Sadistic Metal Reviews 02-09-14


What are Sadistic Metal Reviews? When people decide that life is worth living, try to make good music. Unless they hope to make a quick buck, in which case they disguise bad music as “innovation.” We separate the good from the bad — with a machete. Come for the misery, stay for the occasional exception…

divine_circles-oblivion_songsDivine Circles – Oblivion Songs

The mainstream assimilation of metal continues. This is basically coffeehouse femme-folk-rock like Jewel would have spun two decades ago when metal was still doing something relevant. Instead, it sounds like a Taylor Swift/Janis Joplin hybrid on piano while someone strums a lightly distorted guitar in the background and some bell-bottomed burnout bangs a cowbell. I can appreciate the similarity to neofolk bands, especially Hekate, or even the folk-rock tradition of the Americas. But it’s most similar to the goddamn crap they play in Starbucks or our local “alternative” (read: clean every other Tuesday) coffee shack. A girl sings about fanciful things, there’s some guitar and a lot of slightly exotic rhythm. But when you leave and drive home, you’re thankful for the silence. This has nothing to do with metal and should go back to the coffee shops.

slipknot-slipknotSlipknot – Slipknot

For people who thought Korn was too musical, Roadrunner has saved the day. ANGRY MAN babbling over death metal riffs reduced 100 levels of complexity, with random vinyl scratching noises and sampling thrown in for…some reason. These riffs were lifted from a White Zombie album which lifted them from a Metallica album which borrowed them from a NWOBHM 7″ which probably borrowed them from the rantings of cavemen etched into sandstone near the local juvenile detention center. To these basic speed metal riffs, they have added abundant bounce and doubling the internal rhythm on the offbeat, which gives the illusion of complexity for about ten seconds, and they’ve wrapped them around rock melodies. Speaking of wrapped, why aren’t we calling this rap/rock? It’s obviously rap music sanitized for the people too uptight for even backpack hip-hop, thus it gets injected into rock and to disguise the obvious lameness of this combination they cover it in heavy metal stylings like melted chocolate poured over a corpse. Lyrics are moronic, riffs are moronic, album art is moronic…is anything in this band appealing to functional humans? If a vengeful god were to rain napalm on America for producing this album, it would be justified.

eva_polgar-sandor_valy-gilgameshÉva Polgár & Sándor Vály – Gilgamesh

Art music faces one ultimate test: will people listen to it on a regular basis, in regular lives? I’m not talking about the heroin and cigarettes crowd in Williamsburg with their postmodern degrees from Brown, but normal people. Thoughtful, intelligent, realistic, well-adjusted people. Do they listen to it? Or is it something they think is neat, maybe would be good in a movie, and then politely clap and never hear it again? Gilgamesh qualifies as some of the better art music I’ve heard. It is an sonic backdrop to the famous tale, rendering in quickly played piano riffs while other instruments fill in background chording. This has more in common with industrial music and avantgarde jazz than rock, but each track creates a series of emotional sensations corresponding to its chapter of the Gilgamesh saga. It is artfully done and powerful but is too abrasive and repetitive for every day primary listening. Further, it is too arty and conceptual to find a place in the balanced life. It would make a killer soundtrack for a silent film however.

fear_of_domination-distorted_delusionsFear of Domination – Distorted Delusions

Music designed to pander to newer listeners is often excruciating. First, it must have an obvious novelty in style that usually defeats common sense. Next, it must appeal to people whose first instinct is essentially disruption and chaos. As part of this, they favor weapons like repetition and garish aesthetics. This album will not disappoint on those points. Mixing clubby techno (itself suspiciously like disco) with metalcore and crowd-positive industrial like Rammstein, Fear of Domination spit out music that is essential keyboard-led but has background guitar and bass which are entirely obliterated by the harsh, chanty and repetitive vocals. There is not a single metal riff on the album. There is also nothing new to people who have experienced even Ministry, but a form with novelty gives this some of the appeal of more austere industrial bands. Still the repetition level and degree of obvious manipulation makes it excruciating for people who have heard more than a dozen albums.

