What happens when something succeeds? It fixates on that success because now it has something to lose. Forget all those stupid alt-right tropes about “hard times make hard men weak, weak times make weak men hard” because they are like most things Right-wing merely a prelude to the type of sodomy that Jesus does not mind. Metal reached its peak in the 1990s with underground death metal and black metal, but now the little people have come in to munch the carcass while loudly demanding attention.
47 CommentsCasa de Garcia – Connecticut Churchill (2022)
On this site, we need to come down harder on bunglers. Bunglers either tend to be anarchistic-narcissistic or obedient-conformist, which means that you can be one in either major political party, even if the biggest bunglers come from the Utopians who, among other things, ruined Cuban cigars.
25 CommentsTags: churchill, cigars, connecticut, cuba, tobacco
National Day of Slayer XVII: The Carnage Continues
International Day of Slayer, riffing on the National Day of Prayer, kicks off on June 6, 2022 with new classic Slayer recordings for you to blast all day long while you skip work, school, and all other meaningless activities in order to listen to Slayer!
32 CommentsTags: international day of slayer, National Day of Slayer, slayer, Speed Metal
Cervecería Centro Americana, S.A. – Famosa
Your local hipster beer aficionado will hate this one because it is a gentle American Adjunct Beer that fits somewhere between 1980s Coors and present day Modelo Especial. Expect a thin and sweet but not too sweet brew that washes down like Corona, perfect for hot days, with minimal alcohol.
10 CommentsTags: american adjunct beer, beer, famosa
Join us, join us, join us… welcome back: Shitposter Club Movie Night Features “Lord of the Rings”
If you are like so many modern people trying to figure out what to do with your life, consider joining the shitposters for another Sunday night movie festival, this time spanning all of the month of May and covering the Lord of the Rings trilogy, starting this Sunday with The Fellowship of the Ring.
27 CommentsTags: Lord of the Rings, movie night
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Night Stalker Edition
Metalheads should never forget how once upon a time metal was music for outsiders:
106 CommentsTags: nkvd, richard ramirez, smr
Concilivm – A Monument in Darkness (2022)
Mixing together the sounds of Incantation, Demigod, and melodic Swedish bands like early Unanimated, Concilivm create a thundering atmosphere of descent with a strong forward energy and songs where the riffs relate to each other and a theme, developing slowly in rolling conflicts.
44 CommentsTags: concilivm, death metal
Blackhearts (2017)
Chronicling the later years of black metal, Blackhearts explores a world of those trying to uphold the spirit of a world that has passed them but which they find more relevant than what surrounds them, appearing both chronically lost and less mechanical and oblivious than the world around them.
16 CommentsTags: Black Metal, documentary, from the vastland, keep of kalessin, luciferian, naer mataron
Citizen X (1995)
In theory, Citizen X focuses on the discovery, prosecution, and capture of “necro-sadist” Andrei Chikatilo, a serial killer who claimed 52 victims whose raped, stabbed, beaten, and chewed-on corpses were found strewn through the woods and fields often years after they were killed.
8 CommentsTags: andrei chikatilo, movie
Apple Releases New iSpoz™ Social Media Portal
The new Apple iSpoz™:
- Smaller than the iPod, iPhone, or Apple Watch
- Communicates through your auditory channels like schizophrenia
- No keyboard, reads nerve impulses directly from your spine
- Self-powering from bodily warmth
- Attractive, Euro-modern design in a tiny package
- Fits securely in the rectum for secure and uninterrupted use
Available exclusively on Death Metal Underground paired with the war metal or post-metal release of your choice.
14 CommentsTags: apple, gadgets, social media