Death bobble-heads, Abbath shower curtains, now Dismember leggings! Dismember t-shirts sold out quickly so now Dismember have branched out to women’s sportswear with Like an Ever Flowing Stream leggings! Will Fred Estby be the next Michael Kors? Will Fred Estby make his mortgage payment on time this month?
Tags: cash grab, Dismember, Like an Ever Flowing Stream, merch, merchandise
I’ll take 2
Since our first ever encounter…
Our genital fluids have flowed like an ever-flowing stream
Excactly.
Wow, can’t wait to buy this for my girlfriend!
This band always sucked anyway, only Carnage is real.
Carnage is like Jim Henson’s Dismember Babies compared to Like an Everflowing Stream
Sure, and how many pairs did you purchase?
Two. One for your mom and one for your sister.
fucking hipsters
“Very pneumatic”
Ay gurl are you ever flowing like a stream or is that just your Dismember leggings?
The only good thing about this is how triggered hipsters will be about attire promoting the ‘male gaze.’
The only other good thing is about how triggered feminists will be about attire promoting ‘male on male gaze’.
Yeah because Dismember have a huge female fanbase haha. There isn’t exactly an everflowing stream of women in the metal scene. I can almost guarantee that not even a hundred of those will be sold. It would make more sense to press more shirts. Maybe the occasional male clown might buy them and we’ll probably see him prance around in it at mdf next year.
Headbanger betas will buy them for their fat xanax-addicted girlfriends.
I have to show off my ass every chance I get. It also provides better stimulation during some man-on-man action in the pit.
Still waiting for the limited edition crotchless version.
Some people are incurable optimists ….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTsHVvYauw
Nice Trabant.
This gimmick isn’t anything new, Debauchery has been doing it for a while now.
One of my pet ideas is that people shouldn’t be allowed to use images of women as easel for there useless products unless they’re actually selling women.
Are you Muslim by chance?
No, just a cucked European
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROl8lPNsHCQ
Just someone who considers the inflation of pictures of semi-dressed women used to market just about every crap imaginable, eg, Deserted Fear videos, pretty annyoing.
I agree with that.
But what can you do, it’s capitalism.
I saw similar leggings from Incantation a few months ago, back when they were pushing the XXV compilation. Probably should’ve said something…
mercifully you neglected to do so …
When comes the “Pierced From Within” dildos?
To be fair those leggings at least look high quality. Of course the average metal bitch who will be wearing them is gonna look like a truck stop prostitute.
Dummy squirt.
Given the album title, they should’ve made menstrual pads.
Some short Mexi-metal broad will buy these and saturate the fabric with greasy taco fart juice.
“Broad”, lol, haven’t heard anyone say that since my grandpa died almost four years ago. Let’s bring it back, brother.
and ‘dame’