Sadistic Metal Reviews: Halfway Through 2017 Hammer Farts

by Guest Contributor on July 21, 2017


Sadistic reviews by Linus Douglas.

Sadly apart from Sammath, some other Dutch metal, and reissues, Hammerheart Records appears to publish many moronic releases produced by poor excuses for neurons in hopes of flooding shelves like every other larger metal label.

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Desecrating Satan’s Hipster Country Club Resort

by Guest Contributor on July 20, 2017


Reviews contributed by Norma Angelina Dagostino.

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Kerry King’s Favorite Metal Albums

by Daniel Maarat on July 20, 2017

Slayer‘s Kerry King dished out his top ten favorite metal albums to Rolling Stone as part of the geriatric soft rock magazine’s imbecilic Top 100 Metal Albums list.

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Septicflesh Spurt Out Metalcore

by Daniel Maarat on July 19, 2017

Septicflesh, a bunch of Greek cyber crusts with Klingon facial hair who wear rubber suits like villains on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, released two new preview tracks from their upcoming album that will of course be awful, Codex Omega, which comes out I don’t know when and I don’t care who is releasing and you should not care either and should listen to Darkthrone – Soulside Journey or something instead as even checking out these two tracks is a waste of your precious little time on Earth.

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