Bolzer – Hero Diehard Colored Vinyl


Hipster alternative rock band Bolzer announced the various editions that their godawful debut album Hero will be available in on their Facebook page. The diehard LP version will exclusively be available in colored vinyl. Bolzer call the color “semen/copper burst“. Inspired by what ends up in Bolzer’s toilet when they forget to use an enema, Hero shares the same color as the mushy results of vigorous, unprotected anal sex.

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20 thoughts on “Bolzer – Hero Diehard Colored Vinyl”

  1. Matt Risnes says:

    This website is the same as Metal Sucks. You pick an artist you claim you hate (Varg Vikernes for them, Bolzer and everybody except Varg Vikernes for you), then you relentlessly compose denigrating posts about them (drawing as much possible attention to them). You’re both distasteful parodies of your chosen political and philosophical alignments and you both have a stable of crude, one dimensional writers who hammer away ad nauseum on the same points.

    The only difference is that most commenters go to Metal Sucks to heckle them and most commenters here are brain washed acolytes of your party line.

    1. Misanthrope says:

      Fuck you! Why don’t you go get sodomized by your rabbi you filthy jew! The time will come when you will have your backs against the wall, and the ovens will burn once more…

      1. Matt Risnes says:

        Cool. Actually I’m entirely Scandinavian. My last name is derived from the town my great great grandfather came from in Norway. They changed his name when he immigrated to America.

        1. harsh critiquer of vest patcheses says:

          Whoa, this dude just, sees the truth, he gets it, man…

        2. Bill N Griff says:

          Well well well, whadda we have here? Looks like another refugee from! God damm fucken faggot, take your whiny bitch ass outta here; dream theater faggot. We dont need you and your fucken intellectual history class shit talkin here boy, this is a forum for beer drinkers and hell raisers ONLY and your sorry ass aint welcome… now GIT

        3. Misanthrope says:

          Very well then. A summary gunshot to the head for colluding with the filthy jews will be enough for subhuman scum like you.

        4. Spectrum Neurologist says:

          You’re a bold MF, ‘Matt Risnes’. I only pray that you don’t get “doxx’d”.

    2. 8==D says:

      False equivalence is a logical fallacy in which two opposing arguments appear to be logically equivalent when in fact they are not. This fallacy is categorized as a fallacy of inconsistency.

      “1+2 is 3.

      “No, 1+2 is 5.”

      “You brainwashed sheep are just the mirror image of each other! 1+2 is 4.

    3. LostInTheANUS says:

      “You’re just like the people you hate” internet argument #936661488

      1. Matt Risnes says:

        We’re not the same. I’m an American, this website is a sick asshole.

        1. LostInTheANUS says:

          Do you need an avustaja?

        2. Jerry Hauppa says:


          1. GGALLIN1776 says:

            How’s London Bridge Az these days Detective Prendergast?

    4. Marc Defranco says:

      Eh you’re right but sometimes this site is pretty funny, or I find a good band so I keep comin back

  2. Oy vey says:

    Generic post about how dmu was better with musical analysis articles

    1. Those take time. A few are coming this weekend.

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  3. ANUSaanite says:

    This band was never good. Why was a big deal ever made about them?

  4. strawberry milk stout black IPAs with grapefruit flavored hops says:


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