Temora – Demo 2025 (2025)

There comes to us a release showing us that the old art is not dead. A group of friends gets together in a rehearsal room to put together intricate riffs that carry a narrative. They test the rhythms back to back, a structure emerges that sustains and modulates energy. There is articulation in its diction, as there should be in writing or in speaking. Well-made music grows as a living vine, with heaves and breathing rhythms, that even in the midst of the putrefaction and desolation they are meant to evoke, produce psychic and infectious life, the destiny of which is to lodge itself into your brain. That parasite, which can indeed grow monstrous and insidious, is what the long-time death metal listener knows as pure enjoyment of this music of death.

Temora surprises us with the high fidelity of this recording to the roots of fully formed death metal. A death metal that does not need to play at being something else. An art form that does not need to play pretend games with politics or dysfunctional expressions for the sake of appearing novel or avant-garde.

Let us be crystal clear about Temora’s 2025 demo. The first two tracks form the beginnings of a pure and potent product of death metal of the highest caliber. The third track is also deserving of praise, highly enjoyable, but belongs to an entirely different school of death metal that allows for bluesy syncretism that jars and grates against the aesthetic sensibility, not just the discerning intellect. The fourth track is thrown in to round off the mandated stability of the number four. It is a well-made, somewhat unsure track that straddles the line between a brand of Scandinavian-influenced North American death metal and the strictly Swedish influences predominant in the first two tracks of this same demo.

What is missing in the first two tracks is the ability to take the music to term, to maturation, a sacred grail and one of the paradoxes that allows this genre to remain alive. There is never a perfect or clear-cut way to conclude a death metal track in this fully developed, inherently (and perhaps the only truly) progressive genre. These first two tracks correspondingly feel too short. This feeling of shortness has to do with the momentum generated before the abrupt suspension of the music. The complete work has to be able to take this energy somewhere. In emblematic death metal releases of the past, this is simply done by elongating the tracks up to the five or six-minute mark. How to do this without ruining the track, without destroying its cohesion, is an art in itself and the challenge ahead for Temora.

It matters that the third track here belongs to a different branch because the more you try to be two things at the same time, the less you are either of them. Amalgamation is only triumphant when it succeeds in fusing two influences to the point where neither of them is recognizable in a creation that is entirely new. The more, then, one delves into that definite chosen form, the more that chosen form grows in the permutations and power of expression endemic to its own ground. From that ground comes what we would term the good.

We would be remiss not to point everyone involved in the direction of Repulsion’s Horrified for a studied foundation, At the Gates’ Gardens of Grief for a detailed look at the power of creative possibilities within the tight container of death metal proper. You cannot go wrong here, and what speaks to the listener as well as the musician comes from a cohesion of intellect, gut, and whole body excitation.

We take note of the high musical quality of what Temora does, even in these last two tracks, which lack the sought-after cohesion and pointedness of intent. There are riffs and sequences that carry the tune, that instill rhythmic life into the listener. We nevertheless exhort these young musicians to look up to their highest possible realization, now that they have come this far. To this reviewer’s ancient ears, this is the most promising release of the year, insofar as it presages the possibility of growth and refinement where the roots of the art were cut short in the past by misplaced interest in so-called musicianship by falling into the jazz and blues trap, or selling out to arena/stadium music sensibilities.

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84 thoughts on “Temora – Demo 2025 (2025)

  1. Man_Lover88 says:

    There is only one true metal. There is only one Manowar. Hails to my true metal brothers.

    1. Accidental Autistic Profundity (Verified by Time Travelers From The Future) says:

      Manowar is better than all but a few death metal and black metal bands.

      Colon noise is better than all DSBM.

      Queensryche is better than all technical/progressive death metal.

      Bathory finished songs, but not concepts, which is why we listen to them less.

      Celtic Frost finished songs and concepts but was caught between being art rock and being a Swiss Motley Crue.

      But, “Cold Lake” was really not a bad album, just a terrible aesthetic.

