Great, another poor man’s Slaughter of the Soul is coming out.
5 CommentsTags: At the Gates, metalcore, news, sell outs, Speed Metal, Sweden, upcoming album
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Blood Muzak’s Best
Poseur cash grab Finnish label Blood Music posted his favorites albums of 2017 recently on his Mosh Core Trends Fun book page. Nobody needs a 24 LP boxed set of Emperor (Only need In the Nightside Eclipse and Wrath of the Tyrant / Emperor compilation CD) featuring rehearsals of Ihsahn’s mom telling Emperor to stop dressing up like The Lost Boys and nobody needs anything on this poseur’s shilling list. Nobody wants to pay to join Blood Music’s fan club to buy his hipster merchandise. Blood Music should go shoot himself. A hollow point to the back of the head gets the job done as he has to blow up his shill lizard brain to make sure he dies for good. Do it.
44 CommentsTags: 2017, blood music, cash grab, cormorant, crypto-indie, danger, elder, Enslaved, hipster, indie rock, jeremy enigk, master boot record, metalcore, poseur, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, septic flesh, septicflesh, shills, slowdive, sludge, stoner rock, techno, the faceless
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Zyklon B For Bandcamp
Hipster and poseur blood must be shed!
53 CommentsTags: 2017, attic, bandcamp, black 'n roll, boris, cavernlight, converge, couch slut, crypto-indie, death 'n' roll, death yell, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, green druid, heresiarch, hipster bullshit, impalers, impetuous ritual, incantation, jute gyte, khazaddum, khemmis, mathcore, metalcore, mutoid man, necrot, one master, palmistry, posers, poseurs, pyrrhon, sadistic metal reviews, scenesters, sempiternal dusk, spirit adrift, stoner rock, tchornobog, walpyrgus, wrest
Metal Blade Records Admits Shilling Metalcore
Master’s Hammer – “Ve věži ticha” (In the Tower of Silence)
Czech black metal legends Master’s Hammer released a new track on Youtube recently.
6 CommentsTags: czech republic, Master's Hammer, metalcore, new track, news, review, youtube
At the Gates Get New Guitarist & Festival Gigs
Deathcore playing sell-outs At the Gates got a new guitarist to replace Anders Björler so that the sell-outs can pickpocket their long suffering fans once more.
21 CommentsTags: At the Gates, cash grab, century media, century media records, deathcore, festivals, god macabre, GRID, jonas stålhammar, metalcore, news, sell-out, Sweden, upcoming shows
Matt Harvey Gives MetalSucks the Reach Around
Matt Harvey of deathcore band Exhumed was called up to provide a contrary viewpoint on Decibel Magazine’s website to MetalSucks’ call for a proscription of Hells Headbangers Records, circlejerking around the Blast Beat advertising network.
26 CommentsTags: ben umanov, blast beat network, carpetbaggers, communism, communists, deathcore, decibel, exhumed, homosexuality, matt goldberg, Matt Harvey, metalcore, MetalSucks, national socialist black metal, Nazism, news, nsbm, poseur, poseurs, sjws, social justice warrior, social justice warriors
Suffocation Fall 2017 US Tour
Toilet Ov Hell Come Out of the Closet
Metalcore commode Toilet Ov Hell saw our staff’s report on their recent cry-in over how we are actually critical.
25 CommentsTags: communism, communists, cultural marxism, homosexuality, metalcore, news, socialists, toilet ov hell
Metal Molester 2017 So Far SMR
Article by Linus Douglas.
As these Observer posers speed past 2017’s halfway point, they present a selection that is indeed a dumpster fire representative of the shit pool that their mainstream metal listening provides them with. Only those who need to be eradicated (rapists, communists, child molesters, serial killers, hipsters, etc.) genuinely think that stoner rock and boring, slow heavy rock bands are examples of heavy metal. Their piss-poor “culling” (badass, huh?) from the “metal cauldron” of mee-maw’s recipes was as follows:
7 CommentsTags: 2017, AIDS, artificial brain, aseethe, brandon seabrook, cinema cinema, endon, GRID, hipster idiocy, john frum, kelly moran, luminous vault, metalcore, observer, poser metal, posers, poseur metal, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, screamo, stoner rock, techdeaf, tek-deth, toby dive
