Blasphemy released Fallen Angel of Doom gym shorts meant for war metallers’ Satanic Weightlifting Sessions.
15 CommentsTags: blasphemy, merch, merchandise, news, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, War Metal
Necrophobic Opening Webshop Soon
Demilich Making Patches
Demilich is making patches according to a post mastermind Antti Boman made on their Facebook page:
7 CommentsTags: death metal, Demilich, Finland, Finnish Death Metal, merch, merchandise, news
Immolation Open Online Store
Death metal legends Immolation opened up their own official online store to sell merchandise and their post Dawn of Possession albums that were released on Metal Blade Records.
3 CommentsTags: cash grab, compact disc, death metal, immolation, merch, merchandise, news, shirts, tshirts
Iron Maiden Eddie Action Figures
Iron Maiden are having action figures made of their Eddie the Head mascot for all the man children and comic book guys who loved Iron Maiden as teenagers and want Maiden to be up on that one shelf with all of their Star Wars and WWF merchandise. “The Trooper” Eddie and Eddie from the Killers cover will be available at Super7’s San Francisco’s store from July 1st to 8th to coincide with Iron Maiden’s show in Oakland on July 5th.
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3 CommentsTags: autism, cash grab, iron maiden, merch, merchandise, san francisco
Metallica Pop-Up Store in NYC
Metallica have opened up a pop-up store in New York City for the weekend to coincide with their Hardwired… To Self-Destruct US tour. If you live in New York and still don’t have copies of Kill ’em All, Ride the Lightning, or Master of Puppets, you’re not shit out of luck; you can go and buy them on CD if you still buy CDs. The remasters sound fine even if they are more compressed than the eighties CDs. Lars’ drumming is mediocre and Hetfield already ran his guitar through a limiter on Ride the Lightning onward so who cares.
4 CommentsTags: cash grab, merch, merchandise, metallica, sell-out, US tour
Kaeck Patches Available
A very limited amount of embroidered Kaeck logo patches have been made according to a post on Kaeck’s Facebook page. If you are the type who walks around covered in patches, join the Stormkult.
3 CommentsTags: Black Metal, Dutch black metal, kaeck, merch, merchandise, the netherlands
Demilich Patches Available
The first official Demilich patches ever made are now available. Do you want to stick an official Demilich patch on your bag or battle jacket? Then buy them directly from the band and not some Greek, German, or South American bootlegger.
4 CommentsTags: Demilich, Finland, Finnish Death Metal, merch, merchandise
#Metalgate: The A.V.Club Gets Burzum Merch Pulled From Wal-Mart
Hipster multimedia review website The A.V. Club accused Wal-Mart of “normalizing” Burzum by stocking Burzum‘s merchandise online through a third party a few days ago. Wal-Mart pulled all of their Burzum merchandise today. The A.V. Club fails to understand that Burzum was a major metal innovator and tabloid fodder, making Varg Vikernes about as well-known as actual black metal will ever get.
32 CommentsTags: burzum, censorship, communists, hypocrisy, merchandise, metalgate, racism, sjws, social justice warrior, the av club, varg vikernes, wal-mart
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Hypocritical Yoga Pants
Social justice warrior metalcore (formerly comedy techno grind) band Agoraphobic Nosebleed offered ass-printed yoga pants for sale at recent festival performances such as the social justice warrior and communist run California Deathfest. Yes, this is the same Agoraphobic Nosebleed whose menstruating, undergrown screamo vocalist Kat Katz slammed Death Metal Underground as “If Fox News and Lambgoat had a baby.” and claimed “this dude totally has it out for women in metal… and women in general. Yup.” What hypocrisy and exploitation of their own idiotic fanbase from the leftist z-list deathcore band unable to promote themselves on the musical strength of their terrible recorded material.
17 CommentsTags: Agoraphobic Nosebleed, california deathfest, cash grab, feminism, merch, merchandise, relapse, relapse records, sjws, social justice warriors
