While it is not a surprise that the Metal Archives forum readers would vote for some terrible albums in their yearly list. It is however shocking that these albums were all well received instead of being left in the bin where they belong.
Swallow the Sun – When A Shadow Is Forced into the Light
Opeth set the standard for this style with the soft verses leading into the agressive choruses with a plodding break in the middle that eventually leads into the first idea for the cycle to repeat again. A soft baritone voice over a set of synths, violins and similar instruments give this music a semblance of sophistication while looking beyond the aesthetics reveals chord progressions taken straight from 80s pop music. The heavier parts consist of the chord progressions but played by thick distortion guitars and one of the worst attempts at a shriek in the history of metal. Each melody is repeated ad nauseum to artificially extend the songs duration.
Cult of Luna – A Dawn to Fear
One attempt at a riff during the whole album that almost paid off as it was the only sign of musicality to be found. Droning arpeggios, industrial sound effects, bouncy Rock drums and static synth lines that attempt to build a soundscape. All of the melodic language is derived from Indie Rock and were it not for the vocals and the held power chords, this would have been marketed towards an indie crowd less gullible than the Hipster metal one and would have been ridiculed. Static songs that show some form of life towards the end as they finally wake up towards a predictable climax. This is the soundtrack to waiting for public transport in a busy city on a thursday night coming late from work, empty and tiresome.
Cattle Decapitation – Death Atlas
This band used to play the lottery by forcing a large number of styles together in simple songs that for the most part followed basic Death/Grind arrangements. Through the laws of statistics, the band were able at times to show very short bursts of good songwriting at the micro level like later Death. Over the years, the vocalist has discovered a way to emulate sung vocals without actually singing that consists of a head voice croak that can be vulgarly modulated in pitch. The band have used this to increase the number of alternative Rock passages in their music with every song containing a hilariously bad chorus that forces the listener to laugh. Any Death/Grind influence has been replaced with Post Black metal. The songs follow a pattern of percussive riff leading to hipster arpeggios that culminate with these choruses. Great for an occasional laugh but not much else.
Elson Complex – Caletonia
Functioning within a framework of simple two note arpeggios that slowly progress to various points of interest while using the acoustic guitar’s ability to vary the dynamics of each note. Some tremolo is used here to add depth to some of the passages (classical guitar technique that consists of playing multiple strings while simultaneously playing a melody on a different string). The song develops its summits after each iteration which are the loudest parts of the song. After the penultimate summit reveals itself, the song slowly begins to slowly decrescendo while simplifying each idea until naturally decaying. Though it is a shame that the arab/spanish melodies often fall into typical pop melodies diminishing the overall impact. A well composed song that straddles the line between authenticity and amateurism. We hope to see more developed compositions from Elson Complex.
Tags: a dawn to fear, caletonia, cattle decapitation, Cult of Luna, death atlas, elson complex, when a shadow is forced into the light
MetalArchives trannies need to suck on my 10 inch anaconda.
If I swallow cum am I still a vegan???
not only is eating cum not vegan, it is in fact cannibalism
Then kissing and swallowing someone else’s saliva is also cannibalism.
Does the saliva also consist of at least trace amounts of semen?
yeah there is basically no difference between semen and saliva
this site’s reader base is reddit-tier atupid
updoot if you you have a high enough iq to appreciate rick and morty
Plants are living beings too, so it’s not vegan to eat them either
also true. the only real vegans are the breathairians.
I’m skeptical about breathairians also, I mean the air is filled with all kinds of *living* bacteria and whatnot…
lifes all connected
Its nothing but a big circlejerk.
another good point. the only truly ethical choice is to just straight up kill yourself.
You’re kidding, right? lol Plants are stimuli who react to sunlight. Plants don’t have a conscience.
Plant Lives Matter, you locomotive shitlord.
Both are body fluids. Only someone who’s never sprayed their hot semen into a woman would equate that kind of stuff to eating human flesh.
Only sweet and tender tranny buttholes are worthy of being infested by potent and diseased black wriggling seed.
I like the movie Detroit Rock City.
About COL, I’m guessing you’re referring to passages where the chord roots change in “Lights on the Hill 06:15”.
I think “A Dawn to Fear” is use some good characteristics of metal into introspective style rock music, which is the minimalist and wandering type. Is near “Hvis Lyset Tar Oss/Filosofem” and Summoning, some kind of the spiritual transcendence from nothingness and suffering, but without the feeling about “bellicosity and conquest”.
Not metal, faggy a little bit, but it was one of the few albums that attracted me in these years, better than most “(totally fking crap)metal” albums. Personally, I will advice try to enjoy it secretly. (hush)
Battle is necessary, but that’s to get and protect the homeness. Transcendence of the inner self without flesh-level(external connection) still can be the growth and experience for the soul sometime.
Can dislike it as a hessian, but I think I still need self-sacrificing to make a statement about this album justly.