      Christianity is like all other third-world religions. Me first because God said so. Judaism is a farce made of Zoroastrian, Babylonian, and Egyptian ideas.

      Everything now is a degraded version of what came before which was better.

      That includes music, which peaked in 1996, and since that time has sucked across the board. Rap took over. Rock, pop, jazz, funk, blues, ska, and synth just died out slowly.

      1. 666 says:

        There’s plenty of great music coming out these days.

        Ill throw on some old fucking Aerosmith before diddling around with Celtic frost past their prime.

        I can be a pretty cynical fuck but anyone painting over religious belief systems with broad strokes of any sort in the face of glaring esoteric potential must just be bored.

        1. Accidental Autistic Profundity (Verified by Time Travelers From The Future) says:

          If we redefine “great” to mean “mediocre,” that sure is true pardner!

          1. 666 says:

            p sure ur just a puss

          2. Freya Helvig says:

            The best way to describe and curate that conglomerate-pretentious mess of a post is to watch the forgotten cult classic “Possession” 1981. It’s better than In the mouth of Madness, The Omen and The Exorcist combined.

        2. AntiLife says:

          When broad Religious belief systems fail to justify the self, the unsatisfied self-justifier seeks new justifications in what he calls Esotericism, which has no restrictions, no authorities, no crowd consensus. The search continues. Sanity drifts away.

          1. The Self is the Buddha on the path.

            1. Freya Helvig says:

              The enlightenment is that there is no enlightenment.

              1. It’s all just individualism.

                I’m supposed to pimp our radio shows here:

                https://www.corrupt.org/boards/index.php/topic,240.0.html

                1. AIDS INFUSED PORK PELLETS says:

                  You are humble in downplaying your talking appearances but they really are top notch compared to every single other metal podcast or youtube show out there:

                  Dead By Dawg: Hells Headbangers co-owner JDawg entices engagement in the form of paid questions with “outrageous humor” that was played out 15 years ago on 4chan. He has taken steroids for a very long time and has a rambling delivery where he rushes from one topic to another never completing a thought. This is because he is “amped up” 24/7 on roids, always “ready to go” but never goes anywhere, but he could look convincing as a background extra in an 80s Conan ripoff which is all that matters. But, HHR is a great distro and competent label, excelling at reissues because new shit is gay.

                  Rauta: A Finnish drunken retard that rambles borderline incoherently about new albums and he gives pretty basic interviews that have a kiss ass glaze over them. There’s no real direction or goal to anything he does, he interviewed the pedo from Inquisition and didn’t make fun of him so, ehh. Listening to air packs more intellectual stimulation.

                  JOABA and Witching Hour: These are almost the same show, two Texas metal veterans play music and chat with the same 30 people for a few years now, sometimes giving interviews with dudes from Anal Cunt and other bands, lots of Texas bands and backstory. I believe there was a solid Necrovore interview on one of them some years back. Lots of running inside jokes and all that, this is enjoyable for music in the background but everyone seems kind of braindead, slovenly and lazy, which is how a lot of scenesters end up. Do not try to go an inch deep into any topic as it will be met with “uuuh” and a distant face longing for a cheeseburger. Still this is more true and real than any larger show with thousands of viewers and sponsers, those are pure AIDS!

                  Radio Free Innsmouth: A very modern take where a guy obsessed with J/K pop chicks talks about old bands or albums intercut with zoomer style youtube humor. It’s alright as he attempts to actually discuss the nuts and bolts of the music and even describe some feelings from it but it stops short after that. He also likes really awful shit that sucks, and is convinced he is “the only one” with some, up his own ass like most people. Really not bad if you want a refresher on some albums and bands that exist from the past and self stylized in an entertaining way that gets better with each episode.

                  Metal Enema: Jeff AD’s radio show he’s been doing for years in form of a podcast, mainly a playlist usually themed but a lot of current stuff. I haven’t listened to it in years but I remember this being fairly solid.