benighted-carnivore_sublimeBenighted – Carnivore Sublime

In the absence of Nu Metal, everyone is rushing to take over the territory of Limp bizkit or Korn. From bling bling tech-core band Despised Icon to recent Napalm Death to streamlined Unique Leader sounding Morbid Angel palm muting riffs, Benighted blend everything that’s hip and br00tal in the scene together as the perfect sonic weapon for the frustrated school kids. This whole album is full of preachy and overreacting jerking noise. The band’s new music video reflect all of these: attending school is bad and teachers are evil, the world is insane, so buying this album is the right way to the first step of revolution. The hilariously out of place cleared-throat howling choruses sound like any metalcore rather than death metal, they make me want to put on the Korn records instead. Nothing from Benighted’s album is remotely exciting to the ear of a longtime metal listener. The volume is louder than Grammy performer Metallica, but the music is just as bland. Benighted and their far relatives Insane Clown Posse and Fleshgod Apocalypse are definitely worth exiling from the metal world.

LP1037_RECHTS_tem_de.pdfFluisteraars – Dromers

What is problematic about post-metal/indie-metal, and rock music itself, is nto that it’s distinctive. Rather, like a good product, it’s created by audience surveys. What do they respond to? — put that in. What got bad response? — take it out. What was neutral? — reduce it. The problem is that you need all the colors of the rainbow to paint a picture, so just because audiences prefer blue over yellow does not mean yellow should be removed. In fact, it aims to create a monotone picture where all of it is the color audiences want in their living room and none is the less favored colors. But art is a communication of a mental journey between two points. It shows us someone emerging from a state to a higher realization and then acting on that for triumph. It reveals a mixture of emotions that signal an ultimate resolution, or at least a clarification in the mind. But what we call “modern metal” — itself a clone of the late hardcore, post-hardcore, emo and indie movements of the late 1980s through middle 1990s (Jawbreaker, Rites of Spring, Fugazi) — is like rock music designed to just be that perfect wallpaper for your life. The right shade of sweater, the right ironic frames for your glasses, the purse that makes you look like a wandering boho hippie who might just happen to have a degree in art history. It’s the cult of the ego, and the ego demands only what serves it in full and denies the experience required to get there. This is because the ego wants nothing to do with the external world, and prefers that which is “human,” namely itself and those it socializes with. Fluisteraars is 2/5 old school black metal like Enslaved and Darkthrone, and the rest the newer material in a dronining long form that uses multiple riffs derived from a single theme, like Pelican. The result is very pleasant to listen to but when it is done nothing has changed in your life. You are back shopping for wallpaper, ignoring anything outside of yourself, and consequently, missing out on anything that can be called soul.

woods_of_desolation-as_the_starsWoods of Desolation – As the Stars

Most of people can’t tell the difference between shallow light-hearted commercial product and art, therefore the conformists can always make some metallic indie rock to troll the underground. Woods of Desolation is the black metal version of Explosions In The Sky; both of them use the highest notes of the guitar chords to outline the weary lie-down-and-die pentatonic melodies while songs build around the sweeping textures. Just like the prototype of this sub-genre Alcest, Woods of Desolation’s music is nice and sweet and flawless, it make one hard to criticize them. But the reality is, three months after the hype, those who praised it like hell initially would throw this album away for these spun sugars annoying them just as the morning wake up cell phone jingles.

towers-iiTowers – II

Post-rock and post-metal generally mean attempts to recreate emo through expanded minimalist sound. Towers takes an approach more like Swans where they build a drone and then layer it with interesting textures. The result is rhythmically motivational, like a march, but ultimately can’t go anywhere because like the notion of “concept music” it can’t go anywhere but to its furthest extreme. Thus what we have is interesting, but not something you’d want to repeatedly listen to except in the background or as part of a movie soundtrack. It is not terrible in any part, and on the whole it is bland and inoffensive once you get past the “extreme” style. Arguably, Towers is the best example so far of how to make post-rock/emo into something that is not terrible. The problem is that listening to it feels like being driven over by Friday 5 pm NYC traffic, and so it’s unlikely that anyone will turn to this for repeated listens that bring out some positive aspect of being alive.

