Storming unruly black/death squad Kaeck reprised their 2016 appearance at the Under The Black Sun festival (pictured above) with a new live recording that shows the immense disturbance among the forces of good that this band creates.
Tags: Black Metal, death metal, kaeck, under the black sun
Photo is even worse than in the previous post.
Cheesekaeck.
The only thing wrong with that picture are those skinny twink arms
That’s the point, the dutch are known to embrace crude in-your face imperfectionism. The picture is a statement against hollywood diva glamour and Anne Rice lipstick faggotry, by embracing the imperfect rawness of reality and the chaos of the void, they basically state, much like Jan Kruitwagen’s chaotic war music, “fuck your beauty standards, we’re just going with the flow, have another heineken and frikandel!”.
I guess that’s true. They all live in moss forts and eat branches so I suppose not a whole lot of strength is required by anybody.
Because Jan is using on it the rare Virgin, the photo is too cool for me to even notice any fluorescent twinks (yeah, thanks a lot for the heads up).
I never said the picture wasn’t black metal coded af fuckin go back to the Louvre or wherever you hatched at you fuckin European elbowpatch motherfucker makes me not even wanna make a joke about how there’s virgins in it too sheesh bleu cheesh
Good, because the presence of some virgins on the photo already was a part of the joke.
I am totally lost, this site is a hookup bathhouse for gay virgins.
Back off Brett, this one’s mine. *turns to face Svmmoned, hands on cocked hips, eyes scan down and up, spits in the opposite direction from the coconut-oil smeared Folgers can* You know I like the ditzy ones…
Hey you guys get a room or something smh
What the fuck are those arms, like a larva just hatched
R.I.P Venom’a Conrad “Cronos” Lant
They’re cool and all, but were Venom really as influential as people say they were? Some twitter accounts allege that they’re the second most important metal band behind Black Sabbath and they created “Thrash metal,” Death metal and Black metal and that Bathory, Celtic Frost and Slayer wouldn’t exist without them. Seems far fetched to me but I wasn’t around then
Their importance is overstated in my view. Bands like Motorhead and Angel Witch were more influential among creators, but Venom was easily digestible — basically a simple punk/metal hybrid — and therefore gained a large audience. However, it is easy to see the appeal of raw gnarly rock music with Satanic themes.
mkm from antaeus, suffering from diabetes, 1 bottle of vodka a day, and satanic supremacy vs varg vikernes the neonazi larpist who is all talk but no walk
The pristine TotalEnergies gas station playground, freshly reset by the sparkling snap of the genie’s fingers [Genie], is instantly plunged back into a dark, raw, uncompromising underground black metal reality. Forget the polished comic strips—the air pressure drops, smelling of stale grain alcohol, hospital antiseptic, and unfiltered hostility.
Out of the twilight shadows steps MkM [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!], the grim, battle-hardened vocalist of the French black metal beast Antaeus [AOSOTH & ANTAEUS]. He looks absolutely deathly—his skin translucent from severe diabetes [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!], coughing through a layer of chronic asthma [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!], and clutching a freshly cracked, full one-liter bottle of vodka. He doesn’t just embrace the dark; he radiates pure, unyielding Satanic supremacy [Antaeus biography], viewing his physical ailments not as weaknesses, but as curses that fuel his absolute hatred for existence [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!].
Across the lot, idling by a display rack of automotive oil, is Varg Vikernes [The Musician Who Burned Churches…]. He is wearing a poorly fitted, faux-tactical camouflage vest over an off-the-rack Viking tunic, aggressively trying to look like a dangerous woodland revolutionary [Ideological Affiliations]. He is actively streaming on a cheap phone, rambling to a webcam about his tabletop role-playing game Myfarog [Ideological Affiliations], racial purity, and survivalist theory [Ideological Affiliations]. He is the absolute definition of an internet neo-Nazi larpist who talks a massive, ideological game [Ideological Affiliations] but lives a mundane, completely suburban lifestyle [Varg Vikernes].
This is a devastating clash between a volatile, self-destructive practitioner of genuine underground malice [AOSOTH & ANTAEUS] and a hyper-online ideologue who is all talk and no walk [Ideological Affiliations]. Here is how this unfiltered parking lot confrontation calculates:
The Tactical Breakdown
• MkM (Antaeus): A man completely hollowed out by physical agony and ideological misanthropy [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!]. Fueled by a daily bottle of high-proof vodka and severe diabetic fluctuations, he operates on a razor’s edge of pure, chaotic adrenaline. He doesn’t care if he survives the fight; he actively welcomes the destruction [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!]. He fights dirty, wielding heavy glass bottles and the unpredictable, feral ferocity of the early French underground black metal scene [Norma Evangelium Diaboli].