                  Based Hooligan: Very new shows covering discographies of black metal bands, some fall under the “NS” category but that isn’t the main goal of the show. It is not terrible, I find when the conversation drifts to their general disdain for the modern world and the hell of dealing with normies, the end of underground culture in the rise of the social media age that it’s better than the metal talk and very relatable. This one could be scoffed at after first glance but you do realize there aren’t many people against the modern world speaking out and damn near everyone is hammering themselves into a new mold.

                  Death Metal Podcast: The guy from Necroharmonic Records will sit online for 3-6 hours playing every obscure band from the death and goregrind genres. He seems incredibly stoned, drunk or slow and on the verge of falling asleep. This is the probably the most to the bone and real metal show out there with die hard completionism at the peril of mental and physical health. In fact if you wanted a music playlist based show go here first. I never watch the fucking thing but that’s my review.

                  There’s of course more but I dont know about them, I know the guy from Nuclear War Now also has a show and it almost killed me with boredom.

                  1. I enjoy the commentary most on Metal Enema. It’s downright hilarious. The Based Hooligan sounds like fun even if associated with… soccer… which I know many people enjoy but puts me to sleep. Thanks for the write-up of these shows and the kind words. I have not ventured out to most metal media since very little of the new stuff seems worth keeping around.

                  2. Non Spergium says:

                    Bunsen Burner Reviews, Radical Research and Terminus are all worth checking out too

                    1. It would be nice to find reviews that did not praise the trivial as if it was on par with the founders of the genre.

  2. Cynical says:

    This one has been getting a lot of hype from critics I read lately.

    I really think track 3 shows the most promise, despite having the slower “riding” rhythm sections that cruise along too easily. It’s the track where they figure out exactly how to use percussion to compliment the riffs, and the Finnish-style melodies seem to come more naturally for this band than the Autopsy/God Macabre style semi-Swedish churn.

    I feel like the tracks likely appear in the order they were written, and that track 4 most represents the direction these guys want to go.

    1. Slipknot Fan says:

      Track 4 is just less technical Slipknot worship. Which is great, because Slipknot are great, but none of you will ever admit that.

      1. 666 says:

        Always interesting to find a girl on this site.

        1. curio says:

          I bet the Slipknot girl is overweight and has greasy pimples on and weird bacterial infections in its poontang.

      2. Hessian Murderer of Black Death says:

        I would admit that Slipknot were great if I thought so, but I don’t.
        You, however, will not admit that I straight up, in actuality, truly in the world don’t like Slipknot

  3. 666 says:

    Needs more ledney cum

  4. Freya Helvig says:

    The new Darkthrone is coming soon “Pre-Historic Metal” with a music video – dumbest sounding name and sound yet (not far from “Mastodon”), they lost what’s left of their brain cells.

    Don’t tell me there are redeeming qualities left, because after “Total Death” (apt name) it was totally over.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qW8fPEVCY

    1. Accidental Autistic Profundity (Verified by Time Travelers From The Future) says:

      Original title: Let’s Pay Off The Mortgage Finally

    2. Elephant in the room says:

      But the big question is: Is Ledney cum compatible with mastodons? Will little big hung Ledney hybrids terrorize the safari and cum black on black villagers?

    3. Demoniac says:

      Did someone say Masturdon?

      1. Freya Helvig says:

        My take on homosexuality and sexual deviation is if it quacks like a duck, chances are it’s a duck. What I mean by that is that I always do the opposite of conventional wisdom, namely judge a book by its cover all the way. I found out that in music albums, if I don’t jive with the cover artwork, the music will not jive with me.

        Now, what the hell I’m saying is, I’m not going to outlaw this practice. I’m not a fucking Muslim and I don’t care what people do with their bodies if they don’t hurt others, but I’m not saying it’s natural either. You’re just going to have to admit you’re either a) genetically broken or b) something happened to you. Or both.

        Even in supposedly “attractive” women like Jodie Foster, a full blown dyke, I’m noticing something is off about her face, she’s actually deceptively beautiful and ultimately pretty ugly with that massive jawline and small beady eyes of hers, and on top of that her wife looks like a dude. So this is some serious hypocritical low IQ shit going on here.

