Sammath – “Stalingrad” Rehearsal

Check out this video of Sammath rehearsing “Stalingrad”, featuring their new drummer Wim van der Valk (Inquisitor):

The best contemporary metal band has forged itself into a most excellent live act through iron will and practice. Expect only leather jackets from Sammath; no theatrics, no spikes, no makeup, no bullshit. This world must burn in the fires of hell.

Sammath will be ready to destroy a venue near you as of nov 2017 to april 2018. Bookers get in touch.
3 piece warmachine bringing you raw violent black metal since 1994

2 Dec, Into Darkness, Leeuwarden
13 Jan TBA Tilburg…
23 Feb Jena, Thuringian Merovinger
24 Feb Groesbeek, Diabolical Echoes

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30 thoughts on “Sammath – “Stalingrad” Rehearsal”

  1. Svmmoned says:

    Why evereybody seems to be inspired by Revenge today?

  2. M A N I F E S T says:

    (1) Strangle a school-friend to death (electrical cord)
    (2) Stab a homosexual (Olympic park optional)
    (3) Splice trotters on your bleeding wrist-stumps (& squeal like a pig)
    (4) Defend yourself (14 years)
    (5) Cancer (expensive leather jacket, belatedly ironic band name)
    (6) Assassinated during guitar solo (dime store joke)
    (x66) Repeat and rinse

    1. A N T I P E S T says:

      B I N G O ! ?

  3. Saturn Sadness says:

    Now you made’em all go away. Me sad.
    The glory of the final reptile shines, resplendent ‘neath the lights of yore.
    Finally, soon, the profligates will realise their “ërrör”, knowing all the same that the same light kindling all from within (and soon to become the past) will sputter, die upon a X of its own making. PEACE.

  4. neutronhammer says:

    One of the main points to remember when discussing this caper is that there are an awful lot of things going on all at once, with separate and interwoven instrumental lines carrying on: just like you’d imagine a night at a bustling frat party would have. Keeping track of all the instruments can be quite a challenge and I’d say this is one of the more complex musical adventures I have ever come across. Quite how the listener deals with it will always be amusing, and having played this through a couple of times over, I must admit to just tapping my fingers on the hedgerow.

    1. neutronhammer says:

      Please pick a different nom de plume. Thanks.

    2. I'm black says:

      Not a “caper”, jacktwat.

  5. Edmund H says:

    My academic background is philosophy, which at this point in my life means pretty much zilch, with one exception. I can point out a pseudo-intellectualized hipsters like my life depended upon it. From their over-tight jeans to their insistence on listening only to music that nobody else has ever heard of, I have a special place in my heart for hipsters. So when I was tasked to write a game for hipsters…. Did I say heart? I meant toilet. I have a special place in my toilet for them. So it should come as no surprise to learn that when I was tasked with writing a I had a weird mixture of feelings. If there is a way to characterize a combination of giddiness with the sensation of skin crawling, that’s pretty much where I was. But being the good worker bee that I am, I said yes and here I am. Skin still crawling, still giddy about ripping these OSR dicks to shreds. So let’s begin

    1. S.C. says:

      Good on you for casting aside all economic ambitions and pursuing knowledge and education for it’s own sake. I hope that the study of philosophy provided you with more than just the ability to recognize and call out hipsters.

  6. Rainer Weikusat says:

    Can we have a London gig, please?

    1. chwee says:

      The thought of Rainer living in London somehow just makes the whole thing all the more amusing

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        It’s as wrong as any of you other hallucinations about me.

        Why don’t you set up some website for “people who want to talk about what they believe about Rainer™”? Your obsession with people sucks. Your unshakeable conviction that you’re telepathic is deluded bordering lunacy. You’ll never hit on a correct supposition about anyone in your entire life as nobody’s like you.

        1. I Am Da Black Negroz says:

          Quit slicing your wrist and bleeding into the comments box and people may eventually quit laughing at you.

          1. Rainer Weikusat says:

            See above.

  7. cornrose says:

    Sammath. Bad vocals/great music.

  8. Turd burglar says:

    My ass is still tight.

  9. Falsehammer says:

    Fucking hate when bands record their “demo” in a fucking storage unit. I know it’s hard to do it anywhere else if you don’t have any money but for fucks sake it would be nice to see someone put in a little extra effort than just recording through the board at a beer rehearsal.

    1. Falsehammer says:

      Storage unit does not equal NEKROSOUND!

    2. I'm black says:

      Amen brotha! Be sount like my cuz hoopty- ride
      NoizZzzz

  10. I Sacrificed My ANUS To Brett Stevens says:

    The vocalist sounds like he is being fucked in the ass by the black drummer’s huge penis while gargling semen. The guitar dominates the vocalist as well, and the bass is both gay and eating lots of ass.

    I would know all about this, because this has actually happened to me 12 years ago when recording phoned-in melodeafkore with my shemale bandmates. Except our lead guitarist, who was an actual woman. Anyways, she dominated me while I romped around doggy style and she slapped me on the ass for asking if I could fuck her ass yet. Well, the bassist took turns on me with the drummer, but mainly by whipping me. I got 20 lashings from the bassist, guitarist, AND drummer, and then they all forced me to gang bang them.

    To top it off, the guitarist then went to the police and claimed I raped her. So, I got 3 years in prison and a sex offense because of this cunt. This is why I’m a gay man who listens to Sammath now with the hopes Fuhrer Kruitwagen will fuck me like my band did all of those years ago.

    1. I'm black says:

      This little anecdote is just so heartwarming
      Thanx!!

    2. Flying Kites says:

      I doubt anyone could hurt their feelings, but you kinda hurt mine. Stop being mean to Sammath.

  11. Sammath is a disgusting racist band and anyone who likes it should be killed for being neo-nazi scum.

    1. Varg's Lada says:

      You actually accidentally hit upon something with your lame bitch ass trolling, muh nigga. If you aren’t a bit of a neo-nazi, this band won’t appeal to you.

    2. Rainer Weikusat says:

      This makes no sense. A band is an association of individuals. It can’t be racist. The individuals could be. Or the material released using the band name could employ racists topics (for some definition of that). Neither of both necessarily implies anything about people listening to it.

        1. Rainer Weikusat says:

          That was about the level of intelligent discussion I expected.

  12. desu metal says:

    Jan wore a Revenge shirt during a promo shoot. How long before his kvlt badge is revoked? I give him until the next Sammathterbation album comes out and lets everyone down because we all know that no self-respecting metal musician releases 6 good albums in a row.

  13. watain vs tranny = tranny wins says:

    The new Watain requires mockery! This vocalist calls people faggots while looking like a tranny but now that he’s going bald he’s more of a fag! I know shemales who would rape the anus out of each member of Watain!

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