Recently, I found a Youtube channel called “Atmospheric Black Metal Albums” devoted to what hipster urban lumberjacks have termed “atmospheric black metal”. We must call attention to the horrible Youtube, supposedly “black metal” sub-genre festering right under our noses for it is wholly different from the Eastern European flowing varietal.
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A German poseur with a stick up his ass calling himself Memminger Huette emailed us a review he had written of Marduk‘s comical Panzer Division Marduk. I at first assumed his review was a parody of how mainstream rock publications write about metal but that soon proved not to be the case in the brief email exchange that followed between him and me. His emails are the ones quoted after the jump.
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Finnish war metal band Archgoat have a new EP for something to shill on tour with hipster black ‘n’ roll bands Bolzer and Svartidaudi.
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Hipster and poseur blood must be shed!
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Flowing Eastern European black metal bands Graveland and Nokturnal Mortum are headlining the Hammer of the Gods festival in Rozzano, Italy on September 2nd.
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Okoi Jones, guitarist and vocalist of Swiss black ‘n’ roll alternative rock band Bolzer, declared on the band’s Facebook page that he and Bolzer are in no way racists, sexists, fascists, or Nazis in response to Paul Resnikoff’s apparently libelous virtue signaling:
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Phil Anselmo of Pantera loved the awful new Satyricon track, “Deep Calleth Upon Deep”, from their sure to entirely awful upcoming album of the same name.
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Grafjammer play crossover thrash with a black metal production on Koud Gemaakt.
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Cassette demos reviewed by Linus Douglas.
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Satyricon announced a new record, Deep Calleth Upon Deep, which is coming out September 22nd on Napalm Records.
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