Loyal Death Metal Underground readers have created a Facebook fan page (like it before that autist totalitarian Mark Cuckerberg zaps it) for serial liar, fake Vice Noisey journalist, ogre, and alleged groupie Kim Kelly‘s deformed E.T. / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hand.
Such is Kelly’s deformity that in the Roman Empire, she would’ve been exposed to the elements at birth for not having total body integrity in imitation of the Romans’ creator who made the world for them to conquer. Kelly continually hides her deformed attribute (besides her mutilated face that would surely be cut off and shrunk for use as a carnival attraction in the 19th century the moment she opened her mouth) despite being a social justice warrior adhering to leftist liberation ideologies. Kelly routinely tucks her deformity into the folds of her stomach fat from the bodies of unfortunate travelers crossing over her bridge. At Death Metal Underground, we do not believe in empowerment through disability or perversion; we rightfully degrade and denigrate the monstrous and inferior. Children point and laugh at such beasts as they are inhuman and unnatural.
Leftism tries to indoctrinate into humans that all are created equal but clearly some are created more equal than others. Not everyone can profit from being a sideshow freak. Kelly refuses to empower other Total Recall mutants by working as a hand model or wearing a gun hand for fat guy Mega-Man cosplay. Instead Kim Kelly is whining that metal is sexist, chugging PBRs, and slowly transforming into the uglier Burning Man version of the Mancubus from Doom II: Hell On Earth: