#Metalgate: MetalSucks Attacks Dave Mustaine’s Daughter

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Metalcore blog MetalSucks have gone after Dave Mustaine’s daughter after Mustaine called them pariahs and told them to fuck off. Commissar Rhombus tried to poke fun at her failed attempts at a pop music career:

Anyway, enough talk. Take the “Life Is Good” challenge and see how long you can listen to this song before eating a live round.

Clearly MetalSucks will only be satisfied when their enemies have hollow-points blasted into the back of their skulls and their families deported to the Camp for Wives of Traitors to the Motherland.

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16 thoughts on “#Metalgate: MetalSucks Attacks Dave Mustaine’s Daughter”

  1. Ggallin1776 says:

    Some people pay to have spikes shoved into their urethra & someone spit in their mouth.

  2. A. R. says:

    Good comeback, Daniel!

  3. MetalSucks solidifies its position as the gossip publication of music.

    1. the small knobs amidst the fluff says:

      And yet their poop is still liquid because they only eat cheetos and hot pockets washed down with diet Mr. Pibb!

  4. Anthony says:

    Dave Mustaine needs to pull a Hulk Hogan on metal’s Gawker here. So fucking tired of their bullshit.

  5. Rainer Weikusat says:

    Even for pop standards, this is awful. And didn’t we hear all of this before, the blonde-woman-ineptly-singing-with-a-breaking-voice, the nursery rhymes, Sunshine/ Blue Skies/ Ray Bans/ Summer Smile/ Sugar Ray/ Saturday, and choruses about monosyllables composed of the letters g, o, and d?

    (I fear the hope this will serve as an antidote to the upcoming nineties revival is vain)

    Can’t this just be left in the nowhere it shouldn’t ever have exited?

    1. Weltmacht says:

      The problem is that it’s an extremely low-effort way to take a swipe at Dave Mustaine. The only connection she has to metal is her dad: she’s not trying to advertise it as metal music or something that would otherwise be suitable for review on a metal site. They’re just trying to get under the guy’s skin and they picked a pretty lame way to do it.

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        Metalsucks is a metal-themed celebrity gossip site (as far as I can tell), this is metal celebrity gossip, hence, they’re promoting the video. As they can’t possibly laud it, they paint it as ‘extreme’ in a negative way (“[…] without eating a live bullet”). But this fluff doesn’t make me want to do anything save switching it off with a smile. The lady is presumably someone’s daughter. But that’s certainly not my problem.

        1. Weltmacht says:

          Oh it sucks for sure, there’s no doubt about that, my point is just that it’s pretty weak for them to act like it’s some important or noteworthy thing for the sole purpose of trying to take a shit on Dave Mustaine. Like I said, it’s low-effort (of course that sums up most everything on their site anyway).

          1. Rainer Weikusat says:

            I think we’re mostly in violent agreement. MetalSocks reports this because it’s celebrity gossip somehow associated with ‘a metal guy’ (David Mustaine). This is effectively promotion of the video (there’s no such thing as bad publicity if you’re a professional). They do this because they’re … well … a bunch of metal socks. But since they’re supposedly metal socks and not tennis socks, they have to trash-talk it as it’s clearly not metal. They’re probably tennis socks nevertheless because otherwise, they’d ignore the video. Apart from that, “no signs of intelligent life detected @ metal socks” but didn’t we know this already?

  6. It would be funny if someone hacked their website to display a swastika for the first five seconds.
    Digital graffiti.

    1. Rainer Weikusat says:

      Someone hacked their website to display an Electra Mustaine video for three minutes.

  7. Goat-Lord says:

    I wish I saw this Rhombus clown in the pit. He’d get wrecked.

  8. His Majesty at the Squatter. says:

    This clearly proves that Metalsucks is the “metal” version of People Magazine.

  9. Cumageddon says:

    The raped asshole of a metalsucks scribe will distend beyond the capacity of a normal homo sapiens when I enter from behind…with tears streaming vince will look back and ask why,why do you do these things…I will simply laugh and exclaim..cumming is cumming..take it from me,right before donkey punching him into next week

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