It is with a heavy heart that the DMU staff mourns the loss of one of their own.
Earlier today, we were alerted to the sad news that Brock Dorsey, our fearless leader and editor, has passed on. Brock was killed in a horrific sky diving accident over the Hamptons during a luxurious vacation with several other venture capitalists. His parachute had failed to open, but Brock lives on in our hearts and memories. His friends felt it should be noted should be noted that Brock confessed all of his sins of BTFOing soy-filled journalists and bullying overweight metal kids just before jumping.
Brock will be succeeded at DMU by a familiar face at editor, and the new era of the most storied website on the internet will be lead by the war hero of the DMU – Dreipfell cyber war, Nicholas Vahdias.
Of course, Brock might just be faking his death in classic prankster Brock Dorsey fashion so he can concentrate on writing for Amerika.org and other right wing political websites and continue his fight to restore Western Civilization. In fact, it wouldn’t be a surprise to find Brock writing for Death Metal Underground again soon, under the same name, with no explanation as to why an article eulogizing his non-existent death was published. It could even be possible that a 6 month term as editor was the plan all along.
In any event, relive the most popular moments of the Brock Dorsey era below:
And prepare yourself for a vicious new era of