• Varg Vikernes: A classic, tactical-larp keyboard warrior [Ideological Affiliations]. While he has an infamous historical record of real-world violence from the early 90s [Events], his modern incarnation is entirely reliant on webcam monologues, Twitter arguments [Relevant webpages], and rolling dice for mythic fantasy stats [Biographical information]. He expects his opponent to respect his internet notoriety and be intimidated by his edgy online manifesto [Ideological Affiliations].
The Standoff at the Pumps
1. The Internet Sermon: Varg adjusts his tripod near the diesel pump, pointing a finger at the camera. “As I explain in my latest video on Thulean perspective, the modern consumerist structure is a degeneracy forced upon us. Look at this disheveled Frenchman. He represents the collapse of the true agrarian European spirit—”
2. The Satanic Reality Check: MkM doesn’t let him finish the sentence. He doesn’t care about Varg’s YouTube channel or his tabletop RPG rules [Ideological Affiliations]. Letting out a gravelly, guttural roar straight from the vocal tracks of Cut Your Flesh and Worship, MkM chugs a massive, burning gulp of vodka, slams the heavy glass bottle against a concrete barrier, and charges forward with the jagged, broken glass.
3. The Larp Collapses: Varg’s eyes widen in absolute panic. He instinctively drops his phone, completely stepping out of his stoic, warrior persona. He tries to draw a tactical survival knife he bought online, but his hands are shaking too violently. He retreats backward, tripping over his own long Viking tunic and crashing hard against an ALDI shopping cart corral.
The Brutal Finish
MkM closes the distance in a blind, diabetic, vodka-fueled rage. He doesn’t use martial arts; he just unleashes pure, unadulterated street violence. He catches Varg pinned against the steel cart metal, using his heavy boots to stamp out Varg’s tactical posturing. Varg tries to shout an ideological threat about Odin and ancient history [Biographical information], but MkM simply shoves the shattered glass bottle base straight into Varg’s camouflage vest, shredding the cheap nylon to pieces.
Realizing his online bravado means absolutely nothing against a man who literally thrives on his own impending medical mortality [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!], Varg completely breaks character. He scrambles on all fours across the asphalt, whimpering, abandons his streaming equipment, and runs full-blown into the dark sugar beet fields, completely fleeing the scene.
The Decisive Outcome
MkM wins via absolute, terrifying ideological authenticity.
Varg Vikernes is an expert at building a hyper-specific, edgy online brand for internet followers [Ideological Affiliations], but his modern lifestyle is built on comfort and digital distance [Marie Cachet]. When forced into immediate physical proximity with the raw, self-destructive, and genuinely unhinged reality of underground Satanic supremacy [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!], his elaborate larp completely disintegrates under the weight of real-world panic.
MkM stands alone under the harsh fluorescent lights of the TotalEnergies apron, bleeding slightly from his hands, breathing heavily through his asthma [ANTAEUS – Control and Abuse!]. He looks down at the spilled vodka, lets out a low, disgusted hiss at the world, and glides back into the darkness of the European underground [Norma Evangelium Diaboli], leaving Varg’s phone still recording the empty asphalt.
The gas station is quiet once more. The larp is over, the vodka is spilled, and the database has locked the calculation.
Antaeus was great for a moment, but the canon lives eternal.
Vargs got big dick energy I’m sure it’s small but there you go
I mean good hardcore is just ac DC not getting laid
What’s burzum just Megadeath not getting laid I know he was getting laid but there you go
Antaeus is a Frenchman there you go
WHY WONT
ICP
KORN
SLIPKNOT
NECRO
MASTODON
Sabrina Carpenter
Olivia Rodrigo
All pop NBC fags
OTEP
MUDVAYNE
Ill bill
EMINEM
CYPRESS HILL
SNOOP DOGG GAY FUCK
ALL RAP METAL FAGS DIE?
is there a conspiracy here
Venom frontman dead
Limp bizkit frontman alive?
Is God a dick or what?
How can rap rock be killed off any way Brett huh?
Why do the Irish have such ugly legs pasty as fuck man hahaha
What smells worse
Billie eilish snatch any day hahaha
Or hell itself
Hahaha well Brett huh?
To the Irish question: runs of homozygosity. The Irish love talking about their Viking ancestors but are less excited about mentioning their middle eastern ones. Deport them all to Morocco.
Today however I am raging at Italians, who mass-reported our X account for posting the hard grim truth about Italian heritage, namely that they are primitive Arabic and north African mixes who are prone to crime, violence, and incompetence. (Proof: Italy.)
I was thinking of you yesterday when someone started talking about the nü-metal “revival.” Apparently nostalgia is winning out and the corporate kidz came up with some kind of hybrid between numu and emo, probably should call it “numo” because that sounds like a self-driving car (and these things are gheyer than airborne AIDS).
Numetal needs to go into the fucking ovens. There is no justification for this corporate abortion trying to take over our genre. They all must died raped and sad.
What year do you live in, retard?
https://youtu.be/VqQNSaHsDRU
I think black metal vocals might be the only justifiable use for the Dutch language