, so Slayer were not about to use that as one of their tropes. That was Iron Maiden’s thing.
Exactly, point is 6/6 should not be Slayer day.
Live by the sword and help to contain
The helpless minds of you all
Every day is Slayer day
I think you’re missing the point. The whole 666 thing is just a catchall of shit the “socially acceptable” minded and nervous religious types run away from. Slayer ran head first into what terrified them with thunderous music that covered topics like death, Satan, war, anti-religion, serial killers, etc. In addition to that their album covers often featured pentagrams and inverted crosses.
I know they’ve stated they were never satanists, but for the reasons above 6/6 seems like a pretty good choice when it comes to choosing a day to take some extra time to celebrate what they accomplished. But most importantly, it’s a funny dig at the National Day of Prayer.
But to each his/her/its own.