Thanksgiving is a merry time of the year but the bender has to end with more Sadistic Metal Reviews!
We get this poop in the mail. We don’t trash it unlike our readership, we use it for target practice with our AR-15s!
You wouldn’t pick crap up with your bare hands so why listen to these without ear plugs?
Humans and metal bands are self-replenishing resources. There are always more to burn!
Death Metal Underground receives a constant stream of inferior promotional materials like a child is given unwanted Apples, granola bars, and candy corn on Halloween. We toss them in the trash too.
Death Metal Underground constantly receives new batches of rock music masquerading as “blackened death metal” for the scenester, “buy everything” market. We microwave these promotional materials inside the homes of people we hate.
Some sorry schmuck has to shovel it into a hole and set it on fire.
Humans are by nature delusional. They overestimate their importance and demand that reality fit their simple expectations. And yet, they are very good at mastering known skills, so they are highly proficient, but void of purpose. This hollowness is the left side of the metal Bell Curve, and to separate it from the good stuff, we have Sadistic Metal Reviews!
Article by Lance Viggiano.
Bloody remains unfertilized by talent are required to be disposed of in the hazardous wastebin by the Department of Public Health.
Article by David Rosales.
Perfection is in the balance and in the details! These works possess neither balance nor detail.