Tankard Belch “Syrian Nightmare”

Tankard vomited up a new track from their upcoming album of beer metal, One Foot in the Grave, that’s coming out on June 2nd on Nuclear Blast Records. “Syrian Nightmare” sounds like a lamer version of the already lame modern day Sodom to appeal to social justice warriors and Sally Struthers types. What happened to making dropping payloads of napalm on third world peasant children for crispy, cancerous death sound like trends mosh core fun for people in tight, patched up denim tuxedos and high top sneakers to mosh to? “Feed the Syrian Children” is incredibly boring. War is a natural form of entropy. Why don’t yuppies want to live a healthy, all-natural life style?

Today, we present a lyric video for the song “Syrian Nightmare”.
Check it out on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqbYApfeUeE&feature=youtu.be

Gerre states:
“This is a song with a really serious message: It’s about those catastrophic conditions in Syria where countries from all over the world try to enforce their power interests. And as always, the people suffer endlessly. That’s what makes us enormously sad, but also angry since everyone’s just watching; massacres become a daily routine. I realised this even more when I was recording the song’s vocals, so they turned out very aggressive.”

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12 thoughts on “Tankard Belch “Syrian Nightmare””

  1. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Rape the middle east & africa with a razor studded crowbar. Covered in AIDS of course.

    I found a heated/vibrating shiatsu neck massager for $2.99 today, I believe it was a SLAYER day blessing. Now I gotta find some spray sanitizer to get the goodwill herps off of it. Long night of moshing & headbanging? Plug it in & use it on the drive home.

    I also saw a work van that said “J.PRIEST HOME IMPROVEMENTS”… I really hope the J is for Judas.

    1. Angry Garden Gnome says:

      AIDS covered crowbars in africa? Redundant much? No amount of AIDS has stopped them from breeding in excess.

      1. GGALLIN1776 says:

        Why only have one row of fence/concertina wire at a prison? Why not just put one Twix bar per pack?
        Gotta double down!

        Besides if they don’t die from the AIDS, the razor studded crowbar sodomy induced internal bleeding will kill them (in the ebola fields).

  2. I never recovered from Angra's split says:

    I would agree if you had no problem with raping the US like that too… why do you think you are so special there ? If war is natural, then it’s natural anywhere.

    1. Sadistic Force says:

      What were you expecting? America is born from ethnic cleansing,they even threw
      nuclear bombs on already capitulated Japan with no chance of winning.

      1. I never recovered from Angra's split says:

        I wasn’t expecting much, but I still felt the need to make a point because, well, truth matters.

    2. GGALLIN1776 says:


      The segment comprised of European descent is special, the rest need to go.

  3. Gardens of Grief Gnome says:


  4. Bob says:

    I like how the big guy tucked his gut into his shorts.

  5. Rainer Weikusat says:

    Tankard play beer metal! Pope is a catholic! More sensations to come!


    1. Rainer Weikusat says:

      Some context for people unaware of contemporary German history: »Chemical Invasion« is a protest song (Jawoll!) composed as reaction to the offical abolishment of the German beer purity law.

      1. canadaspaceman says:

        “abolishment of the German beer purity law” ??
        but that beer purity law is what Pilsner is what beer in western Canada was based upon !
        who knows now…

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