sunn-ulver-terrestrialsSunn O))) and Ulver – Terrestrials

Background drone of distorted guitar vibratto and feedback. Foreground slow chords, standard post-metal. Melody slowly layered, then repeats. It goes on in a big loop. Any given second of it is inoffensive and seems like something cool might be happening, but then, if you listen to the whole thing, you realize its fatal flaw is that it’s boring. Nevermind that Lull and Fripp did this years ago but better. Nevermind that these bands were both wrecking balls to metal’s integrity. Just listen to the music: it’s repetitive, doesn’t development, and basically does nothing but establish a drone and a half of a mood. What would you do with it? Listen to it? No, this is music for you to explain to your friends. The point is that you know something they don’t and you can thus explain how profound it (and you) are. It’s no different than people going to rap concerts to pose at being gangsters or young girls who cry when Shakira sings about her hips. It’s just more pretentious.

tiskoviny 1.cdrDodsferd – The Parasitic Survival of the Human Race

Despite the ideologically-correct title (for black metal), this band shows us the true death of black metal: it has been assimilated by punk music. This sounds, with the exception of a couple black metal open strum riffs, exactly like the same droning hardcore bands were pumping out in the early 1980s. That music was the source of the stagnation that launched underground metal. I’ve listened to this thing three times and it has no negatives. There is nothing wrong with it. There’s also nothing compelling about it; it’s just more void. Technically, it all fits together. It’s just boring and expresses nothing. It is essentially hardcore punk music from the early 1980s with better drumming and production, maybe a black metal riff every seven riffs. But if you already own Discharge and Darkthrone, there’s utterly no reason to listen to this. Even if you don’t, it makes no sense to try to listen to this instead.

gris-a_l_ame_enflamee_l_ame_constelleeGris – À l’Âme Enflammée, l’Äme Constellée…

Oh wow. Titles in French, looks misanthropic, maybe Vlad Tepes has returned! Second coming of Loudblast, even? No, it’s emo. Riddle me this: if emo isn’t like the fat girl addicted with meth that you woke up next to in the basement and felt great shame for the next, why do people keep trying to hide it? This is the same droning yet bittersweet minor-key background noise that Jawbreaker put on their albums and before that, that emo bands kept trying to insert into punk. What is emo, after all, but the very basic tonalities of rock music translated over an upbeat groove into power chords with dissonant voicings? When you look at what can’t be used, you see what is left. In the same way that the blues scale is the classical diatonic major scale with the key-centric notes removed (and a blue note for color-note rhythm comp fudging), emo is what happens when you take all the life out of music and translate it into rules to keep an audience in suspense. It doesn’t ever go anywhere, just shifts between these same few interval progressions. And yet, there it is. And people who apparently know nothing about thinking keep buying it. This is very frilly, dressed-up, entertaining variety, but underneath all the stupid pet tricks and gaudy clothing is the same old tedium. This is the sound of a genre dying.

frost_legion-death_of_mankindFrost Legion – Death of Mankind

Crossing punk and heavy metal styles with a black metal aesthetic of constant high-intensity drumming and droning riffs, Frost Legion make black metal that often sounds like it is assembled from spare parts but tries to keep a focus on the melody and savagery of black metal. Vocals are a constant rasp that varies inflection as little as possible, over active double-bass drumming reminiscent of later Ancient Rites. Riffs are often drifting melodic constellations formed of a few chords which work through permutations of loss and re-acquisition of a root note. Often the riffs are very similar to each other which causes an unsettling loss of orientation, and frequently they bring out melodies which resemble music from the 1930s, but the effect is to create a sense of longing. One thing this band could do better is dynamics; it uses nearly constant intensity most of the time which is exhausting. While song structure is essentially riff-based, these riffs may need to correlate to something else in order to make the composition memorable. The constant melodic riffing is reminiscent of Carcariass and bands of that ilk who are deeply invested in guitar creativity and sometimes lose sight of memorable songs. This is a good start and it will be interesting to see where these guys end up after they’ve had a chance to contemplate the results of listening to this album several dozen times.

