#Metalgate: Shawn Wright Threatens to Extort Death Metal Underground to Fund Bestial Evil National Tour

Shawn Wright extortion threat

Baltimore social justice warrior Shawn Wright threatened to extort Death Metal Underground through a defamation lawsuit to fund his crappy crustcore band Bestial Evil USA‘sĀ national tour in the comments section of our recent news article covering his latest whining.

Mr. Wright throwing temper tantrums over the fact that he can’t control the thoughts and speech of others is nothing new. Calling people Nazis and threatening to sue them for defamation like a eleven year old has long been his modus operandi when he doesn’t get what he wants and isn’t threatening assault online, over the phone, orĀ in person. The Death Metal Underground staff uniformly recommend that Mr. Wright cease his laughably pathetic attempts at chilling effects, proscription, and crust and call his therapist.

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25 thoughts on “#Metalgate: Shawn Wright Threatens to Extort Death Metal Underground to Fund Bestial Evil National Tour”

  1. 1349 says:

    I thought DMU was a pro-gay website. Sorry but this loser you promote is a wannabe fag. Please give me some true fags to read about.

    1. C.M. says:

      Yep, bisexuals are noncommittal and therefore poseurs.

  2. Johann says:

    LOL so he really is a cocksucking whiny faggot

  3. into the void says:

    this guy sounds like a child who pretends to like metal, to piss of mummy

  4. Rainer Weikusat says:

    Considering the definition, he might want to sue the person who recorded the band.

    1. C.M. says:

      Aaaahahahahaha! Brutal.

  5. This Shawn faggot likes to suck cocks in gas station bathrooms, clearly he needs a big fat veiny rod in his ass.

  6. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:

    Did you edit his messages to make him seem like more of a fool?

    His English is garbage. I’m a Swede with no higher than high school level English education, and mine is better.
    Hopefully he’s just mildly dyslexic, or an immigrant, rather than just straight up bad at his ancestral language.

    1. I don’t edit the comments; I just approve them.

  7. old school ANUS says:

    Who will even attend his shows though? This band is whack.

    1. morbideathscream says:

      Maybe a couple of hipsters and a couple of crusties and that’s about it. Bestial homo couldn’t even get a slot at the fucking soundstage. They played the sidebar when bands like nocturnal graves, desaster, incantation, demolition hammer, Satan and venom were tearing up the Edison lot. Where do you think all the real metalheads were at? He knows deep down inside his band is nothing that’s why he’s having a shitfit.

  8. Ttockis says:

    Just a freak who can’t deal with criticism and disagreement. Nothing new! It’s always good to expose these folks.

  9. old school ANUS says:

    Degrassi: The MDF Generation

  10. AK-47 says:

    Don’t upset the bestial evil with sexism, racism or perceived slander. The bestial evil will use all legal means available in retribution.

    1. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:


  11. Kermit the Fucking Fuckface Frog says:

    Is this from when you called him gay? Because he is gay, and so is his shitty band.

  12. Atty.Murder says:

    Unfortunately for Shawn, he is not an attorney. I am. Death Metal Underground can post any opinion it wants, and without showing actual malice and harm, in ANY jurisdiction he is without a claim. Websites and other publications who review and critique art, especially ones who are often tongue and cheek like DMU, are able to review and post any opinion they want. Defamation is always weighed against first amendment principles (obviously), and this rant about a lawsuit is not only fucking retarded, but to an attorney it is both wildly ignorant and humorous. People often like to talk law like they know it, but the fact is without paying 200k and passing a bar exam, they are no more than a layperson like anyone else. Shawn, please fuck yourself with a sandpaper dildo and go hire an actual attorney to give you advice before googling some terms about “lawsuit for lies about me.”

    1. 1349 says:

      There are nice things about slander.
      * Only info that is not true can be considered slander.
      * Only (false) info about certain actions made by the person in question can practically be seen as slander.
      * On the internet, you have to explicitly name the person if you want to be considered a slanderer.
      * Also, slander has a short limitation period (2 months in our Belarus).

      So stating that Shawn Wleft is a gay imbecile while he’s actually gay and imbecile isn’t slander.
      Stating that Sean Fag is dumb is just opining (we’re not talking about any action that Sean Gay did).
      Stating that “Shawn-the-Polished-Anus stole anal lube from a store in Buttfuck, CA”, even if he didn’t, will hardly be considered slander; for who knows who’s that Shawn-the-Polished-Anus?

  13. OliveFox says:

    “…how big your britches are.”

    What a weird, old-fashioned, corn-ball thing to say after so much bad grammar and macho internet posturing. Almost kind of like this guy now. I’ll support his suit ONLY if he ends all of his rants with an old farm saying.

    That sum’ bitch is funnier than a glass of water! If he hocks a horse, well, you’d never know he was a rich man! Half-past a dime and no mistake! That dog will hunt!

    1. Jeff says:


    2. OnlyInDeath says:

      “Lord willin’ and the river don’t rise!” is a personal favorite

    3. fenrir says:

      Gold. hahahaha

  14. Seth says:

    Guy sounds like a cartoon villain.

    1. Seth says:

      Pretty sure he just wants to have anal sex with Stevens, cackle and fart off into the night on his dirtbike the bad guy from roadhouse.

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