34 thoughts on “Like an Ever Flowing Stream Leggings”

  1. Syphilis says:

    I’ll take 2

  2. Since our first ever encounter…

    Our genital fluids have flowed like an ever-flowing stream

    1. Johan P says:


  3. LostInTheANUS says:

    Wow, can’t wait to buy this for my girlfriend!

  4. Baaaarp says:

    This band always sucked anyway, only Carnage is real.

    1. Anthony says:

      Carnage is like Jim Henson’s Dismember Babies compared to Like an Everflowing Stream

      1. Baaaarp says:

        Sure, and how many pairs did you purchase?

        1. Anthony says:

          Two. One for your mom and one for your sister.

  5. costco says:

    fucking hipsters

  6. Rainer Weikusat says:

    “Very pneumatic”

  7. C.M. says:

    Ay gurl are you ever flowing like a stream or is that just your Dismember leggings?

  8. Donald J. Trump says:

    The only good thing about this is how triggered hipsters will be about attire promoting the ‘male gaze.’

    1. Eric Trump says:

      The only other good thing is about how triggered feminists will be about attire promoting ‘male on male gaze’.

  9. Morbideathscream says:

    Yeah because Dismember have a huge female fanbase haha. There isn’t exactly an everflowing stream of women in the metal scene. I can almost guarantee that not even a hundred of those will be sold. It would make more sense to press more shirts. Maybe the occasional male clown might buy them and we’ll probably see him prance around in it at mdf next year.

    1. C.M. says:

      Headbanger betas will buy them for their fat xanax-addicted girlfriends.

    2. Syphilis says:

      I have to show off my ass every chance I get. It also provides better stimulation during some man-on-man action in the pit.

      Still waiting for the limited edition crotchless version.

    3. Rainer Weikusat says:

      Some people are incurable optimists ….


      1. Desserted Pear says:

        Nice Trabant.

        This gimmick isn’t anything new, Debauchery has been doing it for a while now.

        1. Rainer Weikusat says:

          One of my pet ideas is that people shouldn’t be allowed to use images of women as easel for there useless products unless they’re actually selling women.

          1. Syphilis says:

            Are you Muslim by chance?

            1. No, just a cucked European

            2. Rainer Weikusat says:

              Just someone who considers the inflation of pictures of semi-dressed women used to market just about every crap imaginable, eg, Deserted Fear videos, pretty annyoing.

              1. I agree with that.
                But what can you do, it’s capitalism.

  10. Gabe Kagan says:

    I saw similar leggings from Incantation a few months ago, back when they were pushing the XXV compilation. Probably should’ve said something…

    1. thomasw_ says:

      mercifully you neglected to do so …

  11. Abominable Goatpenis says:

    When comes the “Pierced From Within” dildos?

  12. Interracial Porn and Arghoslent says:

    To be fair those leggings at least look high quality. Of course the average metal bitch who will be wearing them is gonna look like a truck stop prostitute.

  13. die-sjw-die says:

    Given the album title, they should’ve made menstrual pads.

  14. Can you survive the blitzkrieg says:

    Some short Mexi-metal broad will buy these and saturate the fabric with greasy taco fart juice.

    1. C.M. says:

      “Broad”, lol, haven’t heard anyone say that since my grandpa died almost four years ago. Let’s bring it back, brother.

      1. Suppresant Nubian Primary School Leader a.k.a. Ms. Big Cat le Homme says:

        and ‘dame’

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