demo_tapeAethereal – Faceless Messiah

We walk among you. We are legion and yet can travel unnoticed in the midst of your cities. We are those who try too hard, and many of us ended up in black emtal. Aethereal brings many strengths but suffers from trying too hard. Coming from the wilds of the USA, the amazing thing about this demo is that it attempts to shape the melodic architectures of a European band. It seems caught between a more vicious Behexen-style assault and a traditional melodic metal attack shaped around Sacramentum, Dissection and perhaps even Sentenced. Most would argue this into the black metal camp on vocals alone, but it has aspects of many genres of metal. Technically precise and musically coherent, these longer songs more resemble the ambitious music before the Great Partition in black metal which set the classics in the past and brought a deluge of imitators to attempt to pollute the genre. The first track, “Scornful Skies,” launches from a battering assault of melodic chords resembling rainfall in sheets to a neo-Celtic style intricate lead riff, fading into a Dissection styled mood piece before evaporating into an interlude of gentle strumming without distortion and a return to a contortion of its origins. The second track, “Qliphothic Reflections,” resembles much more of the black metal of the post-initial era, with low use of dynamics and high intensity blasting with transitional melodic riffs leading us through a semi-circular structure. Both tracks show promise if developed. But again, the problem is trying too hard: looking at what all the great songs have, and trying to make your own version without knowing what connects them. If these guys trust their gut instinct and what they like to listen to rather than what they think they should be creating, they would do better. Take it from a guy who tries too hard in his biggest failures as a writer.

asking_alexandria-stand_up_and_screamAsking Alexandria – Stand Up and Scream

If any of you were to discover that your testosterone levels were too high, and your doctor advises you to take estrogen injections: before doing that, consider listening to this album – in approximately 3 minutes, you will feel immediate results. An album like this could be created only by the results of a CIA project designed to make people believe malls are desirable. (Somewhere, Bill Hicks is turning over in his grave.) For the rest of us, upon hearing this we wish that we were in that grave. This band has the uncanny ability to not only make every song sound identical, but also every riff. Then again, most people listening to this are undergoing “spiral learning” – the repetition is something they’re used to. Please don’t listen to this. If you don’t have enough respect for yourself to avoid this, just go all the way: go to Starbucks, pick up a la- oh alright, that joke is overused. This band sucks. That’s all.

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35 thoughts on “Sadistic Metal Reviews 02-09-14”

  1. “ANGRY MAN babbling over death metal riffs reduced 100 levels of complexity”

    Could also apply this to Butchered at Birth.

    1. Greatest tragedies for metal:

      • Cannibal Corpse
      • Pantera
      • Cradle of Filth
      • Opeth
      • Sunn 0((((
      1. Roger says:

        Why is Sunn O))) a tragedy for metal Brett? They play drone/doom. If some kiddies confuse this with the same medium as that explored by immolation or burzum, then that is their mistake – one which need not be obsessed upon in moral outrage, surely, as it just makes you look like a crank.

        There is nothing inherently ‘wrong’ with drone/doom. I compare it with religious atmospheric music, monks chanting, throat singing… i.e. deeply meditative music. It does not hold itself up to be structured, neo-classical, phrasal metal.

        Worry about Cannibal Corpse, sure. For they are actually debasing a per-established art form.

        1. Nebuchadnezzar says:

          Wait, are you saying that religious vocal music (European at least) isn’t structured?

      2. EDS says:

        Sunn O))) should really not be classified as metal. They are ambient/drone. At least the early stuff was. I like quite a few of the early recordings mainly OO Void and Black One. The only thing Sunn O))) has in relation to metal is two guitars and two dudes playing the guitars. Oh and some distortion. But the notes being played by Sunn O))) do not fall within metals realms as much as John Lennon’s guitars notes did not either.

        1. Roger says:

          I agree with the general gist, but no, the notes do (they cover black metal riffs sometimes). It’s the structures that Don’t.

          1. EDS says:

            True. I meant that predominately most riffs comprising Sunn O))) songs are not rooted in metal. However, I have heard a few of their black metal and doom riffs.

  2. Buzz says:

    You should review Dark Millennium’s “Ashore the Celestial Burden” sometime.

    1. trystero says:

      Production: Its okay

      Review: Not bad, vocalist sounds like a chick. Death metal songs out of doomy heavy metal. Could have been a bit more ambitious but worth listening.

      1. Buzz says:

        Always thought they sounded a bit like a thicker, somewhat scaled down version of The Chasm’s earlier material. Similar narrative songwriting style too and usage of trad-metal melodic sensibility.

