The creators of the hilarious “Kim Kelly’s hand” Facebook fan page saved and emailed Death Metal Underground the unused pictures submitted to the page and the comedic captions on those already there. The page was accused by the Parents Music Resource Center of Facebook of being bullying despite Kim Kelly being an infamous public figure as a serially lying fake journalist. Since it made the crustfund communist cry, Death Metal Underground has of course decided to host the captioned pictures too funny for Facebook’s socialist worker’s paradise:
So freaky! Arnold Schwarzenegger, please battle this Total Recall mutant and make Planet Mars safe!
Look at this thing dangling under the table… we must vanquish this Lovecraftian horror back to R’lyeh where it belongs!
Master Splinter hoped that one day the fifth ninja turtle would return for much needed guidance, but he knew deep down the day would never come :(
It appears our appreciation has been misinterpreted as nerd virgin rage bellowing from beneath our mothers basements. Let it be known that the claw has touched each and everyone of us in a special way. While we all can’t collect a disability pension AND glumly interview Kerry King like we’re the illegitimate offspring of Chris Farley, for those about to claw, WE SALUTE YOU!!!
DISGUSTENG You look like Helen Hunt if she ate as much pussy as the Chinese.
Tags: censorship, crustfundies, derkéta, facebook, Kim Kelly