Tags: alan blaisdell, apostate viaticum, arria paetus, black 'n roll, Cranial Engorgement, cripa oculta, crustcore, dawn of retaliation, death 'n' roll, death of kings, deathcore, degotten, délétère, destroyers of all, epitaph, firespawn, gates of ishtar, hellias, Holocausto, inferno, legion massacre, metalcore, morbid flesh, necroblood, norrskold, obscure devotion, pestilent age, pestlegion, porta daemonium, poseurs, Possession, sadistic metal reviews, screamo, sepulchral, thrash metal, varmia, womb of maggots, xysma
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Poles and Proles 2017
Reviews by Lucius Vorenus.
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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Grind Them All
Tags: artillery, ashaena, averse sefira, aversions crown, besieged, blood moon, bonesteel, crime, crossover thrash, Cult of Luna, dark angel, deathblow, deathcore, doctor livingstone, drude, enemy remains, gladiator, lock up, locust leaves, metalcore, noctiferia, nu-metal, panikk, poseurs, rehash, righteous vendetta, sadistic metal reviews, Sauron, shadow of bedlam, spacetrucker, Speed Metal, thrash metal, venereal baptism, War Metal
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Against Maoist Picks for 2017
Maoist metalcore fan Vince Neilstein has defecated upon the Internet once more by displaying the gaping asshole of his mind in an attempt to make mid-year “metal” recommendations in 2017. Like most of that Communist website’s picks, Neilstein is catering to a communist agenda on the one hand, and being a bitch to the monetary interests of the Guevarean movement of good-for-nothings by picking big label turds.
6 CommentsTags: 2017, body count, byzantine, communists, darkest hour, dool, hard rock, he is legend, homosexuality, mao zedong, metalcore, MetalSucks, mord'a'stigmata, mutoid man, sadistic metal reviews, sjw metal, sjws, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, suicide silence, the night flight orchestra, vince neilstein, volur, without waves, woe
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Grey Clouds of Boredom
Tags: abhoth, acid, adult contemporary, aima, anvil strykez, AOR, aosoth, Atreides, black 'n roll, burial ritual, carnal decay, cryptic brood, czar, deathcore, desolate shrine, drought, female vocals, hard rock, heavy baby sea slugs, illimitable dolor, insanity cult, metalcore, mindful of pripyat, mortifica, nyogthaeblisz, poseurs, post-hardcore, rites of thy degringolade, sadistic metal reviews, screamo, solitary, stadium rock, stench of profit, stoner rock, Summoning, Supremative, synth pop, synthpop, synthwave, the charm the fury, the ossuary, War Metal
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Blood Muzak’s Best
Poseur cash grab Finnish label Blood Music posted his favorites albums of 2017 recently on his Mosh Core Trends Fun book page. Nobody needs a 24 LP boxed set of Emperor (Only need In the Nightside Eclipse and Wrath of the Tyrant / Emperor compilation CD) featuring rehearsals of Ihsahn’s mom telling Emperor to stop dressing up like The Lost Boys and nobody needs anything on this poseur’s shilling list. Nobody wants to pay to join Blood Music’s fan club to buy his hipster merchandise. Blood Music should go shoot himself. A hollow point to the back of the head gets the job done as he has to blow up his shill lizard brain to make sure he dies for good. Do it.
44 CommentsTags: 2017, blood music, cash grab, cormorant, crypto-indie, danger, elder, Enslaved, hipster, indie rock, jeremy enigk, master boot record, metalcore, poseur, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, septic flesh, septicflesh, shills, slowdive, sludge, stoner rock, techno, the faceless
Sadistic Metal Reviews: The Big Sleep for Bandcamp
It is time to put the piss-poor recommendations of these bonzos to bed. Forever.
34 CommentsTags: bandcamp, blood incantation, boring, dead congregation, death metal, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, Grave Miasma, grave upheaval, incantation, Portal, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, stoner doom, stoner rock
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Zyklon B For Bandcamp
Hipster and poseur blood must be shed!
53 CommentsTags: 2017, attic, bandcamp, black 'n roll, boris, cavernlight, converge, couch slut, crypto-indie, death 'n' roll, death yell, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, green druid, heresiarch, hipster bullshit, impalers, impetuous ritual, incantation, jute gyte, khazaddum, khemmis, mathcore, metalcore, mutoid man, necrot, one master, palmistry, posers, poseurs, pyrrhon, sadistic metal reviews, scenesters, sempiternal dusk, spirit adrift, stoner rock, tchornobog, walpyrgus, wrest
Metal Molester 2017 So Far SMR
As these Observer posers speed past 2017’s halfway point, they present a selection that is indeed a dumpster fire representative of the shit pool that their mainstream metal listening provides them with. Only those who need to be eradicated (rapists, communists, child molesters, serial killers, hipsters, etc.) genuinely think that stoner rock and boring, slow heavy rock bands are examples of heavy metal. Their piss-poor “culling” (badass, huh?) from the “metal cauldron” of mee-maw’s recipes was as follows:
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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Halfway Through 2017 Hammer Farts
Sadistic reviews by Linus Douglas.
Sadly apart from Sammath, some other Dutch metal, and reissues, Hammerheart Records appears to publish many moronic releases produced by poor excuses for neurons in hopes of flooding shelves like every other larger metal label.
10 CommentsTags: 2017, brutal unrest, cirith gorgor, dead head, ereb altor, exoskelett, funeral twilight, hammerheart, hammerheart records, metalcore, mourners lament, sadistic metal reviews, stinking shit, the monolith deathcult, trinitas