        1. trystero says:

          I like the album a lot. I think it just barely misses being great though. Still, it is really very good and I would recommend it unreservedly. I dont quite agree about the narrative songwriting style. A sort of primitive version is present in some songs and it is obviously more ambitious than verse/chorus and variations thereof but it doesnt really hit any peaks as far as songwriting is concerned. Worse complaints have been levelled at better bands though, so it doesnt lose out because of this. What they should have done is toned down the heavy metal elements a little and maybe exaggerated the dynamics a bit (be slower and quicker).

  3. Buzz says:

    Actually some more stuff I’d like to see get the review treatment. I can provide links if necessary.

    Conscious Rot – The Soil, Congenital Passivity
    Timeghoul – Demo Compilation
    Vassafor – Elegy of the Archeonaut, Obsidian Codex
    Svart Crown – Witnessing the Fall, Profane
    Morgirion – Infinite Retribution upon Paradise
    The Chasm – Farseeing the Paranormal Abysm, everything else after a while would be nice although “Conjuration…” already got a review a while back.
    Mass Psychosis – Face (Compilation), Necroporno
    Sororicide – The Entity

    1. jeff says:

      i think the point of these is to show the shit records that are being put out. I’ve come to the conclusion that if you listen to it, and it doesn’t show up on these lists; you are listening to metal approved by this site. but then again, why do we need their approval?

      1. Roger says:

        Valuable are the opinions of one who has identified the mechanism (phrasal atonal composition) behind a phenomena (death and black metal), and who is thus able to identify immitators.

        However when this turns into merely listing bands you don’t like, in unrelated genres (that are not death or black, thrash, grind, speed metal), then it becomes arbitrary and boring.

      2. Buzz says:

        It’s nice to have an alternate viewpoint or some more variety within the review segments.

        1. Roger says:

          Why? Why do you need some higher authority telling you they don’t like some album for completely arbitrary reasons??

          The sunn review consisted, essentially, of the negative judgement: “repetitive” with no attempt to explain why repetitive structure are bad (beyond the personal opinion of the author that these are simply “boring”). Plenty of transcendental music in cultures is repetitive. So your going to have to give reasons for why this particular bit of repetitive music (sunn) is bad (unless you think all repetitive music is bad, which is absurd). The only shot at this was the judgement “boring” which, as I’ve said, is completely arbitrary on its own.

          1. Roger says:

            Brett has a non-arbitrary basis on which to judge death and black metal. This is the mechanism of phrasal composition that was intelligently and admirably identified by Mr. Stevens.

            However, when judgements wander outside of the domain in which there is a non-arbitrary basis for judgement, all becomes mere sophistry.

            .. unless, we are to take it, all music has to be judged by the standard of phrasal composition. A truly incredible assumption if ever there was one.

            1. N. Emo says:

              Beethoven is objectively better than Bieber.

              Let’s not lose sight of that important truth.

              Subjective/objective is usually a bullshit distinction.

              1. Roger says:

                It is not at all a bullshit distinction. It’s one of the main issues the whole course of Western philosophy was attempting to sort out. Nietzsche, coming along at the end, topped it off by pointing out that ‘objective’ is usually the judgement of some individual, some organism, with one particular physical constitution and perspective and set of interests attempting to dress up what is in actual fact a subjective judgement in ‘platonic’ garb in order to advance this individuals interests (or ‘will to power’).

          2. trystero says:


            Sunn blah`s music IS repetitive and boring, do you disagree with this? The rest of the overanalyzed crap about whether repetitiveness is good or bad or whatever doesnt matter. Boring is absolutely not arbitrary, it is just judgmental (no probs there) and subjective (still no probs).

            Let me guess, you like them?

            1. Roger says:

              “Boring is absolutely not arbitrary, it is just judgmental (no probs there) and subjective (still no probs)”

              What a confusing line of thought. At least, I’m confused. And here I was trying to make sense in my last posts.

              Whether I like them or not is redundant. What is not redundant (unless you’re into group-think 101) is some reasons (you know – those OBJECTIVE things that aren’t SUBJECTIVE) why a drone album is bad, beyond “repetitive”. It’s fucking drone for Christ’s sake!

              1. trystero says:

                Okay then, its bad because its hipster garbage that attempts to be profound by making droning music, succeeding only in being completely empty. As a result, boring. Yeah, there is some great droning, repetitive yet transcendental music, this aint it. You liking the band/album is extremely relevant, as I dont believe you would bicker on this topic if this were not the case.