        1. Freya Helvig says:

          My breakdown on Burzum since you’re practically begging for it since Varg is from my country, and was larping as count dracula with his tranny babyface.

          I think that NSBM is a bad idea, but I’m OK with it if it’s done tastefully (Celtic Winter is the only album I care about from that genre). If you’re using white power as proper satanic shock factor tool, then I can see it working (see Satanic Warmaster, sadly only great in moments, and ultimately poor man’s Infamous).

          I’m going to rate every Burzum mainline Burzum album in its proper order:

          Selftitled/aske: 6.5/10 – bedroom greatness, note that I emphasize “bedroom”

          Det som engang var: “what once was” what a fucking emo title. I would give it a 7 because they stepped up the production here, but it’s getting 6.5 because the title borders on DSBM (more in a second on the third)

          Hvis lyset tar oss: I admit “if the light takes us” is a more subtle take. I definitely would rate this a 9 on an objective level, but the problem is, this DSBM seriously. I can’t listen to this crybaby shit, I feel like I’m listening to Xasthur. PASS PASS PASS!

          Filosofemboy: Okay, this album I can casually spin in the background when I’m doing echo runs in Last Epoch or mapping in Poe. I think it’s the only metal album I can be down with by the project. Solid 8, but too much drag on its length. Pass me Evilfeast for that instead.

          The ambient albums: they’re pretty good, probably the least annoying thing they put out. 7/10

          What do I think of Burzum? I don’t, give me fucking Morbid Angel instead.

          1. Black metal is far beyond “white nationalism.” Sure, it’s monoethnicist, but it’s also Darwinist and monist, so nothing the Art Student could conceptualize.

          2. The real challenge with black metal is that it would most likely approve the extermination of whole racial, ethnic, and social class groups.

            But then again, if they wipe out the poor, Spanish, and Eurasians, who will really care?

            1. Freya Helvig says:

              Europe is fucked, and mixed on all levels, it’s pointless to trash its “lesser” parts at this point.

              The only thing that matters, is that *I* made it – God told me as in true Forrest Gump fashion the following quote:

              “GUUUUMP, what’s your sole purpose in this army? To do whatever you tell me drill sargeant. Goddamnit Gump, you’re a godamn genius. That’s the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard. You most have a godamn IQ of 160”.

              Just between you and me I’m aiming for 170, but don’t tell anyone ok?

              1. I don’t agree. Huge parts of Europe are not yet fucked. To demand they get mixed in with the rest is to do the work of Europe’s enemies.

                1. Freya Helvig says:

                  Western Europe is the laughing stock of the world right now, it’s practically the New Mecca.

                  Mr. Arab man and African-fortune seeker now owns the west, so keep ignoring the obvious and continue to focus on the Irish and whatever you deem inferior, because your pea-brain cannot compute with reality.

                2. Freya Helvig says:

                  I’m going to ignore the pluralities, and I’m going to tell you this, since I’m of God-like status right now as my name implies I need to you calm the fuck down and rest assured, that the future of the nordic race lies with me.

                  My children will be beautiful, but not as beautiful as I.

                  You need to realize once you stepped into the 170 IQ realm, things never going to to be same.

                  Yes Europe is fucked, but that means the room is made open for heroes.

  5. Ayatollah Kuntmeni says:

    Unfortunately the mastering is overly-compressed shit.

  6. Burger the Zebra Anus says:

    Why bother with old-school larping like this when bands like Anacrusis still haven’t been reviewed and added to the best of?

  7. Chinese water torture says:

    Brett, you were stuck in eternity with one single cell mate, who would you pick:

    a) Leatherface
    b) Nick Fuentes
    c) The most famous president of Ireland

    1. Assuming no Irish ancestry to him, Leatherface by a mile. Fuentes is not just Irish but Italian (as well as Mexican and rumor has it possibly part French) and any president of Ireland will not only be Irish but king of the morons. One of them was even partially Spanish, which is as bad as being Italian, almost.

