With the aid of friends from the Shitposter Movie Night Crew, I will be hosting a “metal listening night” on their server where we tackle classics like Sepultura Beneath the Remains, Therion Beyond Sanctorum, Enslaved Vikinglgr Veldi, and DRI Four of a Kind as vital pieces of the metal history canon.
3 CommentsArktheos – Cosmolith (2025)
Music communicates an experience more than emotions directly; our emotions arise in response to it. The best music first manages to hold together as a consistent voice, and then explores its own take on the world, even if not original in style or necessarily profound; it needs personality.
19 CommentsTags: arktheos, death metal, War Metal
Merry Christmas (And Fuck Christ!)
The normie content you expect: let’s celebrate a very metal Christmas! Throw up the horns and hail Santa! What’s the best way you can think of to celebrate Christmas as a metalhead? By the way, there is no other content than this; it is simply the sleazy adult version of those reaction papers you wrote back in your mediocre high school education.
53 CommentsTags: AIDS, christmas, hannukah, happy hannukah, happy holidays, heri za kwanzaa, merry christmas
Wernesgrüner Brauerei AG – Pils Legende (2025)
When you travel through Germany, you encounter many cities and towns each with their own local brewery, and they all make beer slightly differently. Like Warsteiner, Wernesgrüner Pils Legende offers a light beer with a slight spicy malt flavor and relatively low sweetness.
14 CommentsTags: beer, pilsner, wernesgruner
Hirayasumi (2025)
The name translates to “regular day off” or other notions of a break from the manic pace of society, and this defines the charters involved, especially Hirohito the protagonist, who has essentially dropped out of the rat race to enjoy normal life to the dismay of all of those around him.
10 CommentsTags: hirayasumi, slacker culture
DeathMetal.Org Best of 2025
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
26 CommentsTags: 2025, best of, Black Metal, death metal
Tenebro – Una lama d’argento (2025)
This album combines the dynamics of black metal with an Incantation/Asphyx/Immolation approach that brings lots of tasty surging riffs while at the same time building songs out of the conflict of these riffs, making for an album that is inscrutable to 90% of the listening audience at this time.
9 CommentsTags: death metal, tenebro
Venator – Psychodrome (2025)
Malaise shares a space between underground metal, heavy metal, and classic jazz: the greats came and left such a legacy that few stand up to it, and little can be so distinctive that it will gain the status of perceived greatness, so most stay away.
38 CommentsTags: Heavy Metal, judas priest, mercyful fate, scorpions, venator
Graveland On Metal Threat 2025
Political correctness followed the Moral Majority, and both used the same technique, which is shame gaslighting to remove anything but their chosen agenda. The Moral Majority for example spoke of “Satanic” metal so much they created it, and PC brought an ethno-nationalist backlash.
5 CommentsTags: Black Metal, christianity, graveland, metal threat, moral majority, nsbm, political correctness
D&Q The Beer Station (Houston, TX)
If you are stuck in Houston, more pity to you. It has renown only for being less suck than Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio, and less hipster than Marfa or Marble Falls. But if you like hot, wet, and flat places which are more international than the UN, it might warm your heart.
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