                Musing based on replies above: Phrasal composition (stitching riffs together) does not objectively make any music good, even metal. The assessment of whether the composition is a success is subjective, since it relies on the experience evoked in the listener. That doesnt mean the quality of music is subjective, but its experience invariably is.

                1. Roger says:

                  “…its bad because its hipster garbage that attempts to be profound by making droning music, succeeding only in being completely empty. As a result, boring. Yeah, there is some great droning, repetitive yet transcendental music, this aint it.”

                  You are still saying essentially this: “X is bad/boring”. (Then I ask): Why? And you give the REASON: “because it isn’t good/great/etc”. This is completely arbitrary… at least, it is if you’re in the business of trying TO GIVE ME reasons (those things that aren’t subjective, remember) why I should think it is bad.

                  For, what if I was to simply assert “well, there is some great droning, repetitive yet transcendental music, and this IS an example”? As you can see, we come to an impasse. Merely a clash of wills with no REASONS to favor one view over the other.

                  I have not traditionally come to this site to be told simply “Down with X” or “Boo to X”.

                  1. Dionysus says:

                    I think the point being driven at here is that Sunn’s use of repetition amounts to nothing of substance or beauty, unlike use of repetition by superior artists. It is repetition for the sake of itself, a drone that drones because it drones, nothing more. Repetition as a device has a tendency to drift towards dull territory, unless it is framed within a larger aesthetic ideal, or pointed towards an ultimately beautiful goal. It is my opinion, as well as I believe that of trystero and of this site in general, that the use of repetition in Sunn (repetition being their main structural device) amounts to nothing particularly profound, or meaningful, or beautiful, a fact made even more irritating by incessant attempts made by both the band and its fans to pass this music off as something transcendental.

                    If you listen to a Sunn album from top to bottom, and make an exceptional effort to really pay attention to everything that’s going on throughout its entire playing time, I think you will be left with little in the way of a coherent or beautiful statement at the end. In fact I think you will be left with nothing other than regret for a wasted hour, or at least such has been my experience.

                    1. Roger says:

                      Well, I guess I just don’t have the same intuitions as you my friend. I find it extremely steadying and meditative. Especially at higher volumes.

                      What makes Sunn O))) special is not ‘drone’ per say, it is drone through heavy overdrive and octave pedals which creates a highly physical experience. It’s nothing like Fripp/Eno, for example, who use pretty, trebbly thin loops.

                      I’ve seen them live too, which was simply amazing. Transfixing (again, not due to structure, but due to production/aesthetics – subterranean frequencies).

                      But at least you’ve sat down and listened to a whole album, Dionysus, before commenting. For that, you have my respect.

          3. Buzz says:

            Is it wrong to simply want to see what someone else might think of it out of mere curiosity? Besides, regardless of what kind of review, good or bad, it’s nice to see some more cult or bigger but oddly ignored names in there now and then.

          4. Buzz says:

            Basically, not so much a matter of a praising or condemning review but wanting to see how they might analyze the components of the music. It’s not like DLA/ writers haven’t disagreed in the past or anything (ie. compare DLA’s review of Disaffected and Vektor to the old ones).

  4. Mike says:

    you should post these at, you know, preach to a few outside the choir.

  5. eman says:


  6. DMR says:

    Do Aethereal have a contact address? I’d like to hear their demo.

  7. Jennifer T says:

    Is Brett Stevens single?
    I’d like to know.

  8. pat redux says:

    Personally, I think sunn 0)))) are super boring, but who cares: more clear is that Svart Crown are ridiculous posers, why would you even mention them here? I saw them supporting Nile last year – it’s jumpdafucup nu riffery with a whole lotta posing on top of nothing else. The only band worse than Svart Crown that evening were Ex Deo. And they were at least unintentionally funny for a few minutes.

    1. Buzz says:

      Like I said, they’re a band that got fairly well known as of late and it’d be interesting to hear what the staff might think. Given that they sound like more or less like an attempt to enhance or build upon what Immolation were trying to go for after “Unholy Cult”, I’m interested in seeing how they might fare.

  9. hiarctow says:

    Hilarious as always. Show no mercy.

  10. Kel says:

    In the words of Sister Sister – “Go Home Roger!”

    Sunn sucks

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