Metal Listening Night (January 24, 2026)

With the aid of friends from the Shitposter Movie Night Crew, I will be hosting a “metal listening night” on their server where we tackle classics like Sepultura Beneath the Remains, Therion Beyond Sanctorum, Enslaved Vikinglgr Veldi, and DRI Four of a Kind as vital pieces of the metal history canon.

Catch us at 6:30pm CST on VideoFrens where we will listen to these classic albums together and consume the good and the weak.

Expect insane blasphemies, logical realities, dissident pluralities, pragmatic consequentialism, and opposition to the gods of the symbols through gods of the blood, cosmos, and soil. Be prepared for churches to burn, flags to fall, and nuclear missile trails to cross the sky.

Join us!

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Merry Christmas (And Fuck Christ!)

The normie content you expect: let’s celebrate a very metal Christmas! Throw up the horns and hail Santa! What’s the best way you can think of to celebrate Christmas as a metalhead? By the way, there is no other content than this; it is simply the sleazy adult version of those reaction papers you wrote back in your mediocre high school education.

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Hirayasumi (2025)

The name translates to “regular day off” or other notions of a break from the manic pace of society, and this defines the charters involved, especially Hirohito the protagonist, who has essentially dropped out of the rat race to enjoy normal life to the dismay of all of those around him.

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