      1. Chinese water torture says:

        Give us the info where and how we can deport Nicky

      2. Freya Helvig says:

        I didn’t know who Nick Fuentes was until I looked it up, and immediately I was thinking “where the fuck do you find these critters”? Are you a shit-sniffling detective specialized in finding the worst, most deformed and abominable in the void of modernity?

        But here’s the good news, usually the extremely sick don’t make it very far. There is a natural sense of sanity, common sense and preservation left even in your avarage 95-105 IQ every day sheepish moron.

        1. There are functional people in the under 115 range, then a bunch of neurotics, then you get clarity with the 130s. Sad but true.

          1. Freya Helvig says:

            Italians… I have the good, bad and the ugly to show on them:

            The Good: talented artists, movie makers and good food and alcohol. Maybe even the best.

            The Bad: Hot-heated and with criminal inclinations.

            The Ugly: Get ready for this one, they practically spawned Christianity and Islam, the two prime abominations of the modern world. They took the ideas from the scattered Jews and slapped their own on top and it exploded across the world, then they further messed around in the middle-east and Islam was shortly born thereafter, which is, let’s face it, a deformed copy of Catholicism. Both are manipulative and money-making businesses utilizing fear to control, because the Roman spirit is all about domination. I want to make clear however I got nothing against Orthodox Judaism, it’s a system only for Jews, and it doesn’t try to include pagans with a “believe or burn” mentality, and I respect that. So as long as they keep to themselves, I don’t fucking care.

            As for the Irish, I don’t know/care enough about them, never met one, and I think that’s your territory. You’re the Irish-specialist. I have however been to Italy where I had this mindblowing seafood pasta dish, but I haven’t been to Britain because I just don’t care about that part of the world. I mean, they drive on left side of the road for fucks sake.

            1. Italy smells like a turd. Every corner in Ireland has a cop writing up some crime they will never investigate. In England, you go to the fringes of the cities and people bring you beer, tobacco, and delicious fried foods. It does not compare. England is civilization, Italy is a toilet and Ireland is a favela with more pretense and stupid leprechaun dances.

              1. Freya Helvig says:

                I went in Italy only to the famous/premium parts, because I know that every country has shittier parts. I don’t like heat so I went there during winter, which can change the perception of smell.

                I’m told that a good chunk of England is filled with Muslims, Burberry wearing Chavs and general urban suffocation and decay (think of places like Birmingham). The movies “Snatch” and “Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” certainly facilitated that picture. When I think of Scotland, I’m immediately reminded of the movie Trainspotting: a drug-infested hellhole.

                Best country I was in for a visit was similar to my own: Switzerland. Best landscapes, and rich lifestyles.

                1. David Vincent bondage sex says:

                  I recently bought The Name of the Rose by Italian author Umberto Eco. I hear it’s good, a murder mystery set in an Italian monastery.

  8. Demoniac says:

    Impressive number of comments for a beer review

    1. Naw, it’s tempura, that stuff where you dip vegetables in batter and deep fry the fuckers so they don’t taste like vegetables. Total health food.

  9. Patrick Pearse says:

    Controversial take here: Irish have exactly the same spiritual journey that we do, except they do not express it in words like we do…..

    1. Cormac, Baron of Blackstool says:

      I’m pretty sure the closest they ever get to a spiritual journey is time spent in an Irish space shuttle, which is probably more commonly referred to as a “porta-potty” among the office creatures out there.

      1. Freya Helvig says:

        I wouldn’t say the earth is perfectly flat, because we have to factor in mountains, hills and other undiscovered shit. There’s a crystal dome above that NASA (definition: to deceive) tried to blow up, but couldn’t because I suppose humans are not supposed to interface with the 4th dimensions/7the heavens, since it would drive us insane.

        Babylon was brave enough to try, turns out, they became the half-animals you see in Hindu “mythology”, and then everyone started speaking something else besides Hebrew.

