If you are stuck in Houston, more pity to you. It has renown only for being less suck than Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio, and less hipster than Marfa or Marble Falls. But if you like hot, wet, and flat places which are more international than the UN, it might warm your heart.
4 CommentsCecil’s Pub Reopens In Blighted Concrete Culturevoid Houston
It baffles the mind as to why someone would try to open a killer pub in Houston, but Cecil’s Pub comes from an older time, when Houston had culture (Anglo nerd pioneer cowboy) and was a small city instead of the place people go when they fail in Los Angeles and New York.
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Tsingtao Brewer – Premium Lager (2025)
Chinese products often imitate and build upon those in the West, and Tsingtao improves upon the American adjunct lager — beer made with rice or corn as the primary fermenting grains — by making a lighter, cereal-like version of Corona Extra with a little fizz and spice to keep it interesting.
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Manhattan Project Beer Company – Plutonium-239 Coconut Porter (2025)
Wait, where are the metal reviews? you ask. Metal is dead with a few exceptions, and while we wait for those to come along, we eugenically remove lies and promote related things which may show you the emerging culture of resistance to herd logic.
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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Sodomize The Holidays Edition
The world faces massive change. Automation will replace massive numbers of workers, so the quest for warm bodies has been replaced by a jihad for migration. War threatens, especially over water, and global pollution has reached the point where half of us are going to die of cancers.
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Eureka Heights Brewery – Ol’ Bunny (2025)
Comically, a revered microbrewery decided to make a Steel Reserve clone, but use upscale ingredients like a restaurants in the Heights would, of course. And so you have “Flaked Maize” instead of the surplus corn that built the malt liquor industry.
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13 CommentsKarbach Brewing Company – Crawford Bock (2025)
Another one of those nice 1980s American adjunct beers, Karbach Crawford Bock tastes like old school Budweiser complete with faint overtones of squash decay and vinegar bitterness, but mostly a sweetness and easy of consumption that makes it hard to choke down like Coke or Sprite.
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When We Went MAD (2025)
Few entities have been as metal as Mad Magazine, which started with the notion that most people are insane and in denial, which makes for absurd comedy as humanity collides with reality. Although this came about seventeen years before Black Sabbath, it shared a sensibility.
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Karbach Brewing Company – Love Street Blonde (2025)
Famous for its bitter hipster IPAs, Karbach Brewing Company attempts something slightly different with this beer, a wheat and barley based adjunct beer that like Modelo Especial, delivers a thin but pleasant taste, although in this case, without undo sweetness, fermentation artifacts, or bitterness.
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