Sadistic Metal Review: Xoth – Hostile Terraforming (2014)

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Article by Lance Viggiano.

Hostile Terraforming is the result of a lot of instrumental practice and absolutely no artistic or even musical ambition. Every moment is technically precise in the pursuit of puritanically banal phrases which fake variation by playing the same motif in a higher octave. Cyclical song structures allow the players to shred freely while never needing to establish an emotive core. The EP lasts only as long as it takes for the musicians to run through every show-off-in-a-public-space rite of passage stylistic flair which is recited in the most obsessively canned manner – essentially a musical diet of Doritos and Pepsi. Like all such outfits, the drums are produced to resemble a typewriter thus ensuring maximum clarity so the listener can hear every soulless tap and click as the performer slavishly follows the guitar around like a gimp-clad submissive. Yes, there are musical pauses to give the bass guitar its obligatory solo which has no purpose within a greater melodic arc of the song; not that the drunk dive bar crowd notices or cares.

In many ways, the closest musical analog to Xoth is later Death circa Sound of Perseverance without the unique voice Chuck maintained throughout his sequential decline. The sci-fi aesthetic gives the band its quirky faux-weirdness worn ironically rather than on its sleeve like Voivod or Timeghoul who earnestly explored the genre. The result is a fun gimmick that nobody is supposed to take seriously which conveniently allows it to duck criticism. At least, that’s the pretense under which such bands operate; bereft of a point beyond booking shows for scene-signaling popularity. Nowhere is this more evident than in the vocal performances which are dispassionate and professional exercises in every genre cliché. Multi-tracked high register rasps before stop-start rhythms overlain with precision picking? Tick that box and it’s on to the next rule bound bloviated demonstrative clinic. In fact, simply watching an instructional video would be an infinitely more rewarding as one would walk away from the experience with some measure of personal growth.

A “How To” of metal is a chore to listen to in every respect because it fails to write songs that can be appreciated even as a guilty pleasure. Adjectives like soulless, vapid, or pedantic are as critically predictable and pre-packaged as anything off of this assembly line product. At best accomplishes a fair tribute to mid-90’s arcade shoot-em-up soundtracks – whose composers were probably listening to a lot of Painkiller. An album of moronic but wholly fun distillations of a completely degenerated Judas Priest being metal for metal’s sake. Listeners looking to appease their nostalgia for burning pockets full of quarters could do worse than pick up Hostile Terraforming. Likewise, those looking for something to do Wednesday night could do worse than show up to a Xoth gig – they could suffer riffless Beherit demo tribute…err…. War metal – and experience a voiceless void that temporarily distracts from the one in your soul and quite likely, in your wallet as well.

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7 thoughts on “Sadistic Metal Review: Xoth – Hostile Terraforming (2014)”

  1. Eye of Eyes says:

    Now review Fabricant.

    1. Vigilance says:

      Talk it up first so I can becomd disproportionately angry enough at something wholly mediocre and ignorable.

    2. Shawn Wright's boyfriend says:

      … and UNGOD + DARK FUNERAL !!
      gawd dammit!

      1. Vigilance says:

        I’m not going to pollute my life with Dark Funeral. I listened to a label comp sample of the new info and it just seems like this summary of metal music: stuck in a rote.

        1. Vigilance says:

          *new ungod.

          So no neither will be reviewed, at least by me. Ask more meaningful questions such as “How often should a man jack off?” The answer is thrice daily.

  2. T says:

    Well, clearly you have no idea what a GREAT musician consists of. And you have no idea who these musicians are, how much they put into their performances and recordings, and how passionate they are. Pretty outrageous review. I don’t think I’ve ever read something so angry about a group of talented musicians. I’m curious… have you ever seen them live? Have you ever met any person in Xoth? I think not. Or you would have never written this disgusting and embarrassing review. (As in you should be embarrassed for writing something so dispicable).

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