He tightened a napkin roll.
20 CommentsTags: bodily dismemberment, collapse, deathfeast
Real Sex with SJWs Contest Winners
Death Metal Underground finally has crowned a winner of our Real Sex with Social Justice Warriors Short Story Contest. GGALLIN1776’s morbid visions of bloody leftist degeneracy have been pounded into our staffs’ brains like a pistol butt cracking open a teenage thug’s skull:
40 CommentsTags: antifa, antifascist, antifascists, communism, communists, sjws, socialists, stupidity
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Inquisition of the Unworthy
Burn them all!
18 CommentsTags: a cunning man, acranius, AIDS, artificial brain, ash and coal, axis of despair, beartrap, black 'n roll, black habit, cowards, curse of denial, daycare for jedi, death 'n' roll, desert kingdom, diktatur, dreamslain, faces of the bog, faggots, fags, foetal juice, förgjord, grave plague, hate unbound, HIV+, hour of penance, hummingbird of death, hypocras, Inquisitor, karl willets, keitzer, memoriam, metalcore, mortanius, naddred, obsolete incarnation, persefone, pillorian, raise the black, sadistic metal reviews, Sauron, sinastras, skeletal, Speed Metal, technickill, the brood, the parasite paradise, ululatum tollunt, underdark, vielikan
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Flush ‘Em All
Blood must be shed to atone for the sins of these mostly horrific recordings. Every single person who thought releasing these was a great idea should attempt to give themselves a self-swirlie while under the influence. Banging their head on the porcelain toilet tank lid will knock some sense into them or crack their skulls open. Hopefully the latter.
35 CommentsTags: acod, AIDS, beer metal, black 'n roll, carpatus, ctulu, cvinger, deathcore, ethmebb, hyperion, kforkill, krampus, maldoror, mustan kuun lapset, nyktophobia, orwellian, quintessenz, raise the black, sadistic metal reviews, sail, servus, starlit woods, viles vitae, wormhole
Judas Priest – Unleashed in the East (1979)
Article contributed to Death Metal Underground by George Psalmanazer.
Judas Priest started life as just another Led Zeppelin influenced band in the early 1970s. Quickly they became massively influenced by Black Sabbath and especially Thin Lizzy. Priest adapting the counterpointed riffing and harmonzied melodic guitar leads of Thin Lizzy into a mixture of progressive rock and the then new heavy metal of Black Sabbath but with operatic vocals instead of Ozzy “singing” the riff through his nose kicked off the New Wave of British Heavy Metal in the late 1970s.
29 CommentsTags: 1979, Heavy Metal, judas priest, live, NWOBHM, progressive rock, review, Unleashed in the East
Retro Review: Morgoth (DE)
As part of our Retro Reviews series, DMU looks into one of those classic bands that was on every Gen X death metal fan’s shelf, but probably never made it out for repeated playing after the early 1990s. Some bands just seem to fade… into the background.
41 CommentsTags: century media, death metal, germany, morgoth
Sadistic Metal Reviews: 3-21-2017
Some bands have promise; these have veered off the road and are currently charring in a gasoline fire. Will they crawl out? Let’s find out!
44 CommentsTags: Ascended Dead, barrow wight, beer metal, black 'n roll, black magick ss, chain, eternity's end, hetroertzen, hipster bullshit, nan elmoth, pop, sacrificial massacre, sadistic metal reviews, trends mosh core fun, tuman, tymah, Туман
Sanctuaire Readying Feu Sacré
French Canadian Viking-themed black metal/ambient band Sanctuaire announced on their Facebook page that they are in the final stages of mixing their upcoming record, Feu Sacré (Sacred Fire). Hopefully the band have continued improving their compositional skills which advanced from their oft pedestrian Helserkr demo collection to last year’s sometimes inspiring Le Sang sur l’Acier EP.
6 CommentsTags: Ambient, Black Metal, canada, Canadian Black Metal, quebec, Québécois, Sanctuaire, upcoming release
Sadistic Metal Reviews: 3-14-2017
These bands attempt to masquerade their GarageBand music fit only for arcades, pizza parlors, and high school dances as underground metal. They fail.
22 CommentsTags: agonia, anasarca, aversions crown, chalice of suffering, diablerie, dischordia, duch czerni, durr metal, herem, hostage of fate, lux ferre, moontower, murkocet, pessimist, sadistic metal reviews, scalpture, snogg, spitefuel, sturmtiger, tenebrae in perpetuum, violblast, vultur, witchery, wolfshowl
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Mellow Destruction of Inferior Semi-Technical Trivialities
These random, gimped releases are held in high regard by high-pitched “metal” critics and core pogo stickers. The Death Metal Underground staff takes it upon themselves to scorn and defile them in the name of all that is good in the metal genre.
28 CommentsTags: amon amarth, cynic, deathcore, dripping, fags, homosexuality, in flames, jazz fusion, lykathea aflame, melodeaf, metalcore, nu-metal, random, sadistic metal reviews, slam, techdeaf, tek-deth
