14 thoughts on “Kaeck Posts Live Video From Under the Black Sun Fest”

  1. Let them eat cheese spread says:

    Photo is even worse than in the previous post.
    Cheesekaeck.

    1. 666 says:

      The only thing wrong with that picture are those skinny twink arms

      1. Freya Helvig says:

        That’s the point, the dutch are known to embrace crude in-your face imperfectionism. The picture is a statement against hollywood diva glamour and Anne Rice lipstick faggotry, by embracing the imperfect rawness of reality and the chaos of the void, they basically state, much like Jan Kruitwagen’s chaotic war music, “fuck your beauty standards, we’re just going with the flow, have another heineken and frikandel!”.

        1. 666 says:

          I guess that’s true. They all live in moss forts and eat branches so I suppose not a whole lot of strength is required by anybody.

      2. Svmmoned says:

        Because Jan is using on it the rare Virgin, the photo is too cool for me to even notice any fluorescent twinks (yeah, thanks a lot for the heads up).

  2. LMFAO says:

    What the fuck are those arms, like a larva just hatched

  3. Ja Morant vs Allen Iverson says:

    R.I.P Venom’a Conrad “Cronos” Lant

    1. maelstrrom says:

      They’re cool and all, but were Venom really as influential as people say they were? Some twitter accounts allege that they’re the second most important metal band behind Black Sabbath and they created “Thrash metal,” Death metal and Black metal and that Bathory, Celtic Frost and Slayer wouldn’t exist without them. Seems far fetched to me but I wasn’t around then

      1. Their importance is overstated in my view. Bands like Motorhead and Angel Witch were more influential among creators, but Venom was easily digestible — basically a simple punk/metal hybrid — and therefore gained a large audience. However, it is easy to see the appeal of raw gnarly rock music with Satanic themes.

  4. Fuck Kelly Clarkson fuck hypergamy I'm a mothra cook rapist who lives beautiful white cunts to rape NBC sellers bend over spic whore ha! says:

    WHY WONT

    ICP
    KORN
    SLIPKNOT
    NECRO
    MASTODON
    Sabrina Carpenter
    Olivia Rodrigo
    All pop NBC fags
    OTEP
    MUDVAYNE
    Ill bill
    EMINEM
    CYPRESS HILL
    SNOOP DOGG GAY FUCK

    ALL RAP METAL FAGS DIE?

    is there a conspiracy here

    Venom frontman dead

    Limp bizkit frontman alive?

    Is God a dick or what?

    How can rap rock be killed off any way Brett huh?

    Why do the Irish have such ugly legs pasty as fuck man hahaha

    What smells worse

    Billie eilish snatch any day hahaha

    Or hell itself

    Hahaha well Brett huh?

    1. To the Irish question: runs of homozygosity. The Irish love talking about their Viking ancestors but are less excited about mentioning their middle eastern ones. Deport them all to Morocco.

      Today however I am raging at Italians, who mass-reported our X account for posting the hard grim truth about Italian heritage, namely that they are primitive Arabic and north African mixes who are prone to crime, violence, and incompetence. (Proof: Italy.)

      I was thinking of you yesterday when someone started talking about the nü-metal “revival.” Apparently nostalgia is winning out and the corporate kidz came up with some kind of hybrid between numu and emo, probably should call it “numo” because that sounds like a self-driving car (and these things are gheyer than airborne AIDS).

    2. Actual Metalhead says:

      Numetal needs to go into the fucking ovens. There is no justification for this corporate abortion trying to take over our genre. They all must died raped and sad.

      1. Chocolate starfish says:

        What year do you live in, retard?

  5. Sumptuous Sunwheels says:

    https://youtu.be/VqQNSaHsDRU

    I think black metal vocals might be the only justifiable use for the Dutch language

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