        1. AIDS is destiny says:

          Reminds me of some youtube vids “most impossible places to reach on earth” which a search reveals hundreds of horrible AI knockoffs, but see the POV channel made by a real person that actually travels and climbs stuff. There are thousands of miles of cryptic places on this planet you cannot go to, no one knows what goes on there and would take a world War style supply chain to explore. There’s even spots like this in the USA, we think we have mastered this world but it is just an illusion, see local small town crime in your area for example. But what I’m getting at is the space is out there for the kingdom of metal to arise, fearsome strongholds of impassable terrain, mountains of death tundras of fear surely someone can figure out some scheme like hauling trash to another state collect money and set up there, shit just rip the taxpayers off woth some sob program, no reason this can’t happen.

    2. They are talking yeast, in other words.

  10. Nice legs bitch on nbc Savannah sellers when do they open? says:

    I am Iceland Hawaiian incelus prime

    Hahaha

    Brett baby can black Hawaiian rap metal shemales not suck or is it not possible for it to happen

    I like my art white guys just make REAL METAL I TRY BUT CAN A WOMAN MULATTO FOR EXAMPLE MAKE COOL ART IF COLOR CAN PRODUCE NON LEFTIST HILLARY CLINTON BULLSHIT REAL METAL NOT ANTI WHITE SHIT LIKE AOC OR KAMALA?

    OR IS LEFTNAGGER MONKEY SHIT ALL ME BLACKS EVEN NON WHITES CAN DO?

    HOW TO CREATE A BAND THAT DOES NOT SUCK

    NO DIVERSITY
    NO MONKEY SHIT
    NO LEFT SHIT
    NO ALPHA RAGE SHIT
    CAREFULLY
    THOUGHT OUT
    NON ASS KISSING
    CARS ARE TO BE QUIET NOT DRIVEN BY ASSHOLES Lunatics REAL NGGAZ HOODS TUPAC SHITKUR TYPES NO PAPA ROACH NECRO FAHYMIEGGOTRY EVER ECT
    SPICS RAP KORN ECT ARE ANNOYING TO MY CHARACTERS OK?
    TELLS TRUTH
    FUCK JEWS ALWAYS INTERFERE WITH OTHER RACES PROBLEMS FUCK OFF
    Blasphemous ANTI FEMINIST SHIT LIKE I WANNA SKULLFUCK PUSSYFUCK WOMEN ON NBC ALL TV ON DEICIDE Altar FUCK BEING NICE HAHA

    SOUNDS GOOD HUH THE Bands PREMIER STATEMENTS?

    Is race mixing that bad?

    So says

    The terrible tanystrophues gods
    Tylosaurus prime raprockzilla
    Super villain metal
    Thalassomedon termite police

    Is a spic Filipinos a mutation huh?

    1. In my take, culture is genetic, so we make the music that we are wired to make. Race-mixing, ethnic-mixing, and caste-mixing all roll the dice, because each trait recombines and those traits are little pieces of abilities, so you have no idea what will come out. Surely the mixed-race guitarist in Entombed did not have many problems, but one might notice the paucity of quality metal from Ireland, Poland, and Italy. Weirdly enough, Poland produced Graveland, but that was from a half-Italian creator! Maybe that outbreeding filled in missing traits — normal in racially-mixed populations like the half-Asian Slavs or half-Arab Italians or Irish — like spackle. Then again, this does not explain why Pantera and Cannibal Corpse suck so much wet horse diarrhea anus.

      1. dolphincock says:

        It took a black man to elevate Irish music while also making a vital contribution to the development of heavy metal, though I strongly doubt these facts having anything to do with dubious theorizing about race and culture.

        1. You’re projecting relevance to something irrelevant there, mostly to protect your own pretenses. The most dubious theory is that human individuals are more important than reality.

          1. dolphincock says:

            You’ve decentered the subject and almost bent the horseshoe into a circle.

