After much agitation, consideration and reckless overindulgence, here’s our year-end round-up:
AKA “what Prozak has been listening to this week”.
New Amebix was fucking crap. It sounds about 10 times more overproduced, sterile and commercial than any of the “indie metal” that gets ranted about here, and it’s mostly warmed over post-rock with the baron warbling over it. Disappointment of the year besides the new Morbid Angel.
Mastodon’s first two albums are also great.
Now why is my twat all gooey and sticky?
How many cocks do I need to suck in order to get some respect around here huh aspies???
Only one: mine.
Mastodon is great, if you love your Apple computer.
I’m above caring about computer brands because my penis was in a vagina once.
That doubles your risk of penile cancer.
What about horsecock in my ass? Can that give me cancer?
Cancer, dunno. Pleasure, certainly. Just don’t get pinyaned under the horse.
I was expecting to see the new Void Meditation Cult,Kerasphorus,Antediluvian and Prosanctus Inferi on this list. Did you guys dislike them or did’nt hear them? Good list though.
For an ‘indie metal” album, Sonic Mass is a fucking triumph!
wait…obsequiae is celtic metal now? wtf?
Where’s the new Lamb of God? Anus is spot on to ignore stupid “experimental” metal, but it ignores the most ass-kicking pure metal release of the year?
ALRIGHT, LETS ALL TROLL AMERIKA.ORG NOW! THIS GETS BRETT STEVENS/SR PROZAK ALL WORKED UP AND ANGRY!!
iF THey are SO great then why the FUCk did SR Prozak never reviewed them on this site at all? EVVER???
its clear that morons took control of the Anus site and incidentally lowered the quality of the posts and articles almost immediately.
You can tell because Prozak’s articles used to create an infuriated reaction against the Anus site, while nowadays people just give a fuck of laugh at these new posters.
i respect pornstars, so now i jerk off on old Brett photos
Look buddy you’ve got two options here. It’s either “why the fuck did SR Prozak never review them” or it’s “why the fuck were they never reviewed by SR Prozak” You can’t just start making grammar up like that, self-proclaimed aspie or not.
Happy HolidAIDS everyone!
-love, Brunhilde fan#1
I hope all of you find peace, inspiration, love, and power.
I hope all of you find blkcock
hey there, any hidden black sabbacock gems i should know about?
All I got for Christmas were socks. Black, knee-high wool socks.
I specifically asked for “Giant black Cocks.”
Weep for me. And sing that song from Fiddler on the Roof.
fill ‘em with beans or something im sure itll feel enough like a dick in ur but HA HA LOL XD
2008 was truly the high water mark for ANUS.com
fuck new anus (sort of more like i’m indifferent to it)
anus.com was best in 1986 when they were still reviewing speed metal and crossover albums (before it was all lumped in the thrash metal category)
Literally nobody knew of anus in 1986. I think they made up how old they are. Your high school newspaper doesn’t count, guys.
Look we all know I love cock so get over it be tolerant with me.
2011 sucked for music as it did for life in general.
I hated ANUS.com before it was cool to do so. I WIN.
There is absolutely nothing good on either of those lists.
>this site used to be the most hated metal site in the world back in the day remember?
What? No, that was Metal-Archives, and that’s only because it was down so much. I don’t think anyone has ever given a rat’s ass about this site. Definitely never more than 10-15 people at a time, IE a bunch of kids who had their “anus phase”, grew out of it, etc.
The best of list has been translated into Spanish: