Hipster alternative rock band Bolzer announced the various editions that their godawful debut album Hero will be available in on their Facebook page. The diehard LP version will exclusively be available in colored vinyl. Bolzer call the color “semen/copper burst“. Inspired by what ends up in Bolzer’s toilet when they forget to use an enema, Hero shares the same color as the mushy results of vigorous, unprotected anal sex.
Tags: alternative rock, anal sex, Bolzer, false metal, Hero, hipster bullshit, homosexuality, Iron Bonehead Productions, piece of shit, vinyl, worse than shit
This website is the same as Metal Sucks. You pick an artist you claim you hate (Varg Vikernes for them, Bolzer and everybody except Varg Vikernes for you), then you relentlessly compose denigrating posts about them (drawing as much possible attention to them). You’re both distasteful parodies of your chosen political and philosophical alignments and you both have a stable of crude, one dimensional writers who hammer away ad nauseum on the same points.
The only difference is that most commenters go to Metal Sucks to heckle them and most commenters here are brain washed acolytes of your party line.
Fuck you! Why don’t you go get sodomized by your rabbi you filthy jew! The time will come when you will have your backs against the wall, and the ovens will burn once more…
Cool. Actually I’m entirely Scandinavian. My last name is derived from the town my great great grandfather came from in Norway. They changed his name when he immigrated to America.
Whoa, this dude just, sees the truth, he gets it, man…
Well well well, whadda we have here? Looks like another refugee from Butthole.com! God damm fucken faggot, take your whiny bitch ass outta here; dream theater faggot. We dont need you and your fucken intellectual history class shit talkin here boy, this is a forum for beer drinkers and hell raisers ONLY and your sorry ass aint welcome… now GIT
Very well then. A summary gunshot to the head for colluding with the filthy jews will be enough for subhuman scum like you.
You’re a bold MF, ‘Matt Risnes’. I only pray that you don’t get “doxx’d”.
False equivalence is a logical fallacy in which two opposing arguments appear to be logically equivalent when in fact they are not. This fallacy is categorized as a fallacy of inconsistency.
eg
“1+2 is 3.
“No, 1+2 is 5.”
“You brainwashed sheep are just the mirror image of each other! 1+2 is 4.
“You’re just like the people you hate” internet argument #936661488
We’re not the same. I’m an American, this website is a sick asshole.
Do you need an avustaja?
D-FENS!
How’s London Bridge Az these days Detective Prendergast?
Eh you’re right but sometimes this site is pretty funny, or I find a good band so I keep comin back
Generic post about how dmu was better with musical analysis articles
Those take time. A few are coming this weekend.
Sweet
Seconded!
This band was never good. Why was a big deal ever made about them?
EEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT IT