Gruesome have released a new music video and shared an exclusive brutal touring story with Death Metal Underground…
Raping every American death metal band they could think of in five minutes, Gruesome pounded their sore-ridden erections into the corpses of Death, Morbid Angel, Autopsy, and Deicide. Front man Matt Harvey shared an anecdote about his gruesome handicap stall encounter with Dave Vincent‘s depilated rear:
Plunging in felt like swirling your fingers around a jar of margarine. My lingering flaccid member began to harden as my glans made contact with the mush and pulp of undigested fiber. I thrust away at the hot, bubbling, molten feces until violent spasms engulfed my torso. Hot seed mixed with bloodied excretions. His sphincter pulsated, oozing a foamy secretion that smelled very odd. I licked up the festering froth with zeal to quench my thirst. I now have that tasty reminder of our tender moment inside me forever! I hope our fans enjoy the video and we can have such times together in the sweltering heat of our summer tour! Gruesome’s new EP is six-song slab of grisly, bone-breaking death metal jams and is out May 20th on Relapse Records!
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With the way they keep whoring/pandering, Relapse Records will probably release a John McEntee bobblehead and Risk:The Karelian Isthmus edition.
I would play Winter War Risk. How did Ronald McDonald get AIDS? Cruising Mickey D’s stalls on the down low?
*John mcentee BUBBLEbath
Diabolically Conquers dirt and grime.
Unholy Mascara.
What’s funny to me is, each of their shirts look brand new.
They are probably HELLS HEADBANGERS bootlegs.
Ya, having a new shirt is for fucking posers! No fun, no mosh, no new shirts….
This band is better than Morgengrau, which has been somewhat positively reviewed.
Morgengrau is the exemplar of why women fail as songwriters
Listen to the first minute and twenty seconds of the Morgengrau album then listen to Enter Sandman.
It’s bad even by carnival music standards
Gruesome is competent Death worship, nothing more, nothing less. A bit overrated, yes, but they’re actually not terrible.
They are terrible and sold out, but they also have real riffs. Most of tryhard art-aesthetic extreme music nowadays is just nothing. No content. Dont listen to gruesome though.
mmm that girl on the left is just the right kind of trashy
She looks like she works at a truck stop.
I would none the less respect her if she composed good music.
But apparently she does not.
Also, she is not really ugly. Just not attractive either.
Like the music itself. Neither bad, nor really good.
She certainly isn’t doing VENOM an favors. Then again, she probably represents the only type of groupies that Cronos could fuck anymore. Assuming VENOM even has has groupies.
“Girl” is a generous misnomer. This chick has clearly been in the industry for a minute.
That’s edgy that they put a Black chick in the video.
Too bad the single sounds like metalcore; nobody wears ‘Reign in Blood’ t-shirts, ya goofus.
So whats the wrong kind?
Gruesome are a Death tribute band. Learn to love it, or don’t listen to them.
I agree with the last four words of your sentence.
Matt Harvey is good when he locates his fastball and uses the slider as an out pitch only. Not as good when aping Leprosy.
I didn’t realize that we were supposed to take Gruesome seriously. I really 100% believed that the album they put out was going to be a one-off “hey, we’re doing a retro death metal album” thing. Is this a real band? I figured the members would just go back to whatever they were doing before once “Savage Land” came out. Did that album make a lot of money or something? I can’t really think of a reason to keep rehashing 1989 otherwise.
’80s Death is probably the least interesting sound you could form a tribute band for, and there’s already been a relatively serviceable continuation of that style in Burial. Could we get an Incubus (the Mike Browning one) or Insanity tribute band instead, please?
The decision to put a black woman in the video was a cynical stab at virtue signaling, much like the new Star Wars cast. This video is fucking embarrassing, I am starting to feel more and more distanced from the metal “community” every time I see some dumb badly made shit like this.