        2. Doug says:

          Thunder and Lightning was a hard rock shocker I’ll give you that (one way you knew an album was really good was when your friend said “hey man, can I borrow that?” to which you reluctantly complied only to find out he “lost” it, because of course he did!), but that was in 1983 so it appears they were more influenced by metal than the other way around. Whatever the case, they were always pretty spotty and I have no doubt that they never could’ve topped T&L, so at least they ended on a high note which is rare and honorable even if not intentional.

          1. Noonecarresaboutthinlizzy says:

            Irony nor not, I beg to differ. For one, TL was such an obvious influence on Maiden, for example, that it hardly seems worth mentioning. Second, I can’t think of anything contemporary with T&L that resembles it, besides some of the more prog/AOR oriented bands of the time such as Praying Mantis. Third, to me the band sounds tired on T&L. While a definite improvement over the previous two albums, T&L had released thirteen albums in about fifteen years by then, and it was still more a whimper than a bang. You’re welcome.

            1. Doug says:

              I was being friendly yet honest and got snark-bitten anyway. They were probably a step up from REO Speedwagon but not repeat-listenable enough to influence anything substantial. If the amateurish song Jailbreak is considered a high point then I remain skeptical but will gladly hear any examples of this purported proto metal.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                Emerald. Not really proto-metal since Sabbath were already dropping bangers, and they were far heavier than Thin Lizzy, but Emerald is still a very heavy metal track, and that Jailbreak album is actually great!

              2. Noonecarresaboutthinlizzy says:

                Respectful disagreement

        3. Mastodon Guy says:

          Are you referring to Thin Lizzy with Phil Lynott? Great band!

          1. This band got worshiped for being diverse, but really is pretty blockheaded in my view. Then again, most hard rock bores me, and stuff like Venom does not stand the test of repeat listening.

            1. Mastodon Guy says:

              But Emerald, Brett! Emerald!

              Their discography is hit or miss, but I remember enjoying Jailbreak and Fighting. Cold Sweat is a great song too. Plus Phil Lynott and Gary Moore seem like pretty cool guys. They were good friends with Lemmy too.

  11. Nbc women are stupid cunts and mulatto females need to be made in cum dumpster sluts lie Laura Jarrett morgan Bradford soledad obrien Jessica alba mickey gyton Rachel true zuleikha robinson fuck em all in the ass... says:

    I fucking hate

    Latino men
    Jewish men
    Italian men
    Irish men and women
    Wiggers
    Ghetto blacks
    Fags
    Liberals
    Shemales
    ALL FUCKING BITCH ASS RAPPERS

    Can someone TELL ME SOME GOOD JOKES NOW?

    How can trump ship these fuckers away ok?

    Is ever races cunt slit differently or is that bulshit?

    Fuck limp biz kits comeback too I just want all rap metal bands dead…

    1. There needs to be mass remigration, and it starts with the nu-metal bands!

      1. Freya Helvig says:

        Ah the “Hawaiian bitches” bot/sock puppet! Expect it here to stay like herpes, and definitely worth responding to for the health of your brain cells… but meanwhile new Desecresy soon:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvABnZV-3R8

  12. Carl Spackler says:

    Lots of “good,” no “good enough to listen to twice (OUCH!) in my YehsuaTube feed today.

  13. Fuck other dudes ok? says:

    Mixed Jewaiian Mayim bialik reject wanted for housing

    Must look like Mayim bialik
    Must love sleeping bottomless
    Must love being cummed inside in
    Can’t get knocked up at first but eventually ok
    Must not have offspring or like that band or Korn awful
    Must have job
    Must have no love for rap/rock bands or rappers ECT….
    Be 40 or thirty yrs old
    No fairy homo crap

    I live behind O’Reilly’s where the crazy woman with the beard screams her head off

    In Sacramento del Paso figure it out….

    You pay only 900

    No curfew

    No rules but be nice about loud music

    No guest at night

    Guest must arrive and be gone soon in morning or noon no late guests ok?

