Metallica fans contracted Hepatitis A following the band’s show in San Diego, California.
24 CommentsTags: California, hepatitis, mainstream metal, metallica, news, san diego, sell outs, Speed Metal
Emperor Headlining Metal Mania 2018 Festival
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Blood Muzak’s Best
Poseur cash grab Finnish label Blood Music posted his favorites albums of 2017 recently on his Mosh Core Trends Fun book page. Nobody needs a 24 LP boxed set of Emperor (Only need In the Nightside Eclipse and Wrath of the Tyrant / Emperor compilation CD) featuring rehearsals of Ihsahn’s mom telling Emperor to stop dressing up like The Lost Boys and nobody needs anything on this poseur’s shilling list. Nobody wants to pay to join Blood Music’s fan club to buy his hipster merchandise. Blood Music should go shoot himself. A hollow point to the back of the head gets the job done as he has to blow up his shill lizard brain to make sure he dies for good. Do it.
44 CommentsTags: 2017, blood music, cash grab, cormorant, crypto-indie, danger, elder, Enslaved, hipster, indie rock, jeremy enigk, master boot record, metalcore, poseur, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, septic flesh, septicflesh, shills, slowdive, sludge, stoner rock, techno, the faceless
2018 Decibel Magazine Tour Has No Metal Bands
Decibel Magazine and Albert Mudrian have long been known as poseurs and shills.
6 CommentsTags: albert mudrian, alternative rock, blast beat network, crypto-indie, decibel, Enslaved, hipster bullshit, indie rock, khemmis, Myrkur, news, non metal metal pop crap, poseurs, shills, stoner rock, tour dates, upcoming tour, US tour, wolves in the throne room
War Metal Poseurs Steal Goatcraft Name
Funderground label Iron Conehead Productions is releasing a aptly named war metal demo called War Metal from a war metal band who christened themselves Goatkraft with a K.
17 CommentsTags: compact cassette, crap, funderground, goatcraft, goatkraft, idiocy, iron bonehead, Iron Bonehead Productions, news, poseurs, scenesters, shills, shit, War Metal
Night Shift War Metal Crossover Love
A “War Metal Maniac” calling himself “Nokturnal Thrall to 7-11, Glutinous Devourer of Transmogrified Phallus” submitted a story of an encounter of his to Death Metal Underground in light of Gorgowocoa’s recent revelations of disgusting degeneracy.
46 CommentsTags: blasphemy, conqueror, Crossover, crossover thrash, homoeroticism, homosexuality, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, NWN/FMP, thrash metal, War Metal
Sadistic Metal Reviews: The Big Sleep for Bandcamp
It is time to put the piss-poor recommendations of these bonzos to bed. Forever.
34 CommentsTags: bandcamp, blood incantation, boring, dead congregation, death metal, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, Grave Miasma, grave upheaval, incantation, Portal, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, stoner doom, stoner rock
Aura Noir 2017 North American Beer Metal Tour
Norwegian speed metal band Aura Noir is touring the United States and Canada with their original lineup for the first time ever.
4 CommentsTags: aura noir, beer metal, blast beat network, funderground, metal injection, news, Speed Metal, tour dates, upcoming tour, US tour
Metallica Micro Drone Show
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Zyklon B For Bandcamp
Hipster and poseur blood must be shed!
53 CommentsTags: 2017, attic, bandcamp, black 'n roll, boris, cavernlight, converge, couch slut, crypto-indie, death 'n' roll, death yell, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, green druid, heresiarch, hipster bullshit, impalers, impetuous ritual, incantation, jute gyte, khazaddum, khemmis, mathcore, metalcore, mutoid man, necrot, one master, palmistry, posers, poseurs, pyrrhon, sadistic metal reviews, scenesters, sempiternal dusk, spirit adrift, stoner rock, tchornobog, walpyrgus, wrest