  14. curio says:

    I heard Brett Steven’s favorite diversity / dysfunctional city of Houston is one of the epicenters of spring breakers this year and STDs are rampant. Long live AIDS. Long live herpes and black anus.

    1. Long live AIDS.

      Time to throw on some Death, since #ChuckSchuldinerDiedOfAIDS.

      1. curio says:

        Only early Death is real.

        1. The only one I have listened to over the past twenty years has been the first. It is unpretentious, straightforward heavy metal run through a grindcore filter. But I rarely have an urge to listen to it since it sounds like Repulsion covering Necromonicon covering KISS, and other death metal (Morbid Angel, Sepultura, Massacra) from the period is more articulated while other proto-underground-metal (Master, Bathory, Hellhammer, Sodom, Slayer) has more spirit and soul.

      2. Mastodon Guy says:

        I think the drummer from Cynic died from AIDS too. Quite sure Chuck and the dudes from Cynic were sharing AIDS back in the 1990s.

        1. It’s kind of amazing that medical science has finally basically banished this disease. We are safe for sodomy again! Maybe medical science can banish Opeth, Pantera, Cannibal Corpse, Ulver, Cradle of Filth, Deafheaven, and all the other poseur bands.

          1. Mastodon Guy says:

            That would be fantastic! We’re looking to return to the Moon in 2027-28. Maybe we can put those bands on a rocket destined for the Sun. Will they make it? Who knows? Who really cares?

          2. Hessian Murderer of Black Death says:

            If by sodomy you mean fucking in the butt, then that is not the cause for aids; having sex with lots of people is how aids spreads

            1. Mastodon Guy says:

              That’s how it spreads, but the cause is from butt fucking and needle sharing.

  15. The Holes Have Guys says:

    Now an even more impressive number of comments for a beer review. Tourette’s Guy in fine form, Mastodon Guy making a welcome comeback, and even Doug. DMU’s salad days are back with a bang, bitches.

    1. Mastodon Guy says:

      Tossed salad days?

    2. Doug says:

      I remember at least one comment section blowing past 1000 in the DLA like sixty years ago, not sure what the deal is now. Do people just read the articles but never comment? Is this site even on the internet or are we still on Compuserve? The internet or world wide web or whatever is getting pretty popular from my understanding so I would advise the sysops to look into it! I’ve got the 800 number around here somewhere.

      1. Less interaction across the board. People are spending more time on social media and sitting out the comments. Also: very little actual death metal going on out there, so much of the audience have fled or died of cirrhosis.

  16. Nog says:

    Hey Brett, I have a question for you. It the following Captain Beefheart track had growled vocals and heavier-sounding guitars, would it not be akin to death metal? It unfolds progressively and is based on riffs.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cO31kcwnvIU

  17. Alissa white supremacy cunt gluz a dirty cunt Jew told me to fuck off so I shoved a chainsaw in her pussy mouth and asshole hooray hahaha says:

    Sauropod Cisbots vs
    Tranny Khaanraprockzillas

    Fuck Alissa white gluz

    It’s official

    I hate most white people

    Alissa white gluz is a ugly stupid Jew cunt I hate her I wanna stuff with my crusty black cock in her snatch till she dies dumb ass bitch…

    Permission to rape low quality whites Brett?

    So says

    The Tanystrophues terror gods
    Tylosaurus prime raprockzilla
    Super villain metal
    Thalassomedon termite police

    Please rape emo metal CORE rapcore kornish Slipknot crap ok?

    FUCK SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL TOO FAGGIT FAGS DIE

    FUCK NECRO FUCK ICP

    Will you wasps give low quality white pussy to us blacks to rape please?

    We would badly appreciate it man hahahaha!!!

    Imprecation is Jehovah metal

    Grave is demigod Voltron metal

    Korn and arch enemy is loser bum metal

    Can I rape the bitches in the third scene please haha!

    U hate blacks let us do as we will with the Jews huh?

    Why not send the garbage of your people to us to rape FUCK hard!!!

    And kill And skull FUCK as we please Brett huh?

    1. We must fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu everyday!

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